Demi Lovato: ‘Club Promoters Gave Me Drugs’

This lil’ girl could drink me under the table, snort a line that would make Lindsay Lohan proud and will admit it with a smile on her face while mentioning that her album is in stores now. On that note, Demi Lovato is now admitting to cocaine use and revealing that club promoters supplied her with piles of coke and booze to entice her to make appearances at their venue.

In an interview with UK’s Fabulous magazine, Lovato confirms that she used cocaine to keep her high after concerts, her biggest drug suppliers were her employers and …

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Lindsay Lohan Bar Fight – Chapter 563

Lindsay Lohan is such a homebody and dedicated to resuscitating her career from the depths of Lifetime tv movie roles, but she is still managing to get into bar fights…with her dad.

After claiming to have become the Patron Saint of Domestication, Lohan has been involved in a bar fight, a hit and run in a bar parking lot and partying at Coachella all while making last call. Last I checked, it was pretty hard to get in club brawl while sitting on your couch knitting. The initial report of the fight stated that a fellow club rat was hitting on Lindsay’s crotch goblins and this didn’t sit well with the freckled beast. She started shoving the bar critter who ran to the police pointing to bruises and filing battery charges.

Now, another woman claims that she was sitting in a booth near Lohan and her entourage, which included Lord of the Budget Ho Tricks – Michael Lohan, and Lindsay turned into a ginger terror after someone bumped her.

Via TMZ:

We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”

The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.

Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”

The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”

That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

Michael then grabbed her and left the club immediately. I don’t see how the battery charges fit into this new story unless “aggressive pokes” are now considered assault. If that is true, you Facebook Pokers are in for it.

Anyway, Lindsay claimed she was at home watching Golden Girls reruns and nursing kittens back to health with an eyedropper full of milk and nowhere near any bars. Surveillance footage proves otherwise. Her rep has since changed her story and refuses to comment any further now that she has been caught as a liar, liar crotch on fire.

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Rihanna in White Powder Controversy

Because Rihanna feels the need to share every moment of her life on every social network, we have been treated to topless photos of Rihanna in Hawaii and Rihanna smoking weed while doing impromptu yoga. We can add more ESCANDALO to the LOOK AT ME I AM SOOOO BAD! photos to the scrapbook.

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Lindsay Lohan Investigated for Battery After Alleged Bar Fight

LindsayClubbing Makes Me UncomfortableLohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.

Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.

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Amanda Bynes Arrested for DUI – MUGSHOT

AMANDA PLEASE! Ok, so only a handful of you will probably get that, but Amanda Bynes once owned Nickelodeon shows. Now she is a “retired” 20-something who loves to play drunken ho tricks on cops.

After TMZ caught her drinking and driving on St. Patrick’s Day and driving off while a cop was writing her a ticket, she is now behind bars. Bynes was arrested in West Hollywood around 3 AM Friday morning. She was trying to pass a police car, while drunk, and hit it.

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Bobby Brown Arrested for DUI

In drunken screw ups doing drunken screw up tricks news, Bobby Brown has been arrested. The former husband of Whitney Houston was caught drunk behind the wheel in Reseda around noon yesterday.

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Liam Hemsworth Embarassed by Miley Cyrus

In similar news, water is wet.

Liam Hemsworth finds himself “concerned” with Miley Cyrus. I am sure it has nothing to do with her salvia induced OMG rambling, straddling hairstylists and poles or licking penis shaped birthday cakes.

Lately Miley has been hitting up the club scene on a nightly basis. According to the mag’s “insiders,” her nightlife is more active that her career.

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Whitney Houston’s Cause of Death Announced

The Los Angeles coroner’s office has confirmed Whitney Houston’s official cause of death. No one is surprised that cocaine bears part of the blame, but drowning will go down as culprit on her death certificate.

Craig Harvey, the L.A. County Coroner’s chief, also revealed that Whitney had atherosclerotic heart disease. The ailment is a build-up of plaque that narrows the small blood vessels that supply blood and oxygen to the heart.

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Goldie Hawn Drunken Grandma – PHOTOS

All that is missing from this is toilet paper trailing off of her shoe. It’s a bit like looking into a crystal ball of my future. Goldie Hawn may be a grandma, but that doesn’t stop her from getting tanked at her own Hawn Foundation Private Launch Party. (Who am I kidding? No one in their right mind would put me in charge of a child. Of course, Snooki is allowed to procreate…)

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Whitney Houston’s Daughter Bobbi Kristina Wasted at Burial

Things have been rough for Whitney Houston‘s family since she passed away on February 11th. Although the autopsy has been performed, family members will have to wait another few weeks for the toxicology report to be released. This report should have the answers as to what killed Whitney.

One family member is really taking Whitney’s death badly. Her 18 year old daughter Bobbi Kristina has been hospitalized twice since her mothers passing. And she’s also been allegedly doing bad things to herself to deal with the pain. Sources are saying that just two hours after Whitney’s funeral, Bobbi Kristina was spotted getting high. Now sources are also reporting that Bobbi Kristina almost didn’t make it to her mothers burial. Where was Bobbi?

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