Charlie Sheen’s Ex Wife, Brooke Mueller, Falls Off The Wagon?!?

According to TMZ, having Charlie Sheen as your ex-husband will drive a girl to drink!

While Charlie was playing liar-liar-pants-on-fire with Warner Brothers, his ex and mother to his twin sons, Bob and Max, Brooke Mueller, was spotted at a California pawn shop this morning trying to get cash for a man’s watch and a stereo system.

“Sources tell TMZ Brooke has fallen off the wagon. In the surveillance footage from the store, Brooke nervously and anxiously paces around the store while the employees check out the items.”

Mueller currently receives a whopping $55,000/month in child support from Sheen so it is unclear as to what she would need the money for.

Many are speculating that Mueller, who reportedly drank while pregnant for the twins, has fallen off the wagon.

Hopefully, she’s only hitting the Tiger Blood.

Charlie Sheen is a Liar Says Warner Brothers

The Warlock of Crazy Turned Traveling Freak Show of Cokehead Shenanigans is continuing to anger Warner Brothers. He has been flapping his vodka hole and shilling stories about returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’ and the network wanting him back. WB is calling Charlie Sheen a liar, liar crotch on fire.

They have sent him and his attorney a letter demanding his stop making accusations that he is in talks to return to the show. CBS and Warner Brothers are trying to distance themselves from Sheen and his vortex of nuttery. TMZ shared a portion of the letter…

“Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series.”

However, Charlie adamantly stated to 98.5 Sports Hub radio show that there is an “85% chance” he will return to “Two and a Half Men.” This was shortly after his second failed show in Radio City.

It looks like hell has a better chance of being dominated by snow princesses, kittens and rainbows. Sheen’s lawyer attempted to clear things up, but failed to make his client look any better. According to Marty Singer, there were discussion between WB, Charlie and CBS. What Charlie concocted as an offer to return to the show, was actually a meeting about finalizing contracts and making sure he was paid in full before the WB slammed the door on his torpedoes of revolting hooker humping stories.

So Charlie didn’t lie about the actual discussions, he lied about what they were about. Yeah, that is WAY better.

Charlie Sheen Hooking Up With Mila Kunis?!?

Despite being boo’ed at his Detroit show, Charlie Sheen isn’t letting it stop him from moving on…with ‘Black Swan’ star Mila Kunis.

Kunis, who was last rumored to be hooking up with her ‘Friends with Benefits’ co-star Justin Timberlake, has recently caught the eye of the bowl of Tiger Blood Crazy that is Charlie Sheen.

According to Radar, Sheen brought up the fact that he would like to add Kunis to his existing “goddess” harem.

“Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved!” Sheen said. “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.

“I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes… I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t to steal.”

Sheen made this announcement during his latest stop for his My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Tourin Columbus, Ohio last night.

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Rosie O’Donnell: Chris Brown Haters are Racist

Remember when Rosie was a lovable tv show flinging toys at her audience? Remember her subsequent morph into lesbian rage filled wildebeest? Yeah, that is still going on. This time she is basically calling Chris Brown haters racist.

During her Sirius XM show, ‘Rosie Radio,’ the former funny lady tackled the topic of Chris Brown. O’Donnell felt that Good Morning America was responsible for Chris’ breakdown and abuse of chair/window/cooler (despite his camp pre-approving the questions and Robin Roberts attempt at being delicate).

Via PopEater:

“I felt mildly angry at Robin Roberts. I felt like writing her and going: ‘Can you take a look at this again and see if maybe you find — in any way — your responsibility in this?’”

She furthers her support for Chris by justifying his violent behavior after the interview didn’t go the way he wanted it to.

“Part of me wanted to take a chair and throw it through the window at The View after all that happened. But, you know, there are no windows down there in that rat-infested cellar. Remember that cellar we were in?” O’Donnell said to her radio producer. There were no windows. It was like a prison.”

As if that weren’t enough, she prefaced all of her notions with the race card and the inevitable comparison to Charlie Sheen.

“I don’t know why this kid seems to be held to a different standard than anybody else.” When Rosie’s executive producer implied there is a racial aspect at play, Rosie replied: “I totally think there is, and I also think it’s why he felt he was safer with Robin Roberts.”

I am all about intelligent arguments and different points of view. I get that her point is that Chris is still being dragged out for his past actions. Understood. But, once again, his violent behavior surfaces and we are expected to just ignore that? It’s obvious I am not a Chris Brown fan, but it has nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any other reason other than the fact that he is an egotistical, self centered, lady beater who will fake tears for a Michael Jackson tribute to regain popularity and only seems “sorry” that his violent behavior affected his career. The fact the he launched into a Twitter tirade/feud with Raz-B using gay references to attack him is the icing on the hate cake.

