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Kelly Osbourne brought out the big book of “words that make Jesus cry” (yes, that’s an Aunt Yetta original) to describe Albino Snooki.
During an episode of E!’s Fashion Police the coven of fashion mavens took aim at Christina Aguilera. Kelly attacked her figure which has gained some noticeable poundage. Most have been theorizing that Aguilera was pregnant. She’s not…unless pregnancies can now end in the delivery of Big Juan burritos and tequila.
Christina Aguilera is calling on the power of Eminem to come help her with a single for her 2012 album according to M is For Music.
After seeing the success Rihanna enjoyed after her duet with Em, the albino Snooki is trying to recapture the same magic. ‘Bionic’ was about as good as a flaccid basketball and Aguilera is playing nice with the rapper to create a “killer song” to boost interest in her 5th album.
Christina Aguilera took a shower, wiped the tequila drool off her chin, put on a fresh coat of face plaster and has been looking less like Snooki and more like Christina on ‘The Voice.’ Her inner boozehound may be taking a nap, but her diva behavior reportedly is still alive and kicking.
Adam Levine has allegedly created an “alliance” with Blake Shelton to fight the forces of Aguilera’s Revlon dipped diva ways. Page Six reports that he has also discovered that she is making three times his paycheck. Adam is said to be getting $75,000 per episode while she is getting $225,000.
When Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger announced they were splitting up there wasn’t a mention of if they’d be heading to divorce court. But as you can imagine after all that’s come out in the last few days regarding Arnold’s affair with the housekeeper and the love child, the table seems to have turned. Maria hasn’t filed for divorce just yet, but she’s hired the big guns when it comes to divorce lawyers.
Nicole Richie has kick-started pregnancy rumblings again, after being photographed recently looking a little rounder in the mid-section. Nicole took her two children, Harlow and Sparrow (who are so adorable it almosts warms my little no-heart!), out to the park yesterday and what appears to be a baby-bump was seen. Mommy and kids hit the swings and played in the sandbox during their family outing, though husband/dad Joel Madden didn’t make the trip – He’s currently headed to Australia, where his band Good Charlotte has a string of tour dates lined up for the next three weeks.
Per X17:
We were too distracted by Nicole Richie’s beautiful kids Harlow and Sparrow to even notice it at first, but after we got a peek at her stomach, we have to ask what’s going on here! Is it possible that the 29-year-old starlet is expecting her third child with husband Joel Madden? Or is this just an unflattering shot of her belly?
Richie was also spotted yesterday as she made her way outta the gym, once again with a possible baby bump in full view. While there is no word yet on if she is or isn’t, it could just be a simple case of the ‘Christina Aguilera Bloated-Syndrome.’ But for now, just for shizz and giggles, we’ll add her to the bump-watch list until there is further confirmation or denial!
What do you think – Baby #3, or a yet-to-be digested cheeseburger?
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A second round of Christina Aguilera’s private pics gone public has surfaced. The “Burlesque” star has been facing a slew of problems lately. From drinking so much that cops deem her a hazard to herself to starting wars at the Golden Globes and flubbing the National Anthem lyrics, she is slowly becoming the next Celeb Gone Crazy.
The private photos of Aguilera are being shopped around to various media outlets. Radar was approached by an unnamed man who allegedly “found” the pics at a hotel room Christina stayed in while in France.
“The photos, which are time-stamped between June and November 2010, allegedly show the singer partying at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party and in bed with boyfriend Matt Rutler, along with other photos showing the singer mimicking oral sex, smoking cigars and dancing on tables at various other times.”
Boozetina has already faced a leak of nude photos. Her stylist reportedly had the pics (why?) and they were then stolen. Click HERE if you are curious/brave enough to see those…
Select celebrity stylists are going to wake up with mutilated Hermes scarves and mannequin heads in their beds. Some of stylists to the stars have spilled some secrets when it comes to their celebrity clients insecurities and dirty style secrets. Star mag reports that Joe is the most self-conscious Jonas Brother, Aguilera is very aware of her fuller figure, Sienna Miller refuses to wear panties, Nicki Minaj will fire anyone who doesn’t please her and Ciara won’t hear of something being ill fitting….
Joe Jonas – “The hunky Disney star makes girls swoon, but he’s horribly insecure about his big thighs! “Joe works out like a fiend but he can’t seem to lean out his thighs. His brothers tease him for having thunder thighs, but it isn’t a joke for Joe. He’s worried about developing stretch marks and dimpling on his thighs, so he uses anti-cellulite cream.” (My little no-heart feels for him.)
Christina Aguilera – “Christina hates being short, it really bothers her. She tries hard to look as tall as she can. That’s why she often wears one solid color — she thinks it makes her look leaner.
Sienna Miller – “Sienna loves her push up bras because she wants her breasts to look perky. But underwear? Never. I don’t think she even owns a pair.”
Nicki Minaj – “If a stylist can’t get Nicki the exact look she’s requesting, she will fire you on the spot. One time, she fired a stylist when she told Nicki that she was unable to get the material she wanted from one of the top couture collections. It turned out that the couture designer simply didn’t want to work with Nicki!”
