Gabriel Aubry Investigated for Child Endangerment

I think I may be blinded by the pretty factor Gabriel Aubry exudes even when he wears knitted hats. So, lets muse the latest crazy that is coming from Halle Berry’s Smear Campaign. She and Gabe were having a battle for their BB, Nahla. Things cooled down and the hallowed out volcano Halle was hiding in was quiet. Enter the nanny.

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Kristin Cavallari Pregnancy Was an ‘Accident’

File this under NO SHIZ. Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler made the announcement yesterday that Kristin is going to giving birth to another one of these…

SUUUUHPRISE! It was an accident according to her friends.

“Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, K&Jay had discussed the possibility of kids — but planned to start cranking ‘em out in a few years … not any time soon. But shocking as it was, we’re told they’re thrilled with the news.”

If by “accident” you mean tactic #14 in The Famewhore’s Guide to Keeping Your Man While Making Bank, then yes. Absolutely accident.

You know what would be #AWESOME is if the BB is going to come out looking more like this…

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Kristin Cavallari Pregnant with Jay Cutler’s Baby

I hope you have already had some time to let your morning breakfast burrito settle because you might need to make some room to stomach the thought of pitying one the twits from ‘The Hills.’ Kristin Cavallari is pregnant with Jay Cutler’s baby.

I suddenly feel sorry for her as the thought of pushing something bred from the giant ego filled head of Jay Cutler makes me cross my legs and cringe. (Yes, I am a Bears fan, but I miss Orton. Entirely bitter…yes.) Regardless, Kristin and Jay are so happy they could spit rainbows…

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Is O.J. Simpson Khloe Kardashian’s Real Dad?!

Best story of the day alert! O.J. Simpson is now claiming that when it comes to the paternity of Khloe Kardashian, he IS the father! *Maury voice*

You’ve got to admire the National Enquirer’s boldness in their efforts to sell papers. In this week’s cover story, O.J. Simpson is apparently claiming HE’S Khloe Kardashian’s real father! Who will be pegged as Khloe’s REAL father next?!

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Britney Spears’ Upcoming Wedding Details

Britney Spears is glowing since her engagement to long time boyfriend Jason Tarwick. He popped the question in the beginning of December and Brit’s been super excited since. This of course will be Britney’s 3rd marriage. Her first one lasted a mere 55 hours to Jason Alexander. The second was to Kevin Federline, and we all witnessed how well that turned out. Jason, her soon to be third, is her manager.

So what are Brit-Brit’s big plans for her third wedding?

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Beyonce’s Baby Blue Ivy Now Marijuana Namesake

We knew Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s baby Blue Ivy was going to be influential, but this just isn’t what we expected. Not only is she the youngest person to appear on the Billboard charts, but now she’s the youngest to have her own strain of marijuana named after her! The grey area between State and Federal laws in California allow marijuana dispensaries to continue with business as usual and it looks like even the stoners are staying in tune with pop culture.

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Jessica Simpson Eating Buttered Pop Tarts

Jessica Simpson is talking about the amount of crap she is inhaling during her pregnancy. Judging by the picture, she looks to be about 14 months along and is due in the spring. One of her cravings has been buttered Pop Tarts. The image may be terrifying, but Paula Deen is writing that shiz down for her next cookbook.

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Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Break Up

Hide yo kids. Wilmer Valderrama is back on the prowl. Really, the stage moms patrolling the Disney child star playground are the ones who need to worry. I am sure Wilmer is already dusting off his jean jacket and warming up his Tercel and stuffing it candy and puppies.

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Jay-Z Reveals Beyonce Had Miscarriage

Beyonce’s baby birthin’ has dominated the media since Blue Ivy Carter was unhooked from B’s belly. Jay and the ‘Countdown’ singer haven’t exactly kept it quiet. Between parents of newborns staying in the same hospital revealing that the couple’s security team pulled a Gandalf and said YOU SHALL NOT PASS while Jay used the hallway and the name mix up that Gwyneth Paltrow had to clear up, you’d think it would be enough.

It’s not. Blue Ivy has a soundtrack now.

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Beyonce and Jay Z Baby’s Name Is…

Blue Ivy Carter. Reports by E! initially stated that Beyonce’s baby girl is named Ivy Blue. The order was switched and reported by the media outlet and caused mass confusion.

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