It is pretty much safe to say that everyone is a sex maniac and can’t keep their naughty bits to themselves. So In Touch is pointing the whore finger (which I am guessing looks like a big foam finger that is pink and accessorized with Ambien) at the Beckhams.

The mag claims that David Beckham cheats on Victoria Beckham constantly. The article equates him to Tiger Woods by detailing his love for hookers. Allegations are that he indulges in threesomes and doesn’t wear condoms when he hooks up with other women. He reportedly paid a prostitute, Irma Nici, $10,000 a night for her services.

She blabbed to the rag that she engaged in sexy times with Beckham on 5 different occasions in 2007 which typically included an hour of foreplay and 15 minutes of actual sex.

Per In Touch Via Huffington Post:

“It was a high,” Irma, 26, tells In Touch. “All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting.” Irma claims that after agreeing on a price of $10,000 to stay the night, the two spent the next hour engaged in steamy foreplay. Irma says she then “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes, but it was “nothing freaky,” she remembers. “He was very gentle and kind.” On a scale of 1 to 10, Irma rates David a 7½ as a lover. “He knew what he was doing.” She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”

Nici continued to weave a tale about David’s dissatisfaction with Posh’s uber thin and frail body.

“During their initial sexual encounter, David even opened up about wife of 11 years, Victoria. Irma says that David told her he preferred Victoria’s old curvier body. “He was saying that he liked her body more before,” she says. David also revealed to Irma that he is “more of a butt man than a breast man.”

A rep for the Beckhams denied any extramarital activities have taken place and assert they are going to sue.

“The rumors are completely untrue and totally ridiculous, as the magazine was clearly told before publication. Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it. We are taking legal action against the magazine.”

The man is ridiculously wealthy and built like a Grecian god…why is he paying for sex? Sure he sounds like a British Kristin Chenoweth, but I’d still hit it free of charge. (You know…if he wasn’t married and didn’t have hooker cooties.)

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