As for the comparisons to Charlie Sheen…I don’t get it. Charlie is getting boo-ed out of shows because people are finally getting that this is just a sad, troubled man high on his ego and whatever he found under the kitchen sink suffering from delusions of grandeur. People are laughing at him. Not with him. Chris beat up a green room and made himself look like a janky Hulk with a case of daddy issues and he has the #1 album. Really…who is “winning” here?

Either way, I am sure Chris is stamping a “no, thanks” on Rosie’s support while backing away slowly and forcing a smile.

Charlie Sheen Booed in Detroit, Revamps Chicago Show

The Detroit “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour opening night probably wasn’t what Charlie Sheen would call “winning”… Now remember this show sold out in 18 minutes. Did show goers get their monies worth or were they left severely disappointed?

According to several media sources, the show began with an audience Q&A with Charlie answering questions like his favorite porn star and about crack cocaine. The he played an interview clip he did for the network and ripped it apart. The beginning got loud cheers, but later when he related crack use to the city of Detroit in a joke the crowd started to turn on him. At this point the audience started to boo Charlie. Charlie called in backup from Simon Rex (Um, seriously? He’s still around?) who came on stage to rap. Again the crowd was not pleased and people were seen leaving…

Per Huffinton Post:

“I was hoping for something. I didn’t think it would be this bad,” said Fugate, a 47-year-old from Lincoln Park, Mich.

“Brutal. I expected him to at least entertain a little bit,” said Rodney Gagnon, 34, of Windsor, Ontario.

So what was Charlie’s next plan to save himself? He started to play the track he recorded with Snoop Dog called “Winning.” The crowd began to cheer, but when neither Charlie nor Snoop came on stage they began to boo again!Then most of the crowd began walking out of the show. Charlie invited those that stayed to move closer. He complained about the quality of the audio and then walked off stage. Yikes!!! Seriously, what a train wreck. Total time of the show — Less than one hour!

What did these people expect? Seriously. I feel bad for them loosing out on their hard earned cash, but buying a ticket to his show is like buying a ticket to a Freak Show taking place in a back alley with features like the “Amazing One Headed Goat” or “The World’s Tallest Midget” and being pissed when it turns out to be a goat and some random guy chain smoking.

But while Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour did miserable in Detroit, sources say that he might have redeemed himself in Chicago. Apparently Sheen decide to “get back to basics” for his second show, staying up until 4am Sunday morning to rework the live act. Taking the stage with a standing ovation as the crowd chanted, “Detroit sucks, Detroit sucks,” Sheen urged the crowd to listen when he talked and not be like Detroit.

Per TMZ:

Show definitely has a different feel than last night. Instead of Charlie on stage by himself, he has an interviewer of sorts asking him questions.

He made it to the intermission with no booing and told more stories of his drug use and partying. Just like the interviews that started all this – Sheen figured it would help put him in the “zone” for some crazier nutbar rants. The show ended with another standing ovation from the crowd.

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Academy of Country Music Awards 2011 Winners and Performances – PICS and VIDEOS

Fans and industry members voted Taylor Swift as the Academy of Country Music’s entertainer of the year at Sunday night’s 46th annual ACM Awards, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, while televised on CBS. Swift played her new single, “Mean,” the sharp-tongued response to some of her haters, playing on a fake backwoods front porch with accompaniment from an old-style string band with fiddle, mandolin, acoustic guitar and a six-string banjo.

Per People:

“For me, with the entertainer of the year award, I see the face of Shania [Twain] and Garth [Brooks] and my heroes,” she told PEOPLE after snagging the honor. “To be among them – it just means so much.”

Lady Antebellum also took major ACM awards with top vocal group and album of the year for the multiplatinum song “Need You Now.” The Band Perry, a bluegrass-rooted family trio, was voted in as overall best new artist over best new solo artist winner Eric Church.

For his part, Brad Paisley seemed genuinely surprised when he won best male vocalist over Jason Aldean, Blake Shelton, George Strait and Keith Urban. In the moments after the announcement he seemed taken aback by being named as country’s top male voice, as if the award was too much. (Paisley opened the show with “Old Alabama,” a song that found him borrowing lines from Alabama’s “Mountain Music.”)

