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Hydrangeas wilt in the shadow of Madonna, but M.I.A. better grow eyes in the back of her head because no one upstages The Madge.
M.I.A. let her middle fly in a salute to Super Bowl viewers. It wasn’t as ESCANDALO! as Janet Jackson’s accessorized nipple, but it was still a weave snatchin’ move. Madonna addressed that and whether or not Britney Spears will be joining her for the single, ‘Girls Gone Wild.’
Good LAWD. I try to pretend I live in a world where people don’t actually think like this, let alone share thoughts that pass through their mind during toilet time, but here it is.
Snooki and JWOWW talked with Huffington Post about sexuality, parenting and their possible spinoff.
Since the Bears didn’t make it to the Super Bowl because Jay Cutler once again has a sprained lady part posing as man part an injury, I am not as invested into the winner as other football fans. However, there is still some lingering boo-hoos going on.
Gisele Bundchen, wife of boiled broccoli – Tom Brady, made the mistake of thinking/speaking. After watching the Patriots lose the game, she she was caught on video blaming the team’s receivers.
I know some people still like Madonna, so I play nice and let this multimillion dollar music hooker veteran speak for herself. Plus, here is the full video for her new single, ‘Give Me All Your Luvin‘ that will be in her Pay the Rent tour.
You may be living on Ramen while she has enough money to buy a Golden Globe her own island, but she wants you to cut that brick of noodles in half to save some $ so you can come see her thrust her crotch over some sweaty 20 year dancer…
Gisele Bundchen has gobs of cash, an uber-successful husband who is so devoted he will rock The Bieber’s old haircut because she told him to, was a Victoria Secret Angel, her inner thighs have never formally met and I am guessing her bowel movements smell like vanilla potpourri.
Yet, she emailed her friends to light a candle and pray for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl because Tom Brady (who lives in a Barbie’s Dream House, is married to a super model, doesn’t have to donate plasma to pay his electric bill and his biggest worry is how to part his hair in the morning) needs a FIFTH WIN.
Daniel Radcliffe is beautiful Unicorn of Wonder that gallops into your heart flashes a smile that makes a basket full of kittens say, AWW! before offering to buy you a gelato and telling you a Harry Potter joke. True story.
Unlike his burdened and tortured Harry Potter character, DanRad is extremely energetic and upbeat. He is also extremely honest and open. During his interview hullabaloo to pimp ‘The Woman in Black’ he was candid right down to his lack of crotch hair trimming…
Are Taylor Swift fans about to get an album about her case of the sads post Jake Gyllenhaal? Maybe. Us is reporting that Taylor has once again put her tender feelings into several songs about Jake and his lusciousness.
Sweet knit jersey! Tim Gunn is practically a virgin. The 58 year old Fashion Jesus revealed that he hasn’t had sex in 29 years.
The topic of re-activating your sex life came up on ‘The Revolution’ and Tim confessed that he has been celibate ever since a long term relationship abruptly ended.
Mark Wahlberg opened his mouth and something other than ‘Say hello to ya motha for meh.’ came out. During an interview with Men’s Journal a question regarding the terrorist attacks on 9/11 came up. Instead of nodding gravely and giving a PC answer, he attempted to engage in witty banter. (One should probably note: Wahlberg has publicly acknowledged that he was supposed to be on one of the planes that crashed.)
Madonna won a Golden Globe last night and hydrangeas shook their leafy fists in fury. Her acceptance speech was a bit of an awkward/boring mess. Even her boobs were trying to escape association.
David Furnish and Elton John were throwing shade at her the entire time she was rambling about “focusing” on being a serious director. Earlier, on the red carpet, Elton was chatting with Carson Daly who asked about his nomination for ‘Hello Hello’ and his competition. John answered, “Mary J might win it for ‘The Help’. Madonna doesn’t have a f**king chance.” She won that mess and delivered a speech in which she corrected her grammar, said “um” repeatedly and attempted humor.
To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
