Gisele Bundchen is the Yoko Ono of Football

Since the Bears didn’t make it to the Super Bowl because Jay Cutler once again has a sprained lady part posing as man part an injury, I am not as invested into the winner as other football fans. However, there is still some lingering boo-hoos going on.

Gisele Bundchen, wife of boiled broccoli – Tom Brady, made the mistake of thinking/speaking. After watching the Patriots lose the game, she she was caught on video blaming the team’s receivers.

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Karl Lagerfeld Blasts Adele’s Weight, Lana Del Ray’s Implants

In a guest post for the free paper the Metro, Karl Lagerfeld shared his taste in music. The Chanel designer loves himself some Adele (who doesn’t?), but he felt the need to qualify that statement in regard to her size.

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Beyonce and Jay-Z to Trademark Blue Ivy’s Name

Beyonce and Jay-Z have filed a trademark application to protect their daughter Blue Ivy‘s name. The couple lodged its petition at the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office on January 26th, just weeks after becoming parents – a new clothing line perhaps?

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Justin Bieber’s Bodyguard Knocks Out Paparazzi – VIDEO

Only the best for the Justin Bieber, especially when it comes to his bodyguards! The story this time around is that Beebz hired security threatened a knuckle sandwich and ended up delivering a cold cut combo. One member of his staff, a former Israeli soldier, laid the smack-down on an overly aggressive paparazzi at LAX airport. Video of the knockout punch tells all!

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Jackson Rathbone’s Girlfriend is Pregnant

The 100 Monkeys band member and cardboard cutout that is buried in the back of many Twihards’ closet is going to be a father.

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Nick Carter Skips His Sister’s Funeral ?!

While continuing a solo tour in tribute to his late-sister Leslie CarterNick Carter was not in attendance for her funeral on Sunday! Instead of showing at the funeral, he played his concert in PA as scheduled. Nick’s little sister, who passed away on Tuesday at the age of 25, was laid to rest on Sunday in Mayville, New York. Her other famous brother, Aaron Carter, was among the mourners. So where was Nick? It wasn’t because he didn’t want to be there – Sources close to the Carter’s say the family went out of their way to keep him from attending!

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Randy Travis Arrested – MUGSHOT

Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk in public. This raised my eyebrow as Lindsay Lohan, Boozetina Drunkuilera and I are constantly rocking a blood alcohol level of VODKA < BLOOD SUPPLY. However, you will realize just what kinda party animal Randy is when you hear the rest of the story.

The country crooner was arrested in Texas around 1 AM Monday morning because he was parked outside a Baptist church with a bottle of wine and smelling like Charlie Sheen on…well…a Monday morning.

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Demi Moore Seeking Treatment in Utah Rehab

Demi Moore is seeking treatment at the famed Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah. Demi has not been seen since the 911 call that led to her hospitalization. Her location has been the subject of speculation, some reports saying she’s seeking “spiritual counseling,” receiving treatment for an eating disorder and addiction issues. It was the 911 call that triggered a decision to enter into rehab, as it appeared partying like Demi was 21-years-old was NOT working out!

Per NY Daily News:

“She’s on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people. It became clear to her that her way of coping with her stress was not working and she needed more help,” a rehab source told E! News.

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Billy Ray Cyrus Writing Tell-All Book About Miley Cyrus

I really hope Miley Cyrus is getting along with her father these days. It looks like daddy, Billy Ray, is going to be writing a tell-all book. He’s teamed up with Amazon for his book that will be called “Hillbilly Heart.” Ha, I can’t make this stuff up!

Ok, so what’s it going to be about?

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Coke Diet, Threesomes, Babies, Drugs, Lies :Blind Items

“This A/B+ list couple is already easy on the eyes, but they are obsessed with their weight. In order to stay svelte, they have started using coke.” [Hollywood Dame]

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