Randy Travis Arrested – MUGSHOT

Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk in public. This raised my eyebrow as Lindsay Lohan, Boozetina Drunkuilera and I are constantly rocking a blood alcohol level of VODKA < BLOOD SUPPLY. However, you will realize just what kinda party animal Randy is when you hear the rest of the story.

The country crooner was arrested in Texas around 1 AM Monday morning because he was parked outside a Baptist church with a bottle of wine and smelling like Charlie Sheen on…well…a Monday morning.

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Gabriel Aubry Investigated for Child Endangerment

I think I may be blinded by the pretty factor Gabriel Aubry exudes even when he wears knitted hats. So, lets muse the latest crazy that is coming from Halle Berry’s Smear Campaign. She and Gabe were having a battle for their BB, Nahla. Things cooled down and the hallowed out volcano Halle was hiding in was quiet. Enter the nanny.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Hooker Who Killed Osama Bin Laden

Someone put an extra scoop of crazy in their Captain Crunch and served Lindsay Lohan with a lawsuit claiming she was a high end hooker who was involved in the Navy Seal operation that killed Osama bin Laden. Pshaw. Lindsay a “high end” anything. Well, there is your first problem.

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Lil Wayne To Publish Prison Diaries

Lil Wayne is getting an unspecified sum to give Grand Central Publishing the diaries he kept while jailed in New York City’s Rikers Island from March to November 2010. The book promises to be a riveting first-hand account of the people he met, his family, and his future.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tax Debt

This is shocking. Just shocking! (Not really.) Lindsay Lohan didn’t pay her 2009 taxes. Perhaps it’s the fault of her passport (damn thing refuses to stay in her bag every time she is due for court/work – exhibit A, exhibit B). Or maybe it was that pesky tea that fermented to booze upon entering her blood stream. Either way, I am sure someone or something will be blamed. I am giggling with anticipation to see what W-2 eating creature she invents.

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Snoop Dogg Arrested for Marijuana

Snoop Dogg is facing a minor drug charge in Texas after border agents say they found multiple joints on his tour bus! Imagine that! Fun Fact: Country singer Willie Nelson was arrested in November 2010 for marijuana possession at that same checkpoint!

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Jeremy Renner May or May Not Have Been in a Bar Fight

TMZ and MTV have mixed stories on Jeremy Renner’s bar fight in Thailand. One has been purified while the other involves an irate axe wielding guard.

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Christina Perri Fends Off Carjacker

Christina Perri reportedly single-handedly fought off a man attempting to steal her car last week. According to TMZ, Perri was sitting in her car waiting to pull into a building when a man opened her car door and attempted to force himself inside.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Purse Stolen

Lindsay Lohan ended up crashing a party over the weekend – However, it might not be for the reason you think! While on vacation in Hawaii, Lindsay misplaced her $5,000 Chanel purse. And my misplaced, I mean the purse was stolen! Inside the bag was her passport, important probation docs, and a boatload of cash – $10,000 to be exact.

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Alec Baldwin Kicked Off Plane for Being “Abusive”

Alec Baldwin was kicked off a flight at the LAX and it isn’t the fault of too much sweet nectar. A flight attendant on a power trip went phone Nazi on the ‘30 Rock’ star after he reportedly refused to quit playing “Words with Friends.”

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