I am sure he was just paying her to help paint a garage or mow the lawn. Strike that, Jeff Archuleta was in a dodgy massage parlor getting a happy ending.

David Archuleta launched into stardom after making it the final two spots on “American Idol.” It was a battle of the David’s as his competitor, David Cook, won the title. During the competition there were constant reports that Archie senior was a stage dad. He would blast his son if he didn’t performing up to his standards and interfered in the other contestants backstage lives. Eventually Idol producers banned him from rehearsals and back stage.

Early this year, Jeff was getting a massage from a woman in lace panties when police raided the parlor after a doctor who was renting the building became suspicious of their practice and called the cops. He was face down on the able just finishing up his massage when two officers entered and arrested him.

Via Radar:

“We read him his Miranda rights twice. The second time because he said he didn’t understand them the first,” Det. Sgt. Salazar. “During the questioning, he said he’d found the place on Craig’s List. He was asked if he’d received any sexual services and he said he had.”

Now he is back tracking and his attorney has gotten him off with a class B misdemeanor and soliciting a prostitute. He plead no contest and paid a fine of $582. He claims he only went to the Reiki Massage Parlor for a back issue. Jeff stated he found the parlor on Craig’s List.

I guess if you can find llamas on Craigs List you can also find naked massage therapists with magical back healing powers.