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“This starlet is starting her descent to rehab. Aside from the partying and her weed habit, she has started cutting again. Her boyfriend is the only one expressing real concern, but he is still bitter about the time she slept with his brother and only halfheartedly trying to help her.” [Hollywood Dame]
I can just picture the Biebs throwing down his Buzz Lightyear blanket and telling his assistant to hold his juice box while he sauntered up and stepped in between Selena and the blonde one from One Direction.
According to Star mag, Justin Bieber threatened Niall Horan after the boy bander hit on Selena Gomez. Apparently this all went down at the 2012 Kids Choice Awards…
Well here is some shocking news. (Spoiler: not really.) Mel Gibson hates Jews.
Joe Eszterhas, a screenwriter Mel hired to pen his Jewish hero Judah Maccabee movie, wrote a letter to the Jacuzzi enthusiast that pointed out the glaringly obvious…MEL BE CRAZY/ PREJUDICE. Joe managed to fill 9 pages with details of his encounters with him. Below is the CliffsNotes from Joe’s letter…
Good ol’ Star magazine is taking a break from keeping us updated on the Kardsahians bowel movement status to crank out a Brangelina story…
The rag is blazing a Pregnant and Engaged Jennifer Aniston story on the cover with a corner dedicated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. According to their report, Brad and Angie got into one of their infamous “furious fights” and Jolie admitted that she cheated on him years ago. This admission allegedly came after she did some serious “soul searching.”
Rolling Stone managed to get Jennifer Lawrence to say SCREW PETA. Being that she is being upheld like the new but way better/diverse Twilight queen, I am picturing the mag bribing her to say something controversial with puppies and candy. I am sure it was one of those moments when a celebrity forgets they aren’t allowed to say anything that isn’t 100% politically correct nor have a sense of humor.
Lindsay ‘Clubbing Makes Me Uncomfortable’ Lohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.
Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.
That title should have an obligatory “?” behind it, but it is painfully obvious that Jessica Simpson’s ‘Evangel’ pump is the basement baby twin of Christian Louboutin’s ‘Staratata.’
Everyone is losing their Schlitz over Mary J. Blige in a Burger King commercial. People are clutching their pearls and gasping, “A black woman singing about chicken is ESCANDALO!”
It made it waves on tv and was yanked from Youtube and every crevice of the internet. Burger King issued a statement that they pulled the ad due to a “licensing issue.” The fast food chain is attempting to give itself a makeover with new décor and new menu items that won’t turn your business end into a Slip n’ Slide for greasy fried pink slime. Jay Leno, Salma Hayek, David Beckham all joined Blige in the burger pimpery, but Mary was the only one who seemed to make waves singing about chicken.
I would say YOU IN DANGER GIRL!, but this is Clay Aiken.
The Aiken, looking plucked/pulled and spray painted with foundation, was on “Watch What Happens Live.” He answered every question in the ‘Plead the Fifth‘ segment honestly and without so much as an apologetic shrug. When it came to a question about a current pop singer, he pointed the finger at Rihanna and called her out on her pitch problems…
Everyone is either A: tired of paying this fame-trollop to exist or B: see explanation A. While walking the red carpet for the launch of her perfume, ‘True Reflection,’ in West Hollywood, she was pelted with flour.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
