Lindsay Lohan Begs for Gifts, Millionaire Laughter Ensues

I can’t blame a ho for trying to pull ho tricks for gifts. Lindsay Lohan put on her best Playboy Bunny Blow Up Doll hair and tried to look like she belonged at a charity even for amfAR. She must have gotten confused as to who the charity was for because she was grifting like kid with a limp and a cleft lip on Rodeo Drive.

Page Six reports that their source overheard Lindsay found the nearest rich man in the room and she galloped over wearing her best push up bra smile.

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Macaulay Culkin’s ‘Perfectly Fine’ Despite Gauntness – PHOTOS

Macaulay Culkin looks like he just escaped from Auschwitz, but his publicist insists that everything is fine.

Entertainment Tonight got a hold of some pictures of the child star sporting a scruffy goatee and an emaciated face. Basically he looks like his going all Christian Bale cira ‘The Fighter.’ He is currently in New York and rumored to be a part of a new film called ‘Service Man.’ It’s a British flick described as “an uplifting military action” movie due out in 2013.

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Christina Aguilera Already Signed On for 3rd Season of ‘The Voice’ ?!

The second season of ‘The Voice‘ just kicked off Sunday and already there’s lots of rumors going around about a third season!The original judges: Christina Aguilera, Blake Shelton, Adam Levine, and Cee-lo Green all returned for the new season. Now it looks like at least one of the Judges has already negotiated their way back for a third season!

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Serial Cheater, Drunken Cheater, Done With Her Cheater :Blind Items

This celebrity isn’t just famous for her skills in the kitchen. Despite getting married, she continues to hook up with countless fellow celebs including actors, musicians and other tv personalities. One of her escapades went public awhile back and she denied even meeting the notorious singer/ladies man. The whole thing blew over, but it hasn’t stopped her from entertaining other men. She recently hooked up with a Canadian recording artist. [Hollywood Dame]

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Snooki is Bisexual Now

Good LAWD. I try to pretend I live in a world where people don’t actually think like this, let alone share thoughts that pass through their mind during toilet time, but here it is.

Snooki and JWOWW talked with Huffington Post about sexuality, parenting and their possible spinoff.

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Gisele Bundchen is the Yoko Ono of Football

Since the Bears didn’t make it to the Super Bowl because Jay Cutler once again has a sprained lady part posing as man part an injury, I am not as invested into the winner as other football fans. However, there is still some lingering boo-hoos going on.

Gisele Bundchen, wife of boiled broccoli – Tom Brady, made the mistake of thinking/speaking. After watching the Patriots lose the game, she she was caught on video blaming the team’s receivers.

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Karl Lagerfeld Blasts Adele’s Weight, Lana Del Ray’s Implants

In a guest post for the free paper the Metro, Karl Lagerfeld shared his taste in music. The Chanel designer loves himself some Adele (who doesn’t?), but he felt the need to qualify that statement in regard to her size.

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Beyonce and Jay-Z to Trademark Blue Ivy’s Name

Beyonce and Jay-Z have filed a trademark application to protect their daughter Blue Ivy‘s name. The couple lodged its petition at the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office on January 26th, just weeks after becoming parents – a new clothing line perhaps?

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Justin Bieber’s Bodyguard Knocks Out Paparazzi – VIDEO

Only the best for the Justin Bieber, especially when it comes to his bodyguards! The story this time around is that Beebz hired security threatened a knuckle sandwich and ended up delivering a cold cut combo. One member of his staff, a former Israeli soldier, laid the smack-down on an overly aggressive paparazzi at LAX airport. Video of the knockout punch tells all!

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Jackson Rathbone’s Girlfriend is Pregnant

The 100 Monkeys band member and cardboard cutout that is buried in the back of many Twihards’ closet is going to be a father.

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