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“This B+/A- list actor was overheard talking about his womanizing ways at Coachella. After sneaking drinks all night, he revealed that one of his solid A list co-stars was horrible in bed and he had to imagine she was another one of his co-stars who wouldn’t put out… “I’ve been with fat b*tches, ugly b*tches and drunk b*tches, but she was the worst lay! I had to flip her over and think of (former co-star #2)!” [Hollywood Dame]
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Good ol’ Star magazine is taking a break from keeping us updated on the Kardsahians bowel movement status to crank out a Brangelina story…
The rag is blazing a Pregnant and Engaged Jennifer Aniston story on the cover with a corner dedicated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. According to their report, Brad and Angie got into one of their infamous “furious fights” and Jolie admitted that she cheated on him years ago. This admission allegedly came after she did some serious “soul searching.”
As I mentioned this morning, the boy band One Direction has replaced the Justin Bieber posters wallpapering many teens’ bedrooms. They left hundreds of stalkers overzealous fans “heart-broken” in Sydney and now, if rumors are true, Harry fans are going to be equally as devastated.
The New York Post reports that Harry Styles’ girlfriend is Lily Halpern. The 19 year old is a rising singer who has already toured with Big Time Rush. If you believe Page Six, then the two are hot n’ heavy and she has been visiting him at hotels…
I bet this one is making you think O’ REALLY? because Michelle Williams is an Oscar nominated ‘Dawson’s Creek’ alumni who looks like she spends her weekends making homemade candles and whips up a mean artichoke dip while Jason Segel makes a living on penis jokes and looks like he smells like Bengay and bong resin.
According to Us Weekly, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are dating. Lets throw an inquisitive eyebrow raise at this one…
We can pretty much call BS on any headline that claims Lindsay Lohan pays for anything besides 8 balls and bail these days. Alas, it’s a slow day and a porn star decided to make himself relevant by mentioning that he dipped his peen in Lohan’s pit of despair in exchange for cash.
Some hump star named Voodoo says that he rode Lohan around like a miniature pony at a kid’s birthday party while her father was sleeping upstairs…
Austin Butler arrived at Vanessa Hudgens’ hotel with some gorgeous red roses. The couple then went shopping in Soho. He was doting and held her hand as she playfully hugged him before crossing the street.
Every high school has their token stereotypes. Why, in my day I had to spend a Saturday morning detention with the brainy nerd, a ginger athlete, a basket case in dire need of Head & Shoulders, a ginger Princess and criminal who can rock a jean jacket. We got into some wacky situations before having an emotional meeting of the minds that gave us a common thread to bond over despite our social caste. In the end the ginger princess fell for the jean jacket bad boy, the basket case got a makeover and the ginger athlete went on to coach a kid’s hockey league. Good times. Or maybe that was ‘The Breakfast Club.’
Anyway, Gillian Anderson was the girl in your class that was a lesbian for awhile, but decided to quit the cooch for a trunk driver named Slick Rick With A Big Rig…
Here is some more Chris Brown and Rihanna drama if you enjoy beating a dead horse, watching it come back alive circa ‘Walking Dead’ and then killing it again so you can beat it some more…
According to Star, Rihanna and Chris Brown are engaged. The rag claims Brown has proposed several times and the ‘S&M’ singer finally said yes.
Here is some random celebrity mundane photos for your Monday morning martini…
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attempted to sneak out of their hotel in France to grab some dinner. Looming paps snapped away as they left their hotel to grab some dinner.
If by dating you mean sitting around theorizing where babies come from while splitting a Happy Meal, then yes.
Tim Tebow took Taylor Swift out to dinner and this translates to dating and engagement rings in the gossip world. On Friday night, the Tebow wooed with Squints with his conversational skills. I am willing to bet the topic was kittens or rainbows or kittens sliding down rainbows.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
