TMZ caught Seal leaving the airport and asked about his feelings regarding Heidi Klum hooking up with her bodyguard she has spotted hanging around with. He made the mistake of opening his mouth to respond…
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Pool Party
August 31, 2012 By 2 Comments
The Mexican version of Powder and Jennifer Lopez sent a day at the pool with the fam. The couple has faced a plethora of John Travolta style rumors claiming Jlo’s ho is a fan of exotic messages and the men who hand them out above gay peep shows. Jen’s PR team spinned it with a claim that Casper Smart wasn’t getting his jollies, but getting inked.
Adele Secretly Married ?!
August 31, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Good ol’ Life and Style is hollerin’ from Mount BS that Adele had a secret wedding and married Simon Konecki.
The rag based their claims on a photo of Adele wearing a “gold wedding band” on her left ring finger. Naturally the mag translated that into a secret wedding filled with “emotional vows” and a chocolate waterfall at the reception. (The last one may or not have been in the report, but as we approach wedding season I beg all my dear friends getting married not to cheap out on the cheese/chocolate/vodka waterfalls.)
John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry Via Email ?!
August 30, 2012 By 1 Comment
John Mayer reportedly dumped Katy Perry via email. I bet that country kitten Snugglepuff McSquintz is calling Perry up and offering to help her sort through her tender feelings via song.
Now this is from Us and regurgitated by Hollywood Life, so let’s consider it purely based on evidence from Mayer’s history of douchebaggery.
Bill and Giuliana Rancic Baby Boy Arrives
August 30, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Aw, babies and junk. As if your Facebook and Twitter wasn’t already inundated with ultrasound photos, Farmville requests and pleas to host Pampered Chef parties…here comes another birth announcement.
Giuliana and Bill Rancic have welcomed their baby boy. The tot was born last night at 10:12. The couple named him Edward Duke Rancic.
Suri is Still Hittin’ the Bottle While Shiloh Plays With Dead Spiders
August 29, 2012 By 2 Comments
While I usually identify with anyone who can’t the bottle, Suri is in a world of crazy according to Star.
In their latest issue, the nannies of celebrity kids “reveal all.” According to their loose lipped nannies, Suri has a shoe collection that will make you cry and probably cost more than your average home in the Midwest. The mag is also sticking with their repeated claims that the tot is lonely and still using a baby bottle.
Robert Pattinson Selling Home, Meeting Kristen Stewart
August 29, 2012 By Leave a Comment
It’s been awhile since we had an update on the sad unicorn that is Robert Pattinson. So, let’s check up on ol’ Sparklepants…
Rob is reportedly selling the home he shared with Kristen Stewart. Us swears on a stack of back issues that the ‘Cosmopolis’ star gets the sads when he walks into their empty $6 million house in Los Feliz. According to the rag, he is sticking a FOR SALE sign on the home because it’s filled with “too many memories.”
Rihanna and Rob Kardashian Dating ?!
August 27, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Despite Rihanna blubbering about how much she still loves Chris Brown or whatever Stockholm Syndrome thing they have going on while trolling with Oprah, she and Rob Kardashian are allegedly hooking up. I need to create a blanket post in which we all just assume RiRi has slept with everyone.
Snooki’s Baby Boy
August 27, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Raise your bottles of fake tanner in the air and say HUZZAH! for the new heir to the Drunken Mess of Waking Up in Trash Cans Empire. Snooki gave birth to a baby boy.
The ‘Jersey Shore’ star confirmed the birth of Lorenzo Dominic via Twitter…
Rihanna Seducing Robert Pattinson
August 23, 2012 By Leave a Comment
RiRi and Sparklepants sitting in a tree, S,E,X,T,I,N,G. So says OK! magazine.
Everybody in the Hollywood club wants a piece of Rob. Yesterday, Leonardo DiCaprio was said to be luring RPattz into his van with the promise of puppies and candy. (Since this is a case of rich people it is more like boats and hoes, but you get the drift.) Today, Rihanna is rumored to be sexting Robert Pattinson…
