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We all thought we were going to witness a long, drawn out celebrity throw down in which Tom Cruise would go all Hunger Games on Katie Holmes. That isn’t going to happen as they have already reached a divorce settlement.
The settlement came as fast as the divorce announcement itself. That raises eyebrows, but the details may be even more revealing…
Kourtney Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl. This little bundle of MONEY MAKER weighed in at 7lbs 14 oz. Kourt had a natural birth… Egads. I tip my hat to the steel vaginas out there that squeeze a roast beef through a mini Pringles can without begging to be shot.
I worked an entire day Friday and didn’t attempt to slip out the roof door claiming to have suddenly developed a smoking habit before shimming down the fire escape and off to a sample sale. All thanks to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise getting a divorce. Celebrities rarely think of those of us with tight schedules of trying to blow off work to threaten other people’s lives for a pair of Prada pumps.
As the weekend passed, more details of their split emerged. Here is a little recap…
Adele is trying to weave snatch Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce thunder by announcing her pregnancy. I jest, Adele is > Tommy every day, all day and with her there is no “try,” only do or do don’t.
Now that I have robbed a gay Yoda of his trademark line, onto Adele’s news. The ‘Rolling in the Deep’ songstress confirmed on her blog that she and Simon Konecki are expecting…
File this one under bitches who can’t keep a secret. Anna Paquin and Bheeeelll! are having two babies for the price of one.
The couple’s ‘True Blood‘ co-star, Sam Trammell, robbed People magazine of a cover blaring ‘Double Trouble: Sookie is pregnant with TWINS!’ It’s probably better that way. Most, like myself, would read that as ‘Snookie’ and burst into a rant insisting those babies must have killed Santa in past life.
After we all pointed and laughed at Globe, I thought it would be fun to de-bunk some more tabloid fodder.
OK has some baby news because babies, eating disorders and weddings sell. It sounds like your average weekend at a sorority reunion, but we will go with it.
The daughter of Jada Pinkett-Smith and Will Smith caused a minor blip in the ESCANDALO radar on Monday.
Willow Smith posted a photo of herself rocking a tongue ring. She still has braces and looks uncannily like her famous father in the photo, but her fans went point-fingers-and-gasp crazy over the apparent piercing.
Justin Bieber has finally unleashed his latest album, ‘Believe,’ today. I know you were clutching your Pillow Pets all night long trying to contain the excitement.
While he doesn’t directly mention Mariah Yeater by name, he does have a song called ‘Maria.’ The tune isn’t much to listen to, but the lyrics are telling of the situation in which some random girl tried rode the Trolley to the land of make believe and concocted a tale that involved 30 seconds of bathroom sex and a baby.
I get a big case of MEH when I hear Hilary Duff’s name, but the new mom is being picked on for holding a cigarette.
Over the weekend, Duff was photographed hanging with some friends. While photographers snapped away, she held her friend’s cancer stick and that translated to ESCANDALO of the new mommy kind for bloggers.
Hilary felt she needed to waft away the skeptics and judgment by Tweeting an explanation…
Chris Brown beat on someone who doesn’t have a vagina is the real news here, but I thought I’d save the poon punching titles for Matthew Fox.
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Good ol’ Life and Style is hollerin’ from Mount BS that Adele had a secret wedding and married Simon Konecki. The rag based their claims on a photo of Adele wearing a “gold wedding band” on her left ring finger. Naturally the mag translated that into a secret wedding filled with “emotional vows” and a [...]
