Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce. Following rumors that their marriage was on the downslide, Brand has submitted legal papers to bring an end to their marriage.
Kris Humphries is Secretly a Genius
December 2, 2011 By Leave a Comment
I too have had my fill of the Kardashians, but I couldn’t help but give one last post for Friday funsies.
So, the Dog and Pony Show of Kim Kardashian’s marriage has taken a new turn as Kris Humphries is reportedly a master of manipulation and seeking an annulment. He cited “fraud” in his request and if he is granted the annulment then the prenup he signed like Ariel giving Ursula her voice in exchange for legs, will be null and void. Then he can shop his story ‘Hurt Locker The Sequel: 72 Days of Revlon Crusted Hell.’
Demi Moore Confirms Divorce
November 18, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Demi Moore has confirmed that she is divorcing Ashton Kutcher. Hobo Jesus is now free to bareback as many club tricks in hotel hot tubs as he wants. Someone CC this to every Free Clinic in the tri-state area.
While she Demi didn’t direct state that Ashton’s philandering peen was to blame for their split, she did issue a statement that hints at it…
Jennifer Lopez Moves On to Backup Dancer
November 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Jennifer Lopez announced her split with hubby Mark Anthony a few months ago. She’s been spotted with Hollywood hottie Bradley Cooper a few times on what appeared to be dates. Well now just in time for the holidays, it appears JLO has a new boy toy. She’s dated many Hollywood A-listers like Cooper, P. Diddy, and Ben Affleck. She’s also been married 3 times – Girl gets around! Her list of ex-husbands include Ojani Noa, Chris Judd, and soon we can add Anthony to that list.
Kim Kardashian Spends the Weekend with Kris Humphries
November 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Can this whole Kim Kardashian divorce thing get any more ridiculous? The answer, of course, is hell yes! It was just a week today that Kim filed for divorce after 72 days of marriage to Kris Humphries. The news came with a lot of negative press surrounding the validity of her relationship and marriage. Some sources were saying that her entire relationship with Kris was fabricated for her reality show ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians.’ People were also outraged by how much money she allegedly pocketed from her fairytale wedding special that aired on E.
Demi Moore Cheated on Ashton Kutcher with His Friend ?!
November 4, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Things are starting to get so damn ridiculous and the tabloids are behind ALL of the drama. It’s come out now that Demi Moore was the one stepping out on her marriage to Ashton Kutcher… with his friend Ben Hollingsworth! I’m just gonna toss this one out there, I don’t believe that for a minute but I could be very, very wrong!
If you remember, Ashton had his spot blown up because he was out cheating on Demi without any kind of regard, so much that the guy has pictures floating around of him and the girl he was with. Now we’re hearing that Demi’s also been on the prowl and we think that there’s a possibility that if it’s true, she’s going through a midlife crisis.
Zooey Deschanel Splits from Ben Gibbard
November 2, 2011 By 1 Comment
Hey guys, do you like socially awkward hipster chicks with a heart of gold?
You do? Excellent, because that chick from ‘The New Girl” is now single. So put on your favorite sweater and black rimmed glasses… it’s time to find love!
Bruce Willis Made Ashton Kutcher Cry
November 2, 2011 By 4 Comments
I am believing this one simply because the thought of Ashton Kutcher weeping in a corner while Bruce Willis paces and cracks his knuckles amuses me. The tale comes from National Enquirer so get out your grains of salt.
Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce
October 31, 2011 By 1 Comment
This is my shocked face. It looks very similar to my Huh, Why Is There Milk In My Fridge and Where is My Vodka? face.
Her E! “Fairytale Wedding Special” check must have finally cleared because Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are officially divorcing. Does this mean they will stop airing it 24/7 now? Probably not, but I am guessing it will be followed with a “Making It Rain: Famewhorin’ Is Easy!” special.
Kim Kardashian Divorce Looming ?!
October 19, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Basically everyone at the offices of Star and Life and Style are hoping to win their office pool on how long we will have to wait for the Stunt Queen divorce. Both mags are covering Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ eventual split.
