Johnny Depp had too much of the sweet nectar and was falling down drunk while exiting 25 Degrees the other night. (Oh, don’t pretend like you’ve never strolled your drunk self down the street while trying to act the epitome of sobriety only to end up eating pavement.)

The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star surfaced from the digs looking like he ate a couple bottles of rum and washed it down with some scotch. He still managed to scribble out a few autographs before some handler bro hugged him right to the ground. A looming pap repeatedly squealed, “YOU DROPPED JOHNNY! WHY!?” as Depp went right back to drunk autographing before being shoved into a getaway car.