“I am honestly shocked. This is way too many of these for me,” he said of his fifth consecutive trophy in the category. “I don’t want to know who got paid what,” he quipped, quickly adding, “No, it’s all very fair.”

Award shows tend to be as much about the performances as the actual awards — or even more so. The ACM awards pushed the envelope more than most… at the 45-minute mark there had been seven songs without a single award being handed out. Hoping a genre-crossing appeal will improve ratings and possibly expose non-country fans to the music, producers paired Rihanna with Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles for a performance of Rihanna’s latest single, “California King Bed.” While the two had obvious chemistry, their voices didn’t blend so well.

The crowd at the MGM arena jumped to its feet when Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler joined Carrie Underwood for a rendition of her heavy rock tune “Undo It” and Aerosmith’s classic “Walk This Way.” But when Tyler sang, “So I gave her just a little kiss, like this,” she pulled away at the last second and grinned.

The show also teamed veteran singer-songwriter James Taylor with the Zac Brown Band for a performance segment and lined up Ryan Seacrest, actress Reese Witherspoon and “Twilight” actor Robert Pattinson to be among the award presenters. Miranda Lambert made the most trips to the podium, earning four awards last night, honored as best female vocalist, and her hit single “The House That Built Me” was named both single and song of the year. The song snagged video of the year as well.

Entertainer of the year nominee Aldean even worked a couple of country rap interludes into his “Dirt Road Anthem.” Among the awards handed out before Sunday’s telecast, Reba McEntire was honored for career achievement and Swift collected the Jim Reeves International Award, which recognizes country performers who spread the music worldwide. The Tex Ritter Award that goes to movies that emphasize country music went to the Gwyneth Paltrow starring “Country Strong.” Garth Brooks took another ACM Award, even though he released no new recordings during the eligibility period, as one of two recipients of the Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award, which also was given to Larry Gatlin & the Gatlin Brothers.

McEntire hosted the show for the 13th time, bringing Blake Shelton on to co-host with her. Much of the pair’s banter during the show centered on Shelton learning to do the job, which he handled for the most part with ease and humor, while taking a jab at Miley Cyrus.

“Eric Church has a big hit this year with ‘Smoke a Little Smoke,’” Shelton, 34, told the audience. His punch line? “I heard it was about Miley Cyrus.”

Shelton also poked fun at Swift’s breakup with Jake Gyllenhaal, and made low blows to LeAnn Rimes’ marriage issues. However, a Charlie Sheen joke did sneak its way in there eventually when Blake said that the MGM Grand was so big it would take Sheen forever to trash it. He then noted that since that statement was “not a joke,” he didn’t break the “no Charlie Sheen” rule that was playfully put into effect at the beginning of the ceremony.

Full list of 2011 ACM Winners:

- Entertainer of the Year: Taylor Swift
- Top Male Vocalist of the Year: Brad Paisley
- Top Female Vocalist of the Year: Miranda Lambert
- Top Vocal Duo of the Year: Sugarland
- Top Vocal Group of the Year: Lady Antebellum
- Album of the Year: Need You Now, Lady Antebellum
- Single of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert
- Song of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert
- Video of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert
- Vocal Event of the Year: “As She’s Walking Away,” Zac Brown Band featuring Alan Jackson
- Top New Artist: The Band Perry
- Career Achievement Award: Reba McEntire
- Jim Reeves International Award: Taylor Swift
- Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award: Garth Brooks, Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers

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Charlie Sheen Let Dog Die of Malnutrition

Good morning. Here is some WTF?! to put in your coffee…

Charlie Sheen continues his tour of nuttery he can add animal abuser to his self given titles of warlock of cokery or whatever the devil he is going by now. According to TMZ, when Charlie and Denise Richards split, he got custody of their two pugs. After Charlie beat up that chandelier and locked a hooker/porn star in the closet at the Plaza Hotel, the crazy gene started mating with his ego to create the epic gnarly beast we have now. Since then, Denise was getting phone calls that the dogs were being neglected and often not fed. As a result one of the dogs suffered a slow death.

“Things became so alarming, we’re told Denise went to Charlie’s and he gave her the dogs. Sadly, one of them died of malnutrition, but the other is ok. Now Charlie wants the dog back, and sources say he just wants the pooch as a mascot on his tour bus.”

Sheen followed this news with a Tweet from his Crazed Temple of Poon…

“We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF. HATE.”

Seriously. Someone needs to get a net and go warlock hunting. It has moved past village idiot-amusing and into just plain sad. At least Denise standing her ground and refusing to give the remain pug back due to the fact that he can’t even take care of himself.