Ciara – “Ciara can be difficult and sometimes gets snickers in the styling community because she always has a set idea on how she should look and rarely takes her stylist’s tips. As a result, you have a gorgeous woman who has the potential to look better than she does because she’ll wear something that pros see as ill-fitting.”
Uma Thurman, Mel Gibson and Kendra Wilkinson are the worst smelling celebs according to several stylists spilling to the mag. Uma’s cigarette habit and Mel’s breathe and B.O. are enough to make you wish you temporarily lose the power of smell. Kendra will burp and fart in front of you without hesitation.
Jennifer Aniston “looks fantastic naked,” but one of her wardrobe handlers also mentioned that she gets bad finger fungus outbreaks that eat away at her nails. (Really? If that is her biggest problem I’d still trade her bodies in a heart beat.)
Lady Gaga skipped out on a bill. She had a custom made outfit put together and only paid for the material. Gaga reportedly left the designer with no compensation for their hours of work.
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Joe can’t be too self conscious about his thunderous thighs. He busted out a leotard and did a version of “Single Ladies” back in 2009. Sure, he could probably crack walnuts with ‘em, but he didn’t seem to mind when he was trying not to look too queeny while strutting to some Beyonce….
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Christina Aguilera hasn’t learned her lesson despite spending the night in a drunk tank. After her public intoxication detainment, she is back to drinking and even returned to the establishment she got Snooki drunk at before her welfare-arrest. (Click HERE for the mugshot!)
A server from Osteria Mozza told Us that Xtina and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, returned to the eatery and ordered two bottles of wine. In the mark of a true drunk, they ordered more wine for dessert. Her “friends” also squealed to Star that she has gained 40 pounds since her marriage fell apart because she is comforting eating/drinking.
“Christina’s lost her confidence since she split from Jordan,” an insider tells Star. “She gets terribly sad, and that’s when all the awful memories come flooding back and she ends up numbing herself with booze and food.”
Her “friends” also mentioned that she has been getting “falling down drunk” on a nightly basis. Rutler’s father has even joined in on the pointing the drunk ho foam finger at Aguilera. He told Radar that his son was saintly and peed holy water in the morning until he fell under the spell of Drunktina Boozeuilera.
“He has a perfect record, he has never been in any trouble. He is an excellent driver, I taught him to drive and sat next to him in the passenger seat as he drove to school everyday, he’s a good kid. I’m concerned for both of them. I hope everything turns out OK.”
This is a true concerned parent. One would typically think a hotline of support for vodka gobblers would be the ideal choice in helping out a drunk. Nope. It’s been Radar’s tip line.
Does Jordan Bratman have a voodoo doll? In the latest instance of bad news for Christina Aguilera – which follows not long after her infamous Super Bowl flub, her Grammy spill, and getting arrested for public intoxication – new lawsuit claims Sony Music hasn’t paid the rightful owner for the sample of the 1968 song ‘Hippy Skippy Moon Strut‘ (also known as ‘I’ll Be A Lucky Man‘) by Dave Cortez and the Moon People used in her 2006 single ‘Ain’t No Other Man‘.
Per PopEater:
According to a federal lawsuit filed in New York, the classic song’s exclusive rights have been owned by TufAmerica since 2004. However, Sony Music went through Codigo Music and the Clyde Otis Music Group in order for Aguilera to sample the song on her album.
Christina’s label Sony reportedly cleared the rights to the song with the wrong owner! TufAmerica has now filed a lawsuit against Sony demanding they be declared the rightful owners of the song and be paid restitution as well. Fairly easy mistake to make considering the rights to song tracks are constantly being bought and sold.
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NBC’s answer to ‘American Idol‘ has found its’ Paula Abdul: The network has announced that Christina Aguilera will be the third coach on the new singing competition series ‘The Voice,’ joining Cee-Lo Green and Maroon 5′s Adam Levine, with the last fourth coach expected to be named shortly. Will she teach everyone to skip a line in a song?
Per EW:
“I am so excited to be part of such a wonderful project that celebrates music and the talent behind it,” Aguilera said in a statement. “To be given the opportunity to help shape new artists’ careers and mentor them to see their dreams come to fruition is a task I welcome with open arms. I am so happy to be working with fellow Grammy Award winners Adam and Cee Lo as I feel there is so much we can all bring to The Voice.”
The timing of the announcement could have been better. Aguilera was stopped and arrested early Tuesday morning after police said she was riding in a car while extremely intoxicated. And lets not forget how she flubbed the lyrics to our National Anthem, or when she fell on stage after singing a tribute to Aretha Franklin at this years Grammy Awards. Someone’s gotta coach the contestants on the fine art of oversinging.
The summer singing competition show – hosted by Carson Daly – will premiere April 26, right about the time American Idol will be down to its top 10. The show features the judges choosing to work with contestants based on their voices alone — they’re not allowed to see them first. Once they choose their favorites, they mentor them to stardom, and America will decide which contestant wins a recording contract and a cash prize.
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