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Robert Pattinson is Missing ?!

August 3, 2012 By Leave a Comment

Clutch your Twilight covered pillows and weep onto the shoulder of your cardboard cutout of Sparklepants. Robert Pattinson is missing!

Now take a deep breath. His MIA status is actually a good thing. He has finally found some peace and hidden himself away from the prying eyes of the media. Can’t blame him. When your girlfriend is getting the icing licked of her cupcake in a parking lot with some married director who doesn’t even tip a 4 on the hotness scales and is Quasimodo compared to your magical unicorn mane…life sucks.

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Katy Perry Ditches Robert Ackroyd for John Mayer ?!

August 2, 2012 By Leave a Comment

Katy Perry is double dipping in the dirty boy dip. After divorcing Russell Brand (who I actually like but wouldn’t spread for in fear of the gazpacho of leftovers his numerous sexual partners have left), she canoodled with Robert Ackroyd. The Coachella romance has apparently ended and she is now enjoying the festival crotch critters on John Mayer.

The two were spotted at dinner at the Chateau Marmont. In Hollywood, if you have dinner together on more than 1 occasion that equals a budding romance that will end in a magazine cover claiming an unplanned pregnancy. Since they were spotted at the Soho House in June this means that we should have a In Touch cover featuring Katy with a case of the sads demanding a paternity test by next month.

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Jennifer Lopez Man Snatched by Exotic Masseuse and Other Men

August 1, 2012 By Leave a Comment

The tabloids that didn’t go with Kristen Stewart’s parking lot hookup with director, Rupert Sanders, took aim at Jennifer Lopez.

In Touch says that her current crotch jockey, Casper Smart, is dabbling in some John Travolta style fun with a masseuse…

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Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders Affair Details: FACT or CRAP

August 1, 2012 By Leave a Comment

The hot second after I clocked out to enjoy a vacation of drinking myself silly while lounging around on a bean bag and eating boxes of Kashi, Kristen Stewart confirmed she cheated on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders. The bean bag and bottle of hooch had to wait and the details of her affair have just kept coming.

KStew had just admitted that Rob was her “f**king boyfriend” in an interview with Elle. They have been rumored to be dating since she turned 18 and in the same interview she sidestepped questions about a ring that she has been wearing. She was caught hooking up with Rupert in a parking lot and a plethora of rumors began attaching themselves to the situation. So, let’s sift the fact from the piles of crap…

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Kristen Stewart Confirms Cheating on Robert Pattinson with Married Director, Rupert Sanders

July 25, 2012 By Leave a Comment

GURL YOU IN DANGER! Aside from the fact that I am trying to vacation poolside in a Holiday Inn and decided whether or not I can get drunk enough to see the 40 something year old guy with a limp skimming dead bugs out of the pool as some young, sinewy cabana boy…Kristen Stewart has angered Twihards.

Us Weekly plastered the story of Stewart’s infidelity with her ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ director, Rupert Sanders, on the cover this week. At first, one dismisses it as another groundless rumor. Now, Kristen has released a statement confirming that she has indeed cheated on Robert Pattinson…

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Minka Kelly Sex Tape

July 24, 2012 By 1 Comment

Carly Rae Jespen may not be caught on camera engaging in sexy times, but Minka Kelly was.

The 30 minute long sex tape features Minka and her then boyfriend. The two were in New Mexico and decided to record themselves. Those who have seen the footage say that Kelly is very aware she is being taped and described the set up as “semi-professional” as a camera on a tripod was used to record the couple. According to sources, the tape is being shopped around and entertaining several bids.

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Joe Jonas and Darren Criss Holding Hands – PHOTOS

July 10, 2012 By 1 Comment

While we all know that Joe Jonas strolls both sides of the street, these photos of Jonas and Darren Criss holding hands are fake.

It’s pretty obvious that someone photoshopped Joe and Darren together. In the original photo, Jonas is holding Ashley Greene’s hand.

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Taylor Swift Dating Arnold’s Son, Patrick ?!

July 5, 2012 By 3 Comments

Start thinking of things that rhyme with Schwarzenegger because TMZ thinks Taylor Swift is dating Arnold’s son, Patrick.

The obsessed with a fairytale singer was spotted having a “romantic” holiday with Patrick Schwarzenegger. Nothing says love like hot dogs and pyrotechnics. All I can think of is Jennifer Coolidge saying, “You look like the 4th of July…makes me want a hot dog real bad!”

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Johnny Depp Dating Co-Star Amber Heard

June 28, 2012 By 1 Comment

After Us skewered Vanessa Paradis and pretty much a laminated bulleted list of all the things that went wrong between her and Johnny Depp, they are back with more to the story.

The rag claims that Johnny and his ‘Rum Diary’ co-star, Amber Heard, are “100% dating.” According to their report, Depp bought her a horse and has been showering her with attention and gifts.

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Niall Horan In Love With Demi Lovato

June 28, 2012 By Leave a Comment

I remember the days of being so in love with Jordan Knight that I’d bypass setting lasers to stun and go straight to WHOOP DAT TRICK when a rival presented herself. New Kids on the Block were my One Direction so I saw this report that Niall Horan was “besotted” with Demi Lovato I had to alert the fangirls who will cry, scream, faint, wet themselves over the mention of their favorite boy-bander dating. It amuses me. Kinda like the time I reported seeing my neighbors engaging in terrorist activity. That was a great afternoon…

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