Stylist’s Star Secrets: Joe Jonas Thighs, Sienna Miller’ Boobs, Ciara’s Difficulties

Select celebrity stylists are going to wake up with mutilated Hermes scarves and mannequin heads in their beds. Some of stylists to the stars have spilled some secrets when it comes to their celebrity clients insecurities and dirty style secrets. Star mag reports that Joe is the most self-conscious Jonas Brother, Aguilera is very aware of her fuller figure, Sienna Miller refuses to wear panties, Nicki Minaj will fire anyone who doesn’t please her and Ciara won’t hear of something being ill fitting….

Joe Jonas – “The hunky Disney star makes girls swoon, but he’s horribly insecure about his big thighs! “Joe works out like a fiend but he can’t seem to lean out his thighs. His brothers tease him for having thunder thighs, but it isn’t a joke for Joe. He’s worried about developing stretch marks and dimpling on his thighs, so he uses anti-cellulite cream.” (My little no-heart feels for him.)

Christina Aguilera – “Christina hates being short, it really bothers her. She tries hard to look as tall as she can. That’s why she often wears one solid color — she thinks it makes her look leaner.

Sienna Miller – “Sienna loves her push up bras because she wants her breasts to look perky. But underwear? Never. I don’t think she even owns a pair.”

Nicki Minaj – “If a stylist can’t get Nicki the exact look she’s requesting, she will fire you on the spot. One time, she fired a stylist when she told Nicki that she was unable to get the material she wanted from one of the top couture collections. It turned out that the couture designer simply didn’t want to work with Nicki!”

Ciara – “Ciara can be difficult and sometimes gets snickers in the styling community because she always has a set idea on how she should look and rarely takes her stylist’s tips. As a result, you have a gorgeous woman who has the potential to look better than she does because she’ll wear something that pros see as ill-fitting.”

Uma Thurman, Mel Gibson and Kendra Wilkinson are the worst smelling celebs according to several stylists spilling to the mag. Uma’s cigarette habit and Mel’s breathe and B.O. are enough to make you wish you temporarily lose the power of smell. Kendra will burp and fart in front of you without hesitation.

Jennifer Aniston “looks fantastic naked,” but one of her wardrobe handlers also mentioned that she gets bad finger fungus outbreaks that eat away at her nails. (Really? If that is her biggest problem I’d still trade her bodies in a heart beat.)

Lady Gaga skipped out on a bill. She had a custom made outfit put together and only paid for the material. Gaga reportedly left the designer with no compensation for their hours of work.

[Star Magazine Print Issue - April 4, 2011]

Joe can’t be too self conscious about his thunderous thighs. He busted out a leotard and did a version of “Single Ladies” back in 2009. Sure, he could probably crack walnuts with ‘em, but he didn’t seem to mind when he was trying not to look too queeny while strutting to some Beyonce….

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Ke$ha’s High Waist Bikini Disaster – PHOTOS

Oh…honey…no.

Ke$ha was photographed strolling along the Australian Beach in the most unflattering bikini. The pics of her are a far cry from her Maxim spread in the April 2011 issue. (Click HERE for those pics…) I am not sure if the bottoms are just too big or if her body has been replaced with that of my great Aunt Yetta’s. Either way, I suddenly don’t mind my ample behind.

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Rihanna’s Sideshow Bob Hair – PHOTOS

…the hell? I get that she is trying to be edgy, but I thought she paid someone to tell her when her Go Go Gadget Weave was accidentally set to Sideshow Bob/Slash. Rihanna hit up Las Palmas with her red hair explosion.

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Taylor Swift Worst Magazine Seller

More bad news for Taylor Swift. After ending a short lived romance with Jake Gyllenhaal (click HERE for end of their latte love…), news that Taylor’s magazine sales were miserable has followed.

Via WWD:

“Her April Elle cover was its worst seller of the year through October, with sales running 60,000 less than the average on the newsstand; her November cover for Glamour was the second-worst-selling for the monthly, and her July Marie Claire cover was the third-worst-selling issue for that monthly through October.”

Things could turn around. Numbers from her covers for December Allure, January Seventeen and December Entertainment Weekly could change the tides. I wouldn’t count on it. When EW announced they had named Swift their Entertainer of the Year the reception wasn’t exactly positive. (Click HERE for that cover and those details…)

Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Simpson also flopped when it came to their covers. Lopez was the second worst seller for Elle through October, but enjoyed the title of second best seller for Allure. Likewise, Simpson was on the top selling issue for Lucky, but brought in the worst sales for Marie Claire despite her bare faced cover.

Click HERE to see who was dubbed the best Magazine Cover Girl…

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Lara Stone’s Banned Calvin Klein Billboard Ad – PHOTO

Lara Stone’s ad for Calvin Klein has been banned in Australia. Since everyone has gone all sex maniac and/or beat your lady crazy (thanks a lot Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Mel Gibson, Chris Brown, kids from Glee), bureaus and councils have gone into alert-the-church-elders overdrive.

Australia’s Advertising Standards Bureau is the latest to nix an ad that they felt conveyed “violence and rape” and found the CK billboard was “demeaning women.”

