Sex Tapes, Herpes Dispenser, Royal Snorter :Blind Items

“This once A List singer has been trying to add to her career, but attempts to stray outside of singing have failed. Her camp is trying to keep the momentum in her career going, but she can’t get her shiz together for a tour/successful album. So, her handlers already have her in rehab and plan to have her publicly embrace her affliction after she is clean/dry. Their goal is to use the “private struggle” to win sympathy and gain interest circa Britney Spears’ breakdown/comeback.” [Hollywood Dame]

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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry Ordered to Take Parenting Classes

The custody battle between Halle Berry and baby-daddy Gabriel Aubry is not working out the way she had hoped. Berry had petitioned the court to dissolve the joint custody agreement with her ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, and make her the sole custodian of their three-year-old daughter Nahla. The request was made after a nanny for Nahla accused Aubry of pushing her while the child was in her arms. In response, Aubry asked the judge to issue a restraining order against the nanny, claiming she is making up these accusations in order to aid Berry in their custody dispute.

Well, the the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services isn’t dissolving rights just yet. But they are recommending that Nahla seek professional counseling, and that her parents engage in parenting classes together.

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Taylor Swift’s New Album Includes Jake Gyllenhaal Songs

Are Taylor Swift fans about to get an album about her case of the sads post Jake Gyllenhaal? Maybe. Us is reporting that Taylor has once again put her tender feelings into several songs about Jake and his lusciousness.

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Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud

Chelsea Handler opened her mouth (aka opportunity hole) and let some her brain off the leash to attack Joan Rivers. It’s like the slutty flag twirler who couldn’t make the cheerleading squad picking on the Home Economics teacher who teaches how to make Tequila Shooters and tells you to marry rich. SPOILER ALERT: Joan wins.

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Mariah Carey Replacing Nicole Scherzinger on ‘The X-Factor’

The rumor mill is churning full speed today with news that Nicole Scherzinger has been having a tough time sending people home on ‘The X-Factor‘ and may be replaced by none other than Mrs. Diva herself, Mariah Carey!

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Gabriel Aubry Investigated for Child Endangerment

I think I may be blinded by the pretty factor Gabriel Aubry exudes even when he wears knitted hats. So, lets muse the latest crazy that is coming from Halle Berry’s Smear Campaign. She and Gabe were having a battle for their BB, Nahla. Things cooled down and the hallowed out volcano Halle was hiding in was quiet. Enter the nanny.

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Heidi Klum and Seal Confirm Separation

The sight of Seal in bicycle shorts is no longer the glue in Heidi Klum’s marriage. This weekend, rumors of Klum and Seal’s divorce preempted an official YUP, WE BE SINGLE! confirmation.

It started with TMZ reporting Heidi was going to file divorce papers. People then waved their finger and reported that they weren’t splitting, but just going through a “rough patch.”

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Is O.J. Simpson Khloe Kardashian’s Real Dad?!

Best story of the day alert! O.J. Simpson is now claiming that when it comes to the paternity of Khloe Kardashian, he IS the father! *Maury voice*

You’ve got to admire the National Enquirer’s boldness in their efforts to sell papers. In this week’s cover story, O.J. Simpson is apparently claiming HE’S Khloe Kardashian’s real father! Who will be pegged as Khloe’s REAL father next?!

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Britney Spears’ Former Bodyguard to Release Tell-All on Her Sex Life

Uh oh, Britney’s got some explaining to do! According to her former body guard, Fernando Flores, Britney Spears is not quite as tame as she seems! I mean, we all know she kissed Madonna and I heard she made out with Christina Aguilera back in the day when playing spin the bottle, but wild parties, sex with multiple people, lesbian sex and more?!

Say it ain’t so, Brit Brit!

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Rihanna’s Secret Hook-Ups with Chris Brown

Rihanna had two resolutions for 2012. The first was to quit smoking (see her first fail here) and the second is to find love. RiRi will have a bit of an issue finding love because rumor has it she’s been visiting her past.

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