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For the sack of not being sued, we are going to pretend that every rumor associated with John Travolta being so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents is complete nonsense. So read with a grain of patronizing salt…
The National Enquirer has allegedly gotten their hands of photos of John Travolta cross dressing. Poppycock! John doesn’t enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Well, except for this time:
The musical world has suffered several huge losses in the past year. Robin Gibb and Donna Summer passed away within the last week and Whitney Houston died under sad circumstances. The awards had an underlining tone that Ty Burell and Julie Bowen tried to pay respect while making the Billboard Music Awards a celebration.
Good ol’ John I SWEARS IMMA STRAIGHTY Travolta is being sued for playing with a penis that wasn’t his own. It was only a matter of time before A) some down-on-his-luck happy endings purveyor let $ roll into his eyes and created a fictional account of sexual foolery OR B) this actually happened. I won’t admit what I believe because I don’t like being sued/having a herd of Scientologists chase me down the street flinging unsold copies of ‘Knight and Day’ at me. (Hint: it’s not option A.)
TMZ got their hands of the lawsuit filed by an anonymous masseur asking for $2 million in damages. He claims that Johnny was surfing online ads for massages with a going rate of $200 an hour and booked him under a fake name. Travolta rolled up in his black Lexus and picked up the masseur. He saw Trojan condoms in the center console as he was driven to the Beverly Hills Hotel. I will let the media outlet tell the rest of the story because the thought of John waving his nakedness around his horrifying enough…
If this was a low budget showcase taking place above a bowling alley in honor of Elizabeth Taylor, then I’d say PERFECTO! Sadly, it’s not and Lifetime really is slumming it for an audience.
‘Liz and Dick’ will start shooting next month, but Planet Hiltron is sharing some pictures featuring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor. Some are pointing out that Liz was a bit of a mess during her youth and the Empress of Hot Mess isn’t all that radical of an idea, but girl is looking like busted blow up doll. I guess it is giving Marilyn Monroe a break. Taylor’s sons aren’t too happy about the casting either…
It was a bitch-off on the set of ‘The Voice.’ The Wanted stopped by for some musical pimpery and the boy band was not impressed with Christina Aguilera. The British invasion received an icy reception after performing for the judging panel on the reality show that is quickly dethroning ‘American Idol.’
Max George and Tom Parker were extremely candid when it came to sharing the details of their experience with Christina Woooo Hooo Whoaaa Yaaaa Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Aguilera… While on 92.3 NOW FM the boys admitted that she was “quite rude” and called her a “total bitch.”
Like the Aunt who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner late, smokes at the table and takes all the mashed potatoes, Lindsay Lohan is angering the cast of ‘Glee’ with her ho tricks. Girl even looks like my 76 year old Aunt Tootie.
E! has some sources on set and they squealed that Lindsay showed up late and revealed that a car had to drive to the Chateau Marmont hotel to pick her gin soaked rump up…
The things you can do with Photoshop these days…
Someone who A) is extremely bored/sad, B) wants to see some fantastic celebrity catfight that will end with Kristen Stewart biting her lip as Nikki bobs her head and screams BRING IT ON YOU ONE NOTE TRICK! or C) is a PR genius stirring up a bit ol’ pot of relevancy, shared a fake Twitter post that sparked a feud rumor.
Lindsay Lohan is such a homebody and dedicated to resuscitating her career from the depths of Lifetime tv movie roles, but she is still managing to get into bar fights…with her dad.
After claiming to have become the Patron Saint of Domestication, Lohan has been involved in a bar fight, a hit and run in a bar parking lot and partying at Coachella all while making last call. Last I checked, it was pretty hard to get in club brawl while sitting on your couch knitting. The initial report of the fight stated that a fellow club rat was hitting on Lindsay’s crotch goblins and this didn’t sit well with the freckled beast. She started shoving the bar critter who ran to the police pointing to bruises and filing battery charges.
Now, another woman claims that she was sitting in a booth near Lohan and her entourage, which included Lord of the Budget Ho Tricks – Michael Lohan, and Lindsay turned into a ginger terror after someone bumped her.
Via TMZ:
We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”
The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.
Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”
The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”
That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.
Michael then grabbed her and left the club immediately. I don’t see how the battery charges fit into this new story unless “aggressive pokes” are now considered assault. If that is true, you Facebook Pokers are in for it.
Anyway, Lindsay claimed she was at home watching Golden Girls reruns and nursing kittens back to health with an eyedropper full of milk and nowhere near any bars. Surveillance footage proves otherwise. Her rep has since changed her story and refuses to comment any further now that she has been caught as a liar, liar crotch on fire.
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Mariah Carey on Britney Spears ‘X-Factor’ Gig – VIDEO
Some poor sap must have confused Mariah Carey with someone who won’t snap your neck for getting too close to her Snack Packs or mentioning some who is not her. While being interviewed by Extra, she was asked how she felt about Brit Brit nabbing the ‘X-Factor‘ judging gig she was allegedly after. Mariah let it be known that you don’t talk about Britney Spears in her presence…
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