Thoughts?

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Uma Thurman White Powder Malfunction – PHOTOS

I thought celebs had minions to ensure that they are photo ready before stepping onto the carpet at any event. Uma Thurman’s glam squad must be on vacation because she looks like she dove head first into a pile of blow circa Scarface.

Uma was guest speaker at The Feminist Press at the City University of New York’s 40th annual gala last night and walked around with powder caked on her face. This was similar to a Nicole Kidman make up disastuh at the ‘Nine’ premiere.

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Word to the wise…. according to my makeup artist (the old queen at the Lancôme counter at Macy’s) anything with a high SPF can light up thanks to bright lights of camera flashes.

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Australia’s ‘Next Top Model’ Wrong Winner Announced – VIDEO

Oops. On Australia’s Next Top Model a live finale went awry after the host, Sarah Murdoch, announced the wrong name as the winner. Kelsey Martinovich was thrilled to be dubbed the Next Top Model but soon a horrified look took over Murdoch’s face.

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“Oh my God, I don’t know what to say right now,” Murdoch said. “I’m feeling a bit sick about this. No. I’m so sorry about this. Oh my God. I don’t know what to say. This was a complete accident. It’s Amanda, I’m so sorry. It was fed to me wrong. Oh God. This is what happens when you have live TV folks. This is insane. Insane, insane, insane….”

In actuality, Amanda Ware had won the competition. Somewhere in transit, the wrong winner name was fed to the host and the audience who was stunned and even one of the judges was in mid-clap as embarrassment overtook the entire show. Kelsey gracefully took the fall and told Amanda “It’s ok! It’s fine. It’s an honest mistake.” She then hugged Amanda and let her try to salvage a moment to be happy.

Rumors are already rolling that the entire thing was staged, but don’t feel too bad for Kelsey. She is getting $25,000 and a trip to NYC to hook up with Elite for being such a good sport.

“Sarah handled what was a difficult situation with utmost professionalism and grace. Amanda and Kelsey were neck and neck in the voting all night.
We apologize to Kelsey for the error, and Foxtel will be sending her to New York as well as awarding her $25,000 as a prize.”

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Blame Gisele Bundchen for Tom Brady’ Bieber Hair Do

Apparently Tom Brady’s hair is becoming a controversy for Patriots fans. Everyone wants him to cut that Bieber inspired mane that makes him look like some desperate 30 something trying to recapture his youth and it’s kinda sad.

Brady’s biggest fans, like ESPN’s Bill Simmons, have openly voiced his mop is ridiculous.

“A few weeks ago, all Patriots fans made a pact to pretend that Brady’s 2010 hairdo isn’t happening. We’re going to ignore it completely — even if his hair catches fire during a game and a referee puts it out with a challenge flag — and play dumb whenever you bust our balls about it. Which will probably be often.”

Well, his wife Gisele Bundchen is responsible for this revival of the Dorothy Hamill hairdo. Brady was on a radio show (via Boston Herald) answering Greg Hill’s questions when he was asked about his embarrassing style.

“Is there anything I can do to make you cut your hair,” Hill pressed.
“Ah, you’ll have to speak to my wife about that,” Brady replied.

His teammates mock it and the fact that Gisele controls his hair. Pats receiver Brandon Tate chided: “That’s a grown man over there, he can do what he wants. That’s on him.”

Egads. My expertise doesn’t even skim the world of football, but how sad is it when the quarterback’s HAIR is the subject of discussion?!?

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Lady Gaga Meat Dress Explained – PHOTOS, VIDEO

Lady Gaga showed up to the 2010 MTV VMAs in her staple avant-garde on steroids style.

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She wore a rather demure (for her anyway) dress on the white carpet entry to the awards. As for the show itself, she wore a dress made of meat. Lady Gaga won the award for Video of the Year and walked on stage in her protein laden dress and even asked presenter Cher to “hold her meat purse.”

Later on Ellen she explained her choice in a meat dress…

“It’s certainly no disrespect to anyone that’s vegan or vegetarian. As you known I’m the most judgment-free human being on the Earth. It has many interpretations, but for me this evening it’s [saying] if we don’t stand up for what we believe in, if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones.”

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Jessica Simpson is ‘Project Runway’ Finale Judge

What? Jessica Simpson has her own shoe line, cranked out some denim and looks like she is shopping at Dress Barn, but she has been given the honor of being Project Runway’s finale judge.

I had to double check that the headline read Project Runway and not Project Corn Dog Taster. I adore how ditzy Jess is in dumber-than-a-box-of-hair-but-still-rich way, but…was everyone else busy? Simpson even showed up wearing an unfortunate dress from Charo’s pregnant mother of the bride line that didn’t do her figure any favors. (Click HERE to see Jessica Simpson’s latest baby bump rumors and pics.)

All Jessica Simpson barbs aside, she is not a “big girl” nor is she “fat.” I just think she really needs to fire her stylist. I am glad to see the end of this season of Project Runway. I don’t know how much more of Gretchen and Ivy I can take!

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