Emmy 2010 Fashion Disasters

While Christina Hendricks and her cleavage dominated the Best Dresses Emmy Fashions this year, there are always a few disastahs walking around in too much organza or dresses that would make better curtains.

Mindy Kaling looked like she was queen of the emo prom and got her dress from a couture Hot Topic. Honey, no.

Rita Wilson looks like a veteran hooker at classy brothel.

Stranger bitch working the carpet with Ty Burrell. I am guessing it’s his wife or he picked up a poverty stricken flamenco dancer who fashioned this dress out of old homecoming decorations.

Dianna Agorn might have rocked this at a premiere if she cut the second layer of curtains and made it a tea length dress.

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Britney Spears Too Lazy To Shower

Perhaps this is the reason that Brit’s weave always looks so busted. A stranger-bitch insider-type is claiming that Britney Spears refuses shower and Jason Trawick gave Britney an ultimatum: shower or it’s over.

Per Heat Via Orange UK:

“Britney’s not the type to cover herself in pretty-smelling lotions. She hates washing her hair, so sometimes it can smell downright sour. She’ll sometimes grab an outfit and wear it two or three times a week. Recently she put on a sundress for the third day in a row, but Jason refused to leave the house with her until she put on something else. She was the same when she was with K-Fed,” said one friend. “Thankfully, she’s trying more now because even she knows you couldn’t think of a more embarrassing reason for a relationship to break down.”

The report claims that she is simply too lazy to wash her budget extensions and change clothes. Let’s hope she dipped her head in some Suave recently. She just finished shooting her cameo for “Glee” yesterday.

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Images Via: Dlisted, Britney Spears’ Twitter

Molly Sims Slams Heidi Montag, Britney Spears’ Style

Remember that Josh Duhamel fueled show ‘Las Vegas’ where everyone had to be a model and have a bit of jiggly to be worthy of a series regular? The blonde one, Molly Sims, spoke the good word and preached the truth to Health magazine (via Page Six).

“I think Heidi Montag is a really sick girl, something is off. You don’t get F-size boobs. And I’m not judging her. I feel sorry for her.”

While I don’t feel sorry for that walking Frankensilicone bag, I do agree. Something is off. Sims also talked about Britney Spears being sad and crazy.

“She’s so pretty — she just needs help with dressing. She gets too many trends going at once.”

And to top off the relevancy name dropping she talks about how sad Jennifer Aniston is.

“People are always criticizing you. I mean, God bless Jen. I know her really well, she’s this awesome girl, but it’s just so hard. I give her credit.”

Selfridges Hanging Alexander McQueen Display – PHOTO

Here is your WTF of the day…

What moron did this? Alexander McQueen was a respected designer who sky rocketed to fashion fame with his designs that women hungered for. The young style staple took his life and hung himself after suffering from some personal issues. (Click HERE for the full story on McQueen’s tragic death.)

Selfridges in Manchester put out a window display that features one of his designs hanging eerily from what looks like flood light on hangman’s gallows.

Queue a rep doing a damage controlled spin story stating it was a nod to construction works who operate cranes and who are fashionably sensitive.

Image Via: Styleite

Mischa Barton: Fashion Disaster

This should be a poster that is used in high schools to scare kids straight. Screw those eggs being fried in a pan and only giving children the urge to hit IHOP post smoke. Put up posters of Mischa Barton and tell the story of the time she tried to snort wasabi peas after mistaking them for the bad stuff.

I miss the days Marissa Cooper. I miss the days when she had someone to tell her that her hair color is hideous and that lipstick makes her look whorey. Where the hell is Mel Gibson when you need him?

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Naomi Campbell Going BALD !?!

While doing a fashion shoot for designer Dennis Basso in New York, Noami Campbell was photographed with a balding scalp. Years of weaves, glue, tape and being a neurotic overlord of the model world has taken its toll on Campbell’s head. The Daily Mail went a tapped an expert to get his view as to why she is facing baldness.

Trichologist to the stars Philip Kingsley said tight hair styles, pony tails, hard brushing and hair extensions could all lead to traction hair loss.

‘The old-fashion hair extensions were put in by weaving threads which had hairs attached to them between the natural hair,’ he said.’They were weaved next to the scalp and tightly knotted at each end to secure them. Because of their proximity to the scalp, the thread, which the hair knotted onto it, rubbed on the scalp, caused irritation, consequently making it sore and sometimes breaking the skin.’

I vote she just shaves it and goes for the aerodynamic look. It will make stealth attacks on her minions far more productive.

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Daytime Emmy Awards: WINNER LIST and PHOTOS

The Daytime Emmy Awards were held last night in Las Vegas and though ‘As the World Turns’ didn’t get the gold statue for Best Daytime Drama, the show did come out on top overall with Michael Park (aka Jack Snyder), Maura West (aka Carly Tenney), and Julie Pinson (aka Janet Snyder) all taking home awards in the acting category. ‘As the World Turns’ will go off the air this September, making this Emmy’s their next to last.

CBS favorite ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ took home the coveted statue for Outstanding Drama Series, while ‘Dr. Oz’ and ‘Cash Cab’ knocked out the usual favorites in their respected categories.

