John Travolta Sued by ANOTHER Masseur

It’s no secret that if you take John Travolta out of Hollywood, you’d take away every blind item about a gay man with a cupcake fetish. So, some random masseurs who charge $200 an hour, place ads online and are willing to be picked up and taken to a hotel are all mad because John Travolta touched their peen.

Yesterday, news that a masseur who claims he was molested by Travolta filed a lawsuit against the ‘Old Dogs’ star spread like a hooker trying to make rent money. His rep called the called the story complete crap and provided a receipt that is supports his claim that he was in New York the day the masseur claims John tried to sneak a pickle tickle. According to the time stamp on the receipt, he dined at Mr.Chow at 11:38 PM. He left a generous $100 tip on a bill totaling $382.69.

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John Travolta Sued for Molesting Male Masseur

Good ol’ John I SWEARS IMMA STRAIGHTY Travolta is being sued for playing with a penis that wasn’t his own. It was only a matter of time before A) some down-on-his-luck happy endings purveyor let $ roll into his eyes and created a fictional account of sexual foolery OR B) this actually happened. I won’t admit what I believe because I don’t like being sued/having a herd of Scientologists chase me down the street flinging unsold copies of ‘Knight and Day’ at me. (Hint: it’s not option A.)

TMZ got their hands of the lawsuit filed by an anonymous masseur asking for $2 million in damages. He claims that Johnny was surfing online ads for massages with a going rate of $200 an hour and booked him under a fake name. Travolta rolled up in his black Lexus and picked up the masseur. He saw Trojan condoms in the center console as he was driven to the Beverly Hills Hotel. I will let the media outlet tell the rest of the story because the thought of John waving his nakedness around his horrifying enough…

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Suge Knight Arrested for Killing Tupac ?!

Here is some crazy for today. Rumors are running rampant (sorry I am feeling very Geraldo today) that Suge Knight killed Tupac Shakur and has been arrested. Twitter is blowing up with rumors that Suge is currently sitting in jail after some alleged break in the case that proved he was guilty.

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Lindsay Lohan Bar Fight – Chapter 563

Lindsay Lohan is such a homebody and dedicated to resuscitating her career from the depths of Lifetime tv movie roles, but she is still managing to get into bar fights…with her dad.

After claiming to have become the Patron Saint of Domestication, Lohan has been involved in a bar fight, a hit and run in a bar parking lot and partying at Coachella all while making last call. Last I checked, it was pretty hard to get in club brawl while sitting on your couch knitting. The initial report of the fight stated that a fellow club rat was hitting on Lindsay’s crotch goblins and this didn’t sit well with the freckled beast. She started shoving the bar critter who ran to the police pointing to bruises and filing battery charges.

Now, another woman claims that she was sitting in a booth near Lohan and her entourage, which included Lord of the Budget Ho Tricks – Michael Lohan, and Lindsay turned into a ginger terror after someone bumped her.

Via TMZ:

We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”

The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.

Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”

The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”

That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

Michael then grabbed her and left the club immediately. I don’t see how the battery charges fit into this new story unless “aggressive pokes” are now considered assault. If that is true, you Facebook Pokers are in for it.

Anyway, Lindsay claimed she was at home watching Golden Girls reruns and nursing kittens back to health with an eyedropper full of milk and nowhere near any bars. Surveillance footage proves otherwise. Her rep has since changed her story and refuses to comment any further now that she has been caught as a liar, liar crotch on fire.

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Lindsay Lohan Investigated for Battery After Alleged Bar Fight

LindsayClubbing Makes Me UncomfortableLohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.

Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.

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Amanda Bynes Arrested for DUI – MUGSHOT

AMANDA PLEASE! Ok, so only a handful of you will probably get that, but Amanda Bynes once owned Nickelodeon shows. Now she is a “retired” 20-something who loves to play drunken ho tricks on cops.

After TMZ caught her drinking and driving on St. Patrick’s Day and driving off while a cop was writing her a ticket, she is now behind bars. Bynes was arrested in West Hollywood around 3 AM Friday morning. She was trying to pass a police car, while drunk, and hit it.

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Justin Bieber Facing Lawsuit Over Twitter Prank

Justin Bieber is facing more legal troubles as he, once again, attempted humor and failed. The Biebs Tweeted a phone number that was missing the last digit with the message “call me right now.” Being that most of his fans still watch Sesame Street, they can count to 9. A portion of his 19 million followers started dialing and inserting numbers trying to reach the lesbian faced cherub.

Several people from Texas were left fielding thousands of phone calls from gullible fans all day and night. A lawyer for the Texans has confirmed that his clients will be demanding compensation.

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Bobby Brown Arrested for DUI

In drunken screw ups doing drunken screw up tricks news, Bobby Brown has been arrested. The former husband of Whitney Houston was caught drunk behind the wheel in Reseda around noon yesterday.

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Nicollette Sheridan’s Mistrial in’Desperate Housewives’ Case

Nicollette Sheridan is trying to sue ABC for wrongful-termination. It isn’t going well. A judge declared a mistrial after 8 out of 12 jurors sided with the blonde who played Edie Britt on the drama. I declare, “People are still watching this mess?”

Four years ago, her character was killed off and Nicollette felt the plot twist was simply done to get rid of her after she and Marc Cherry had some sort of argument that ended with Cherry allegedly smacking her on the head.

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George Clooney Arrested – VIDEO

The Clooney has been nabbed for protesting in Washington. The ‘Ides of March’ star and savior to distressed nightclub hostesses was taken into custody outside of the Sudanese embassy in DC.

George Clooney and his father, Nick Clooney, were arrested after leading a protest. Secret service agents took the cooperative star and several congressmen in for crossing a police line. It’s a misdemeanor offense, but George is actually happy about the arrest. He, according to sources, hopes that the incident will bring attention to the issues he was speaking about at the protest.

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