TMZ caught Seal leaving the airport and asked about his feelings regarding Heidi Klum hooking up with her bodyguard she has spotted hanging around with. He made the mistake of opening his mouth to respond…
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Pool Party
August 31, 2012 By 2 Comments
The Mexican version of Powder and Jennifer Lopez sent a day at the pool with the fam. The couple has faced a plethora of John Travolta style rumors claiming Jlo’s ho is a fan of exotic messages and the men who hand them out above gay peep shows. Jen’s PR team spinned it with a claim that Casper Smart wasn’t getting his jollies, but getting inked.
Adele Secretly Married ?!
August 31, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Good ol’ Life and Style is hollerin’ from Mount BS that Adele had a secret wedding and married Simon Konecki.
The rag based their claims on a photo of Adele wearing a “gold wedding band” on her left ring finger. Naturally the mag translated that into a secret wedding filled with “emotional vows” and a chocolate waterfall at the reception. (The last one may or not have been in the report, but as we approach wedding season I beg all my dear friends getting married not to cheap out on the cheese/chocolate/vodka waterfalls.)
John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry Via Email ?!
August 30, 2012 By 1 Comment
John Mayer reportedly dumped Katy Perry via email. I bet that country kitten Snugglepuff McSquintz is calling Perry up and offering to help her sort through her tender feelings via song.
Now this is from Us and regurgitated by Hollywood Life, so let’s consider it purely based on evidence from Mayer’s history of douchebaggery.
LeAnn Rimes in Rehab for “Stress”
August 30, 2012 By 1 Comment
Unless by “stress” they mean BITCH BE CRAZY!, then yes. LeAnn Rimes is super stressed out.
All those homemade bikini photo shoots circa Myspace slut is exhausting so Rimes is heading to rehab. I am sure it has nothing to do with drinking every meal and having a personal Go Go Juice that is 99 proof has nothing to do with her trip.
Bill and Giuliana Rancic Baby Boy Arrives
August 30, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Aw, babies and junk. As if your Facebook and Twitter wasn’t already inundated with ultrasound photos, Farmville requests and pleas to host Pampered Chef parties…here comes another birth announcement.
Giuliana and Bill Rancic have welcomed their baby boy. The tot was born last night at 10:12. The couple named him Edward Duke Rancic.
Suri is Still Hittin’ the Bottle While Shiloh Plays With Dead Spiders
August 29, 2012 By 2 Comments
While I usually identify with anyone who can’t the bottle, Suri is in a world of crazy according to Star.
In their latest issue, the nannies of celebrity kids “reveal all.” According to their loose lipped nannies, Suri has a shoe collection that will make you cry and probably cost more than your average home in the Midwest. The mag is also sticking with their repeated claims that the tot is lonely and still using a baby bottle.
One Direction’s New Album Cover and Name
August 29, 2012 By 1 Comment
One Direction will be releasing their second album on November 9, 2012.
Click ‘Read More’ Below for the cover and name…
Cocaine was in the Presence of Prince Harry’s Nakedness
August 29, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Obligatory “royal jewels” jokes were busted out last week when nude photos of Prince Harry hit the net. He was having a very British hotel party in which he played strip billiards. Those pesky drunken hoes he invited to his room took pics and sent them to TMZ. What kind of world do we live in where you can’t trust a slutty stranger in a string bikini who pinky promised not to take pictures of your nakedness and sell them for a pack of Winston Lights and a Starbucks gift card?
Lindsay Lohan Banned from Chateau Marmont
August 29, 2012 By Leave a Comment
All that jewelry Lindsay Lohan has been “accidentally” taking, keeping and pawning for 8 balls isn’t helping her pay her bills. The Chateau Marmont Hotel has banned the Crack Snorlax from their establishment.
