Austin Butler arrived at Vanessa Hudgens’ hotel with some gorgeous red roses. The couple then went shopping in Soho. He was doting and held her hand as she playfully hugged him before crossing the street.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth ‘Talking Marriage’
March 15, 2012 By 1 Comment
I love Thursdays. We get to pick apart the crap that came out in Wednesday’s tabloids. After de-bunking Brangleina’s millionth wedding rumor yesterday, we get Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth engagement rumors today.
OK! is back again with more THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED…PROBABLY…SOMEDAY…POSSILBY headlines. According to their story, Miley Cyrus’ boobs did more than try to weave snatch Jennifer Lawrence at the premiere of ‘The Hunger Games.’
Bobbi Kristina Engaged to Her Brother ?!
March 15, 2012 By Leave a Comment
I get that this girl lost her mother and had Bobby Brown for a father so she gets a free pass on being a wholelotta crazy, but Bobbi Kristina is reportedly engaged to her brother.
Bobby and Whitney had practically adopted Nick Gordon, but never made it legal. Despite the legal issues never being sorted out, the family considered Nick their son. TMZ states that friends have become extremely concerned with Nick and Bobbi’s relationship. They used to call each other brother/sister, but now they are living together and appear to be engaged. They were seen out in public kissing, holding hands and sporting what looks like an engagement ring.
Jessica Simpson’s Baby Name Is…
March 15, 2012 By 1 Comment
I would have bet money on Maple Butter Blondie being Jessica Simpson’s baby name. Instead, she went the way of menstrual pad for name inspiration.
For awhile I was convinced this girl was actually going to give birth to a deep corn dog that had been rolled in sprinkles, dipped in ice cream, battered, re-fried and drenched in caramel. It looks she actually has a full grown toddler in her belly, so she is making the baby press rounds before she craps that baby friend out. After posing nude for Elle, she teased that they had picked out a baby name and confessed that “most people won’t get it.”
In Touch swooped in to rob her of her weird baby name thunder…
Gillian Anderson Was A High School Lesbian
March 15, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Every high school has their token stereotypes. Why, in my day I had to spend a Saturday morning detention with the brainy nerd, a ginger athlete, a basket case in dire need of Head & Shoulders, a ginger Princess and criminal who can rock a jean jacket. We got into some wacky situations before having an emotional meeting of the minds that gave us a common thread to bond over despite our social caste. In the end the ginger princess fell for the jean jacket bad boy, the basket case got a makeover and the ginger athlete went on to coach a kid’s hockey league. Good times. Or maybe that was ‘The Breakfast Club.’
Anyway, Gillian Anderson was the girl in your class that was a lesbian for awhile, but decided to quit the cooch for a trunk driver named Slick Rick With A Big Rig…
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Not Getting Married
March 14, 2012 By 2 Comments
First OK! ran a report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married. The following week they ran another report stating that the wedding was off because they were fighting over something stupid, probably whose hair clogged the drain. This week the rag claims the wedding is back on. Next week I am sure we will be treated to some story in which Angie calls of the wedding again because she overhead Brad telling George Clooney he thinks Cambodia sucks.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is an Actual Hooker Now
March 13, 2012 By 1 Comment
Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. You remind me of my misspent youth. What would your career be without ‘Can’t Hardly Wait” or a slew of tv series that lull old people into a nap? She can now add official whore for eHarmony to her resume. According to CD&N, Hewitt is now the face of the dating site.
Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Divorce
March 13, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli are getting a divorce. The couple has been married for 11 years, but decided to quit each other to get some strange. Ok, they didn’t say why they are splitting, but you can probably bet that those horrid Crocs had something to do with it. Pete’s face pretty much says it all.
“While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time.”
If it wasn’t the Crocs, I’d blame Amanda Bynes pulling a vengeful hump mentioned in this blind item…
Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.
The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest b**ch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, “I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose.”
How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. “Oops. I did not know you were here.” Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.
For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses’ trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other. [CD&N]
Dennis Quaid’s Wife Files for Divorce
March 9, 2012 By 2 Comments
Dennis Quaid isn’t great at marriage. Or perhaps I should say that marriage isn’t great at taming Dennis Quaid. Either way, he and his third wife are hitting escape button on their marriage.
Kimberly filed a petition in court with this explanation…
Jessica Biel’s Engagement Ring – PHOTOS
March 9, 2012 By 1 Comment
So this is what getting engaged to a guy who sluts it with every back up dancer, club ho stroller and human with a vagina in a 10 mile radius gets you.
