Jessica Simpson Eating Buttered Pop Tarts

Jessica Simpson is talking about the amount of crap she is inhaling during her pregnancy. Judging by the picture, she looks to be about 14 months along and is due in the spring. One of her cravings has been buttered Pop Tarts. The image may be terrifying, but Paula Deen is writing that shiz down for her next cookbook.

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Jennifer Aniston Going Bald

Or some shiz like that. I had to make a story about Jennifer Aniston’s thinning hair story as interesting as possible. Because when life gives you lemons you make Lemon Drop Martinis.

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Jesse James Slams Sandra Bullock, Lost Biker Build Off

Jesse James has two functions in life – opening his whore-hole to say something stupid and humping skanks. The motorcycle jockey has decided to continue on with the verbal diarrhea and once again pulling up his divorce from Sandra Bullock for relevancy…

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Celebrity Childhoods and Embarrassing Moments: ‘The Mortified Sessions’

Jennifer Grey was a wild child until she 16. Eric Stonestreet, much like his adorable character Cam on ‘Modern Family,’ just wanted to be a clown in the circus. Will Forte was the weird kid who made you laugh. Ricky Schroder was always uncomfortable around girls. Mo’Nique was voted best dress in high school. These are just some of the admissions celebrities like Ed Helms, Megan Mullally, Alanis Morisette and Ed Burns share on ‘The Mortified Sessions.’

The new Sundance series explores celebrity childhoods including everything from embarrassing moments, awkward teenage photos to profane diary entries and stories of growing pains.

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Daniel Craig: “Kardashians are F**king Idiots”

Suddenly I have more admiration for Daniel Craig. The most recent successor to the James Bond throne slammed the Kardashian Klan for being about as useful as an empty mini bar. When it came to their ability to turn bowel movements into reality tv and Kim’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries, Craig summed up his feelings for the famewhore family via GQ per (CM)…

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Justin Timberlake at the Marine Corps Ball – PHOTO

Good ol’ Justin Timberlake took a lady Marine to the Marine Corps Ball in Richmond, Virgina this weekend. This actually started with a Marine inviting Mila Kunis to his upcoming event during an interview on Fox. Mila and Justin, who were co-starring in ‘Friends With Benefits,’ both accepted. If you forgot about the round of military men and women inviting celebs (including Betty White) to their respective corps events, click HERE for a recap.

Justin attended the event and shared his tender feelings on his site afterward. Some of the highlights of his evening included being blown away (dirty minds will read that entirely differently, perverts).

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Heavy D Dead at 44

The former front man of Heavy D and The Boyz died yesterday after he collapsed at his Beverly Hills condo.

First details of the 90’s rapper’s death were sketchy. A 911 call reported that D was unconscious in the hall of his home. However, TMZ reports that he was conscious and speaking when help arrived. Unfortunately, Heavy D was pronounced dead after arriving at the hospital.

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Scarlett Johansson Sent Nude Photos to Ryan Reynolds

Speaking of celebrity nude photo scandals, Scarlett Johansson sent some to Ryan Reynolds. It was a married people thing and hardly ESCANDALO like Taylor Swift’s nude pic controversy currently brewing.

Scarlett shared the details of her public battle with a hacker who got a hold of her private pics with Vanity Fair. Nude photos she took of herself were for her now ex, Reynolds, were leaked to the net. The hacker was found and was indicted last month.

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Ashley Greene Nude Photos and Demi Lovato

Ashley Greene did an at home nude Glamor Shots photo session and those pics made it to the net in August of 2009. Celebrity nude photos are hardly anything new. Pretty people just can’t help but share their naked glory. It’s a gift to us average mortals.

Greene is also famous for her role on ‘Twilight’ along with bearding for dating Joe Jonas.

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Zachary Quinto Confirms He’s Gay

Zachary Quinto has finally confirmed what most had guessed for years. The ‘Star Trek’ star who got his big break giving me the creeps on ‘Heroes’ has come out and told New York Magazine that is indeed a gay man.

The report focused on his performance and growth in the off Broadway play, ‘Angels in America.’ The plot features Zachary as Louis Ironson, a man who abandons his AIDS-stricken boyfriend. The role affected Quinto and breached into a new attitude for the actor…

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