TMZ caught Seal leaving the airport and asked about his feelings regarding Heidi Klum hooking up with her bodyguard she has spotted hanging around with. He made the mistake of opening his mouth to respond…
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson NOT Living Together
August 9, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Oh, those cruel rumors that had nerds everywhere squeeing with elation and screaming I KNEW IT! have turned out be false.
A report surfaced that Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have given into the inevitable and shacked up together. Gillian recently split with Mark Griffiths after 6 years of marriage. David and Tea Leoni broke up for a second time about a year ago after it came to light that Mulder had an insatiable need for sexy times.
Tom Cruise is a Straight Up Ladies Man
July 11, 2012 By 2 Comments
…and I am Queen of Magical Ponies that crap cotton candy and can recite the every element on the periodic table while juggling watermelons.
Here is a little diddy that Page Six is running with. It makes Tom Cruise out to be a bit of a suave ladies man that also gives a congratulatory wank on his acting abilities. In fear of his space sheep trying to eat my brains or force me to wear paisley, I will pretend that the “source” isn’t Tom disguising his voice with hanky and that terrible accent from ‘Far and Away.’
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Divorce Settlement
July 10, 2012 By Leave a Comment
We all thought we were going to witness a long, drawn out celebrity throw down in which Tom Cruise would go all Hunger Games on Katie Holmes. That isn’t going to happen as they have already reached a divorce settlement.
The settlement came as fast as the divorce announcement itself. That raises eyebrows, but the details may be even more revealing…
Katie Holmes Looks Happy – PHOTOS
July 6, 2012 By 1 Comment
Katie Holmes has surfaced again without her wedding ring on. I don’t know why the absence of the ring surprises people, but for some reason everyone finds it fascinating. Perhaps it’s a one ring to rule them all thing. Regardless, after filing for divorce and escaping the sound of Tom Cruise’s lifts pattering across the floor, she looks noticeably happier.
Katie Holmes NOT Filing for Emergency Hearing
July 5, 2012 By Leave a Comment
The Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce saga keeps rolling with the drama. As my Aunt Yetta said this morning…
“This is better than my programs! Well, almost better than the time that adorable midget tried to save Chastity after the demons in the basement tried to kill her or the time Whitney and Chad made that incestuous flipper baby.”
Hollywood Life stated Katie was trying to force Tom into a divorce on her terms by filing for an emergency hearing that will be open to the public.
Tom Cruise Begged Katie Holmes to Save Marriage ?!
July 4, 2012 By 1 Comment
Unless the “begging” went like this…
Tom: Please?
Katie: No.
Tom: Fine. I’m going to go call John and see if he wants to…um…discuss Scientology stuff.
Katie: Bitch please.
I don’t believe it. According to People and a slew of other sources, you shouldn’t either. Cruise’s legal team is already starting to weave a plot into the media. First, they are putting together a legal filing of their own requesting his divorce terms.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Scientology, Prenup, Tom in California and Turning 50
July 3, 2012 By 1 Comment
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise continue to dominate the news with their SUHPRIZE! divorce. As we recapped yesterday…Tom was blindsided by Katie filing for divorce, Holmes wants sole custody of Suri, is being followed by Scientology thugs and moved out of her and Tom’s NY apartment. Click HERE for more details including why she filed in New York.
Basically, Katie escaped the clutch purse of Tom and the marriage has been over since late 2011 according to new reports. TMZ insists that their source is iron clad and told them Holmes has been “miserable” for at least 6 months. About two weeks ago she visited Tom in Iceland and acted as though everything was fine. It appears the surprise element was tactical. The 6 month wait is probably also a tactical move as she is hoping for the divorce proceedings to take place in NY. You must have proof of full time residency and the Big Apple has more favorable conditions for Katie to get sole custody Suri.
REVEAL, On Set Drama, Secret Lovers: Blind Items
July 3, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Remember this blind item…
“This established male actor that has A-list status has been doing everything he can to regain his youth and appeal to a younger audience. He has had a few surgical procedures and botox. He shelled out thousands on fighting the aging battle, but he suddenly became very cheap on his hair. After buying a box of drug store hair color, he attempted to do the job himself. He ended up botching it and had to have a professional come fix it. He made up a huge story about how it was all an “accident” and claimed he mixed up his leave in conditioner with his wife’s dye. ”
It has a reveal! Click HERE to see who it is…
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Officially Divorcing
June 29, 2012 By 1 Comment
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially getting a divorce. The subject of their marriage has been at the center of many tabloids for years, but this time it has been confirmed by Holmes’s attorney, Jonathan Wolfe.
