Tyson Beckford Sex Tape Being Shopped

File this under things that do exist – a Tyson Beckford Sex Tape.

I never understood why people feel the need to make sex tapes. Maybe for instructional purposes for your partner who is terrible in bed. You know, bust out that tv marker they use during football instant replays. See what you are doing there? Now look at my face. [circles face] Not a whole lot of enjoyment going on there. I appreciate the effort your putting into it, but we can fix this. See where your right hand is? [circles hand] Move up and to the left about 2 inches.

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Rihanna’s Nipple is on Facebook – PHOTOS

Rihanna is doing photoshoots circa MySpace slut 2007. The ‘S&M’ singer posted a slew of photos she took of herself on vacation in Hawaii on the social network. In several photos, Rihanna is topless and unapologetic.

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Zac Efron’s Bare Butt Snapped by Paparazzi – PHOTOS

Someone needs to explain how glass works to Zac Efron. While he is gorgeous and wins the award from Pretty, Pretty Sinewy Princess and has a right to walk around naked…creepy paps have no shame and snapped pics of his Nakey Time.

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Crotch…Again – PICTURES

I wonder if Professional Crotch Popper is on her resume… Miley Cyrus has once again been snapped sans underwear. Being that this a slow Monday morning, I am calling it “news.”

Cyrus wore a skimpy and uber tight dress to her Pilates class. I would call this lingerie, but I am an old fart that wears shorts and an old BACON IS MEAT CANDY! t-shirt while pretending to work out.

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Whitney Houston Sex Tapes for Sale

According to Ray J, they do. The guy who peed on a Kardashian and gave them relevance in that sex tape claims he has more things you never want to see on film.

Ray J says that he has a plethora of Whitney Houston sex tapes he wants to sell. (AKA – the rent is due.)

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Jessica Simpson Pregnant and Nude on Elle – PHOTO

I thought we were all over the nude pregnancy photos? Apparently Jessica Simpson missed the memo (or fears the fax machine because it is a Trojan Horse of evil) and is naked and photoshopped beyond recognition on Elle.

Simpson has billion dollar fashion empire so every argument I have is invalid, but I kinda feel bad for this kid. In a Snooki is also having babies kinda way…

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Christina Hendrick’s Private Pics LEAK!

Christina Hendrick’s has a rack that would make blind men see again. Let’s hope this leak of Hendricks topless will at least heal some handicapped people in lieu of whole violation of privacy.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Nipple at the Oscars – PHOTOS

Jennifer Lopez’s nipple tried to steal the spotlight at the 2012 Oscars. Jlo and Cameron Diaz giggled their way through presenting the award for Best Costume Design and it appeared her nipple was trying to escape.

The low cut ensemble revealed what some think is a nip slip. Her stylist insists that her nipple was locked up in a cup…

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Adele Sex Tape ?! – PHOTOS *UPDATED*

The French had a pretty good wrap with me. French Toast = good, French fries = good, French Martini = AMAZEBALLS! Now a magazine claims that there is an Adele sex tape and I now realize that they are just like us gossip mongering Americans. (With the exception that they can make the word “poop” sound sexy when they say it.)

A rumor claims that an angry ex lover has sold some video footage of himself and Adele having sex in the back of a car. The singer is now in a happy relationship, but her scorned ex sold the tape for a large wad of cash with a side of revenge. A paparazzo by the name of Jean Claude Elfass reportedly has the tape and will leak pictures before airing out the entire footage.

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50 Cent Promises Nude Photo

Just one more reason for Giants fans to pray to Tebow’s Football God for a win. 50 Cent has threatened promised to Tweet a nude photo of himself if the Giants lose the Super Bowl.

Some Twitter/50 Cent fan challenged the rapper to a Super Bowl bet. After Curtis won $500K thanks to the Giants’ win, the fan offered a nude photo ante.

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