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This is my shocked face. It looks very similar to my Huh, Why Is There Milk In My Fridge and Where is My Vodka? face.
Her E! “Fairytale Wedding Special” check must have finally cleared because Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are officially divorcing. Does this mean they will stop airing it 24/7 now? Probably not, but I am guessing it will be followed with a “Making It Rain: Famewhorin’ Is Easy!” special.
Basically everyone at the offices of Star and Life and Style are hoping to win their office pool on how long we will have to wait for the Stunt Queen divorce. Both mags are covering Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ eventual split.
A camping trip filled with Demi Moore hoping OFF! works on crotch critters appears to have done the trick. For now. The legal wife of Ashton Kutcher wore her wedding ring to the premiere of ‘Margin Call.’
However, she strolled the event solo which implies one of two things…
“There’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, your public profile skyrockets even higher. You’ve got heat. You get more cover photos, more interview requests, more gossip column inches, more talk show appearances. You can expand your own product lines, as well as shill for products that were previously just out of your childless reach. Because, once you’re seen as a mother, you can add paragon of selflessness and motherhood and traditional family values to your resume. Even if you’re the most vain and selfish human being on the planet. Yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. Even if you’re not as pregnant as you’re pretending to be. Even if you’re not pregnant at all.” [Blind Gossip]
My Guess: Beyonce. Exhibit A.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore still remain mum about the situation with their marriage. Rumors broke a few weeks ago that Ashton cheated on Demi while away on a boys weekend in San Diego. That weekend also happened to be their 6th wedding anniversary. Ouch! Over the weekend the couple was spotted sitting by a campfire and it looked like they were trying to work through their problems. But now Ashton’s telling his friends and associates that Demi will be filing for divorce sooner than later.
Sara Leal has sold her ‘Ashton Kutcher is a Slut in a Jesus Mask’ story to Us Weekly. The trick who came galloping across his path a FLUXX on his 6 year wedding anniversary has scored herself the cover of the tabloid. Among the details of swinging from his D List status in a hot tub threesome, Leal admits Kutcher did NOT wear a condom when they had sex.
The serial cheater known as Ashton Kutcher was spotted with his heartbroken wife, Demi Moore, for the first time in three months at what sources are calling a fireside chat for ‘forgiveness’. It was the morning of their sixth anniversary when Ashton found yet, another mistress – will Demi give Ashton another chance?
Well this is shocking. (No it’s not.) Demi Moore is on the road to divorcing Ashton Kutcher after discovering he cheated on her multiple times. I guess that old adage, “Hot tub threesomes with people who aren’t your spouse never ends awesome.” Or something like that. (Click HERE for a recap on Kutcher’s Hot Tub Threesome with Sara Leal…)
In case you were concerned that Leonardo DiCaprio was crying himself to sleep with tubs of Cherry Garcia and trying to uplift himself with ‘Single Ladies’ on repeat, rest easy. He has found solace in the bosom of a model.
What better way to celebrate your 6 year wedding anniversary than having a threesome in a hot tub with two women who aren’t your wife? I am sure Hallmark makes a card for that.
Despite a display of unity at a Kabalah center, Ashton Kutcher reportedly slut strutted his way into his Hard Rock Hotel hot tub with some trick named Sara Leal and her friend. Demi Moore was on the opposite coast promoting some Lifetime project. Now she is a Lifetime film project. I am sure this will end with Demi getting her groove back in a mountain lodge with some rough and tumble ski instructor.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
