It’s Monday morning so that means it’s time for a celebrity sex tape rumor. You can pretty much bet that every celeb has a sexy times making tape, photo spread or flip book. (It comes with the PR Tricks of the Trade kit upon becoming relevant.)
According to the story TMZ is shilling, some sex tape thief snatched the video of Usher and his now ex-wife, Tameka Foster, from Usher’s car in December of 2009. The “OMG” singer also reported that the thief also took over $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronic gadgets. (I immediately thought of Lindsay Lohan too. We all know how much she loves shiny things. I also question what moron keeps that kind of loot in their car? Yukon does not equal impenetrable vault. Keep your sex tapes at home.)
The site is adamant that the current sex tape owner is trying to sell the video and shared a short clip along with stills from the tape as proof of its legitimacy. They didn’t reveal much, but stated: “We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers. The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka.”
I am not Star Jones, Attorney/Talk Show host, but don’t celebs ultimately have to give the green light for shiz like this to be released? Hence why we have a slew of famehookers on film …ahem…Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson but not one tape of Prince Harry slumming it with a humble American blogger whose name rhymes with Shmara Shmarrington.
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