Usher and Tameka Foster’s Sex Tape

It’s Monday morning so that means it’s time for a celebrity sex tape rumor. You can pretty much bet that every celeb has a sexy times making tape, photo spread or flip book. (It comes with the PR Tricks of the Trade kit upon becoming relevant.)

According to the story TMZ is shilling, some sex tape thief snatched the video of Usher and his now ex-wife, Tameka Foster, from Usher’s car in December of 2009. The “OMG” singer also reported that the thief also took over $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronic gadgets. (I immediately thought of Lindsay Lohan too. We all know how much she loves shiny things. I also question what moron keeps that kind of loot in their car? Yukon does not equal impenetrable vault. Keep your sex tapes at home.)

The site is adamant that the current sex tape owner is trying to sell the video and shared a short clip along with stills from the tape as proof of its legitimacy. They didn’t reveal much, but stated: “We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers. The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka.”

I am not Star Jones, Attorney/Talk Show host, but don’t celebs ultimately have to give the green light for shiz like this to be released? Hence why we have a slew of famehookers on film …ahem…Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson but not one tape of Prince Harry slumming it with a humble American blogger whose name rhymes with Shmara Shmarrington.

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Amanda Bynes Tweets Naughty Pics of Herself – PHOTOS

Because Amanda Bynes was a Nickelodeon star and failed to get Disney’s memo on risqué photos being standard issue PR move these days, she is a bit late in the game. Bynes returned to Twitter after “quitting” back in September. As a “reward” for re-followers, she shared personal pictures she took of herself.

Amanda shared pics of herself in a bra, showing off her belly button ring, wearing lingerie inspired “tights” and playing with wigs. It’s all very Myspace ho tricks circa 2004. Either that or my friends all prudes.

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Britney Spears Sued for Nude PHOTOS

Fernando Flores swears on Brit-Brit’s checkbook that he has nude photos of Britney Spears. Flores is the former bodyguard who is suing the ‘Till the World Ends’ songstress for sexual harassment and broke the news of the suit last summer. (Click HERE for a refresher on that story including his claims of child abuse…)

A “friend” of Fernando has come forward to say that he has seen the nude pics of Spears reportedly sent to him on his cell phone. Of course the source-type squealed about how dirty the photos supposedly are.

Via The Sun:

“They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month.

Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”

If the pictures do exist it’s probably nothing we haven’t seen before. She managed to flash her crotch to the entire crowd at her show in Tampa. (Click HERE for the video and pics of the infamous Mah P***y is Hanging Out Incident…) Brit has also managed to flash it around town like it was a 15 karat diamond ring. Besides, if she was trying to seduce him into her bed all she’d have to do is flash him a copy of a recent bank statement.

Chris Brown Nude Video Scandal – PHOTOS

Nothing says, ‘Good Morning, it’s Monday!’ like a nude photo ESCANDALO. Chris Brown’s career is floundering so it’s no surprise a nude video he shot with his cell phone “accidentally” leaked to the net.

Brown reportedly made the video for an “ex-girlfriend” and suuuhhhprise, it hit the web. (Read “ex-girlfriend” as press whore-wagon.) These ho tricks usually work for Disney starlets and since his over-the-top/eye drops induced tribute to Michael Jackson only got him some shade, I have trouble believing that this was a genuine oops. This isn’t the first time he has been captured on film nude. Brown and Rihanna allegedly made a sex tape that also hit the net. (Click HERE for more details…)

Either way, World Star Hip Hop (warning it’s an adult-time site so make sure you are old enough to legally buy cigarettes before entering) has the video of the longest pan to peen shot ever.

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Ke$ha’s ‘Sexy’ Maxim Spread: Airbrush Awards – PHOTOS

Just in time for the announcement that Ke$ha’s image will be printed on 10,000 condoms to be distributed at her shows, the ‘Tik Tok’ singer will be featured in Maxim’s April 2011 issue. (She also has a set of nude photos including one of her post-coital. Warning…it’s icky. Click HERE for that ESCANDALO!)

The theme of the spread is, “She Will Rock You” and features Ke$ha in nothing but skimpy underwear and a pieces of lingerie (K-Mart’s finest thank you very much). In case you were wondering if she is single and up for grabs, you are in luck.

“No, no boyfriend. I mean, if I met a chubby, bearded man with glasses who didn’t mind being covered in glitter, maybe we could talk. I have yet to find such a man.”

So the guy who lives behind the downtown McDonald’s and calls himself Burger Moses is her soul mate. As for the pics…everyone gets airbrushed. I would want to be dipped in Photoshop and made to look less like Jon Travolta and more like sex symbol too. Of course, she has gobs of cash and I have gobs of Captain Crunch. (It was on sale.)

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Brutal New Pics of Rihanna Beaten By Chris Brown Surface

Just days after announcing that she had some changes made to her protection order against ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, singer Rihanna finds herself having to relive the fateful night when Brown brutally attacked her…again.

Media outlet MediaTakeOut.com has gotten a hold of pictures of the “Rude Boy” singer moments after Brown punched and bit her multiple times. WARNING!! They photos are very graphic.

The site is claiming that they have released these pics because of a possible reconciliation between Brown and Rihanna. We’ve heard very little of a reconciliation, however, this week Brown was granted the ability to contact Rihanna again, something he was previously not allowed to do.

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Miley Cyrus Side Boob Does Marie Claire – PHOTOS

I have seen more of this girl’s little boy boobies than one should in a lifetime. I feel I owe her a lobster dinner and a movie or something.

Miley Cyrus flashes a bit of her chest in Marie Claire to remind us all that she no longer the tween Hannah Montana. We get it. You are a sex tape away from being found in Charlie Sheen’s hotel closet.

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PETA’s New NSFW Super Bowl Ad – VIDEO

Last year PETA cranked out a pro-veggie add that feature barely dressed models playing with fruit and veggies in a sexual and seductive manner. NBC snubbed the commercial despite being offered $3 million by the animal cruelty prevention organization.

This year, their ad will feature “outtakes” from the casting for last year’s commercial. More leggy models are treating the vegetation like a porn audition. I doubt this will make it air either.

Kim Kardasian W Magazine Cover Shots-SEE THEM HERE

In case you were busy watching something ‘educational’ last night, you missed a very powerful and particularly moving episode of ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’.

In case you’re too nauseous to view the above clip, Kim Kardashian has a mini-meltdown after seeing her, um, spread for the October 2010 magazine W.

Via Popeater:

“Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy…I’m so mad right now! She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

Kim even went so far as to refer to the pics as, “Full f*cking porn!” Apparently, she’s unfamiliar with her own sex tape.

CLICK HERE for a blast from the past!

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Images Via: Mark Seliger for W Magazine

Betty White’s Nude Pics

Ah… who doesn’t love Betty White? She’s the last surviving cast member of The Golden Girls, she’s hilarious, and she’s adorable. 2010 was a huge year for the 89 year old actress – she hosted SNL, was one of Barbara Walter’s Most fascinating people, and the list goes on. Well long before gravity took a toll on Betty’s body, she was actually a pin up girl. Yes, Betty White posed nude back in the day.

Per Nerve:

In the vein of the original Playboy aesthetic, these photos are natural and cute and smiley.

Again, this isn’t a nude 89 year old Betty. It’s from the 1950′s when she was still young and everything was where it should be. You naughty girl, you!

Click here to find out when Justin Bieber will be on ‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.’

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