Celebrity Quotes

Mariah Carey on Britney Spears ‘X-Factor’ Gig – VIDEO

May 15, 2012 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Some poor sap must have confused Mariah Carey with someone who won’t snap your neck for getting too close to her Snack Packs or mentioning some who is not her. While being interviewed by Extra, she was asked how she felt about Brit Brit nabbing the ‘X-Factor‘ judging gig she was allegedly after. Mariah let it be known that you don’t talk about Britney Spears in her presence…

“You think I focus on that stuff? Have we met? I love her, honestly, I think she’s a very nice person, but I don’t care who’s going on that show – as long as it’s not me.”

What moron utters any name that doesn’t somehow pertain to Mimi in front of Mimi!?

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Kristen Stewart Confirms Robert Pattinson is Her ‘F**king Boyfriend’

May 15, 2012 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Thanks to all who stopped by Hollywood Dame to watch the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ Monday morning. That’s right. We streamed it live from the red carpet, drank Bloody Marys and ate martini olives. What? They were stuffed with cheese!

If Kristen Stewart is your vice, then the new issue of Elle will delight your fetish for dirty hipster who discovered the power of cursing. Among the nuggets of wisdom she shared with the mag, Stewart confirmed that Robert Pattinson is her “f**king boyfriend,” she doesn’t like horses and that she is wearing The One Ring.

Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed Feud ?!

April 25, 2012 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

The things you can do with Photoshop these days…

Someone who A) is extremely bored/sad, B) wants to see some fantastic celebrity catfight that will end with Kristen Stewart biting her lip as Nikki bobs her head and screams BRING IT ON YOU ONE NOTE TRICK! or C) is a PR genius stirring up a bit ol’ pot of relevancy, shared a fake Twitter post that sparked a feud rumor.

Demi Lovato: ‘Club Promoters Gave Me Drugs’

April 23, 2012 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

This lil’ girl could drink me under the table, snort a line that would make Lindsay Lohan proud and will admit it with a smile on her face while mentioning that her album is in stores now. On that note, Demi Lovato is now admitting to cocaine use and revealing that club promoters supplied her with piles of coke and booze to entice her to make appearances at their venue.

In an interview with UK’s Fabulous magazine, Lovato confirms that she used cocaine to keep her high after concerts, her biggest drug suppliers were her employers and …

Vanessa Williams Admits Abortion and Molestation in New Book

April 18, 2012 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I always hate writing about the sads, so I will put the snark in my pocket until Amanda Bynes eats another bottle of vodka and does something stupid.

Vanessa Williams has a new book out that details her personal tragedies and life hurtles. ‘You Have No Idea’ is a tome written by the former Miss America turned actress/singer. In the memoir she admits to being molested by a friend, smoking pot, an abortion and the “horrific experience” of being in the 1983 Miss America pageant…

Jennifer Lawrence Says ‘Screw PETA’

April 11, 2012 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Rolling Stone managed to get Jennifer Lawrence to say SCREW PETA. Being that she is being upheld like the new but way better/diverse Twilight queen, I am picturing the mag bribing her to say something controversial with puppies and candy. I am sure it was one of those moments when a celebrity forgets they aren’t allowed to say anything that isn’t 100% politically correct nor have a sense of humor.

Kate Winslet Calls Leonardo DiCaprio Fat

April 3, 2012 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

…and remains awesome while doing so. I adore Kate Winslet in an I shall say what I please kinda way.

Leonardo DiCaprio has been too busy model hunting to pimp ‘Titanic 3D,’ so Kate has been making the rounds without him. The movie has already made enough cash to make Oprah jealous and launched their careers into Oscar territory, so the reheated version is just the thing to do before the open bar at the afterparty.

Gillian Anderson Was A High School Lesbian

March 15, 2012 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Every high school has their token stereotypes. Why, in my day I had to spend a Saturday morning detention with the brainy nerd, a ginger athlete, a basket case in dire need of Head & Shoulders, a ginger Princess and criminal who can rock a jean jacket. We got into some wacky situations before having an emotional meeting of the minds that gave us a common thread to bond over despite our social caste. In the end the ginger princess fell for the jean jacket bad boy, the basket case got a makeover and the ginger athlete went on to coach a kid’s hockey league. Good times. Or maybe that was ‘The Breakfast Club.’

Anyway, Gillian Anderson was the girl in your class that was a lesbian for awhile, but decided to quit the cooch for a trunk driver named Slick Rick With A Big Rig…

Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian War

March 13, 2012 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

As if you didn’t already want to pinch Jon Hamm’s cheeks and invite him in for scotch and cookies. The ‘Mad Men’ star was blunt and honest with Elle UK. While most might find the term “f**king idiot” to be of a crude nature, when coupled with the name Kardashian you suddenly nod your head in agreement.

Lindsay Lohan on the ‘Today Show’ – VIDEO

February 29, 2012 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan won’t pimp her own Playboy spread, but she is turning the red light on for her SNL gig this weekend. She is working hard to portray herself in Elizabeth Taylor’s image because she was to the do the role justice and make the icon proud. (Read: I gots to pay mah bills! Nature’s credit card is over it’s limit if ya know what I mean.)

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Lindsay combed and fumigated her weave, wiped the vomit off her cheek and threw on a fresh coat of lipstick after bathing in her neighbor’s koi pond to talk about being a “serious actress” for the millionth time. You can tell Matt Lauer really isn’t buying it and is giving her a “Ho, we have heard the same sober song and dance before. You even lied to Leno!”