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Charlie Sheen NOT Returning to CBS

Earlier this week it was rumored that CBS was desperate to get Charlie Sheen back to work on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Sources were saying that CBS executives were in talk with Warner Brothers to re-hire Charlie. After all of the BS and smack he talked about CBS and Warner Brothers I was shocked. Clearly Charlie was WINNING! But he’s dug himself so far into a hole that WB wants nothing to do with him anymore.

Per TMZ:

Charlie was hired by Warner Bros. and, as TMZ first reported, fired by Warner Bros. Only Warner Bros. can bring him back, and sources directly connected to the production tell us there is “no chance” of that happening.

I mean can we blame Warner Brothers? Charlie treated Chuck Lorre, who created the show, worse than any mother-in-law wrath. Plus he’s clearly unstable and probably pretty risky to insure. All actors are insured by production companies during their time on a show or while filming a movie. It’s to protect the production company or studio if that actor were to die or have some other situation that would prevent them from working.

Will ‘Two and a Half Men’ come back without Charlie? Sources are saying Lorre is in the process of looking for a replacement for Charlie’s character on the show. Well Charlie there’s always Fox. Rumor has it they are interested in doing some sort of late night talk show with him.

T-H-E-R-A-P-Y — That should be his next endeavor.

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Charlie Sheen to Undergo Psych Evaluation

Apparently the only thing Charlie Sheen is high on these days is life. But before Charlie can see his kids, he needs to undergo a psych evaluation, according to what his custody agreement with soon-to-be ex-wife Brooke Mueller states. Finally, someone is questioning his mental health! The terms of the custody deal remain undisclosed to the public, but Radar Online claims that one clause in the agreement states that Charlie has agreed to have a full psychological evaluation before he can see Bob and Max.

“Charlie won’t see the boys until he sees a psychiatrist, that is someone neutral, that hasn’t previously treated him.”

As of yet, he has not submitted for the test, (we’re assuming it’s because he’s too busy gearing up for his upcoming Live Tour) but he “knows” what he has to do should he want contact with them again. His other ex wife, Denise Richards, is keeping their daughters far away from him at the moment. No word on if she will let the girls see their dad once he passes this psych evaluation. TMZ says both Charlie and Brooke had to take drug tests on March 11th because of their custody battle, and believe it or not, Charlie was as clean as a whistle. No word yet on Brooke’s results.

Charlie was forced to surrender the boys to police earlier this month after Brooke – who herself has a problem with drugs – was granted a temporary restraining order against him because she was “extremely concerned” for the safety of the twins when around him. Meanwhile, Brooke, who has the primary custody of their sons, has let her temporary restraining order against Charlie expire today. She was scheduled to petition to have the temporary restraining order made permanent, but her lawyers canceled the court appointment. Both Charlie and Brook have also promised to take a drug test every week until their twins turn 18.

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CBS Desperate to Have Charlie Sheen Back on ‘Two and a Half Men’

I think it’s safe to say that Charlie Sheen is winning! Last week he sold out a bunch of cities for his Live Tour and now there’s talk of Charlie’s return to TV maybe sooner rather than later. Charlie was let go from his CBS hit TV showTwo and a Half Men‘ after he threatened the creator and was acting a little out there. But apparently crazy sells! After the live shows come and go what will be next on Charlie’s agenda? TMZ is reporting that he met with Fox executives late last week to brainstorm about ideas for Charlie including a late night talk show.

Our sources say nothing was decided at the meeting, but everyone liked Charlie.

But Fox may need to pony up the big money because CBS reportedly wants Charlie back. Radar Online is saying that top CBS executives are ready to forgive and forget all of Charlie’s craziness to have him back on their network. Les Moonves, CBS CEO, is trying to make it happen, reportedly chatting with executives from Warner Bros. who produce the show – But the issue is really between Charlie and Chuck Lorre, who was the target of many threats and rants.

“Moonves wants to get the show back on the air. He’s all for it,” the insider adds. “He says certain people need to forget anything and everything Charlie’s done recently and just move on with the business at hand. The core issue is, as he put it, the volatile relationship between Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre. He believes that if CBS and Warner Bros. TV honchos can find a way to get Chuck and Charlie to speak again, cooler heads will prevail.”

I think CBS will need to really show Charlie the money and up his pay big time if they ever want him back. Is there about to be a lot of Sheen butt kissing by CBS? It looks that way! Winning!

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