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For the sack of not being sued, we are going to pretend that every rumor associated with John Travolta being so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents is complete nonsense. So read with a grain of patronizing salt…
The National Enquirer has allegedly gotten their hands of photos of John Travolta cross dressing. Poppycock! John doesn’t enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Well, except for this time:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are busy pimping their respective films at Cannes, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t making time for some slap and tickle.
Rob walked the red carpet premiere of ‘On the Road’ solo, but he and Kristen hooked up at an after party. While they stood in the corner having a moment to themselves, he appeared to be trying to get her to smile.
Good luck with that.
This rapper started smoking weed backstage at the Billboard Music Awards. Most were trying to simply find the source of the smell to end the situation while a member of a certain band was trying to find the source to join in. [Hollywood Dame]
Ah, yes. Olivia Kendall is now a full grown woman who has outgrown her plucky/pudgy girl from the Disney channel and morphed into a beautiful lesbian Broadway butterfly. According to the National Enquirer, Raven Symone is as queer as a three dollar bill and doesn’t care who knows it.
The report states that she and ‘America’s Next Top Model‘ alumni, AzMarie, have been dating for over a year.
Good ol’ John I SWEARS IMMA STRAIGHTY Travolta is being sued for playing with a penis that wasn’t his own. It was only a matter of time before A) some down-on-his-luck happy endings purveyor let $ roll into his eyes and created a fictional account of sexual foolery OR B) this actually happened. I won’t admit what I believe because I don’t like being sued/having a herd of Scientologists chase me down the street flinging unsold copies of ‘Knight and Day’ at me. (Hint: it’s not option A.)
TMZ got their hands of the lawsuit filed by an anonymous masseur asking for $2 million in damages. He claims that Johnny was surfing online ads for massages with a going rate of $200 an hour and booked him under a fake name. Travolta rolled up in his black Lexus and picked up the masseur. He saw Trojan condoms in the center console as he was driven to the Beverly Hills Hotel. I will let the media outlet tell the rest of the story because the thought of John waving his nakedness around his horrifying enough…
Here is the WTF? to put in your morning coffee. Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston had mad, passionate sex in 1991 according to MJ’s former bodyguard, Matt Fiddes.
I finally have a little more respect for Katy. After divorcing Russell Brand, dipping her head in blue rinse and (hopefully) cleansing herself with an extra strength antibiotic, the ‘Part of Me’ singer wasn’t shy about seeking solace the arms of the guitarist for Florence + the Machine. She and Robert Ackroyd enjoyed the musical musings at Coachella together while engaging in massive amounts of PDA.
It’s Friday and by now you are walking around the office staring at a paper with a doodle of kitten doing karate while holding a coffee so you look busy. So, I am going to debunk a Bieber rumor and call it news…
Justin Bieber is going to hit pause on his musical career and go to college according to rumors started by a random site. The media outlet claims to have scored a interview with The Biebs and alleges that he confirmed that he is going to Cornell University this fall…
“This starlet is starting her descent to rehab. Aside from the partying and her weed habit, she has started cutting again. Her boyfriend is the only one expressing real concern, but he is still bitter about the time she slept with his brother and only halfheartedly trying to help her.” [Hollywood Dame]
Wouldn’t you? Sure, he is rich, looks like a Hobo Jesus and is slightly more famous than your cousin who won the town Pie Eatin’ Contest 6 years running, but Mila Kunis isn’t slumming it with Ashton Kutcher. Throw a look full of breezy Golden Globe nominated contempt at the rumor, because Mila isn’t into soiling her lady parts with acts of Kutchery and wants you to know that.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
