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Mark Wahlberg opened his mouth and something other than ‘Say hello to ya motha for meh.’ came out. During an interview with Men’s Journal a question regarding the terrorist attacks on 9/11 came up. Instead of nodding gravely and giving a PC answer, he attempted to engage in witty banter. (One should probably note: Wahlberg has publicly acknowledged that he was supposed to be on one of the planes that crashed.)
Madonna won a Golden Globe last night and hydrangeas shook their leafy fists in fury. Her acceptance speech was a bit of an awkward/boring mess. Even her boobs were trying to escape association.
David Furnish and Elton John were throwing shade at her the entire time she was rambling about “focusing” on being a serious director. Earlier, on the red carpet, Elton was chatting with Carson Daly who asked about his nomination for ‘Hello Hello’ and his competition. John answered, “Mary J might win it for ‘The Help’. Madonna doesn’t have a f**king chance.” She won that mess and delivered a speech in which she corrected her grammar, said “um” repeatedly and attempted humor.
Jessica Simpson is talking about the amount of crap she is inhaling during her pregnancy. Judging by the picture, she looks to be about 14 months along and is due in the spring. One of her cravings has been buttered Pop Tarts. The image may be terrifying, but Paula Deen is writing that shiz down for her next cookbook.
Or some shiz like that. I had to make a story about Jennifer Aniston’s thinning hair story as interesting as possible. Because when life gives you lemons you make Lemon Drop Martinis.
Jesse James has two functions in life – opening his whore-hole to say something stupid and humping skanks. The motorcycle jockey has decided to continue on with the verbal diarrhea and once again pulling up his divorce from Sandra Bullock for relevancy…
Suddenly I have more admiration for Daniel Craig. The most recent successor to the James Bond throne slammed the Kardashian Klan for being about as useful as an empty mini bar. When it came to their ability to turn bowel movements into reality tv and Kim’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries, Craig summed up his feelings for the famewhore family via GQ per (CM)…
Good ol’ Justin Timberlake took a lady Marine to the Marine Corps Ball in Richmond, Virgina this weekend. This actually started with a Marine inviting Mila Kunis to his upcoming event during an interview on Fox. Mila and Justin, who were co-starring in ‘Friends With Benefits,’ both accepted. If you forgot about the round of military men and women inviting celebs (including Betty White) to their respective corps events, click HERE for a recap.
Justin attended the event and shared his tender feelings on his site afterward. Some of the highlights of his evening included being blown away (dirty minds will read that entirely differently, perverts).
The former front man of Heavy D and The Boyz died yesterday after he collapsed at his Beverly Hills condo.
First details of the 90’s rapper’s death were sketchy. A 911 call reported that D was unconscious in the hall of his home. However, TMZ reports that he was conscious and speaking when help arrived. Unfortunately, Heavy D was pronounced dead after arriving at the hospital.
Speaking of celebrity nude photo scandals, Scarlett Johansson sent some to Ryan Reynolds. It was a married people thing and hardly ESCANDALO like Taylor Swift’s nude pic controversy currently brewing.
Scarlett shared the details of her public battle with a hacker who got a hold of her private pics with Vanity Fair. Nude photos she took of herself were for her now ex, Reynolds, were leaked to the net. The hacker was found and was indicted last month.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