Here is a list of the nominees with winners highlighted in black thanks to Zap 2 It:

Outstanding Drama Series
“All My Children”
“The Bold and The Beautiful”
“General Hospital”
“The Young and the Restless”

Outstanding Lead Actor
Peter Bergman as Jack Abbott on “The Young and the Restless”
Doug Davidson as Paul Williams on “The Young and the Restless”
Jon Lindstrom as Craig Montgomery on “As the World Turns”
Michael Park as Jack Snyder on “As the World Turns”
James Scott as E.J. DiMera on “Days of Our Lives”

Outstanding Lead Actress
Sarah Brown as Claudia Zacchara on “General Hospital”
Crystal Chappell as Olivia Spencer on “Guiding Light”
Bobbie Eakes as Krystal Carey on “All My Children”
Michelle Stafford as Phyllis Newman on “The Young and the Restless”
Maura West as Carly Tenney on “As the World Turns”

Outstanding Supporting Actress
Beth Chamberlin, as Beth Raines Spaulding in “Guiding Light”
Julie Pinson as Janet Synder in “As The World Turns”
Carolyn Hennesy as Diane Miller in “General Hospital”
Arianne Zucker as Nicole Walker in “Days Of Our Lives”
Bree Williamson, as Jessica Brennan in “One Life To Live”

Outstanding Supporting Actor
Billy Miller, as Billy Abbott in “The Young And The Restless”
Bradford Anderson as Damien Spinelli in “General Hospital”
Jonathan Jackson as Lucky Spencer in “General Hospital”
Ricky Paull Goldin as Jake Martin in “All My Children”
Brian Kerwin as Charlie Banks in “One Life To Live”

Outstanding Younger Actress
Christel Khalil as Lily Winters in “The Young And The Restless”
Marnie Schulenburg as Alison Stewart in “As The World Turns”
Molly Burnett as Melanie Layton in “Days Of Our Lives”
Shelley Hennig as Stephanie Johnson in “Days Of Our Lives”
Julie Berman as Lulu Spencer in “General Hospital”

Outstanding Younger Actor
Drew Tyler Bell as Thomas Forrester in “The Bold And The Beautiful”

Drew Garrett as Michael Corinthos, Jr. in “General Hospital”
Dylan Patton as Will Horton in “Days Of Our Lives”
Scott Clifton as Schuyler Joplin in “One Life To Live”
Zack Conroy as James Spaulding in “Guiding Light”

Outstanding Talk Show: Entertainment
“The Ellen Degeneres Show”
“Rachael Ray”
“Live with Regis and Kelly”

Outstanding Talk Show Host
Bonnie Hunt on “The Bonnie Hunt Show”
Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa on “Live with Regis and Kelly”
Rachael Ray on “Rachael Ray”
Dr. Mehmet Oz on “The Dr. Oz Show”
Whoopi Goldberg, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Joy Behar, Sherri Shepherd, and Barbara Walters on “The View”

Outstanding Game/Audience Participation Show
“Wheel Of Fortune”
“Jeopardy!”
“Cash Cab”
“The Price Is Right”
“Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”

Outstanding Legal/Courtroom Program
“The People’s Court”
“Judge Judy”
“Cristina’s Court”
“Judge Pirro”
“Caso Cerrado”

Outstanding Lifestyle Program

“This Old House”
“Clean House”
“How Do I Look?”
“Make:”
“The Martha Stewart Show”

Outstanding Morning Program
“Good Morning America”
“Today”
“CNN/American Morning”

Outstanding Talk Show / Informative
“Dr. Phil”
“The Doctors”
“The Dr. Oz Show”

Outstanding Game Show Host
Pat Sajak, “Wheel Of Fortune”
Alex Trebek, “Jeopardy!”
Ben Bailey, “Cash Cab”
Wayne Brady, “Let’s Make A Deal”
Carnie Wilson, “The Newlywed Game”

Outstanding Culinary Program
“America’s Test Kitchen”
“Gourmet’s Adventures With Ruth”
“Giada At Home”
“Tyler’s Ultimate”

Outstanding Lifestyle/Culinary Host
Bobby Flay, “Grill It! With Bobby Flay”
Ina Garten, “Barefoot Contessa: Back To Basics”
Paula Deen, “Paula’s Best Dishes”
Martha Stewart, “The Martha Stewart Show”
Giada De Laurentiis, “Giada at Home”

Outstanding Directing Team
“The Bold and the Beautiful”
“General Hospital”
“One Life to Live”
“All My Children”

Outstanding Writing Team
“The Bold and the Beautiful”
“All My Children”
“As the World Turns”
“The Young and the Restless”

Outstanding Stunt Coordination
Tim Davison, “General Hospital”
Dorenda Moore, “Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight”
Danny Aiello III & Vincent Cupone, “One Life To Live”
Jane Turner, “As the World Turns”
Mike Cassidy, “The Bold and the Beautiful”

Outstanding Children’s Animated Program
“Wordgirl”
“The Backyardigans”
“Curious George”
“Sid The Science Kid”

Outstanding Children’s Series
“Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman”
“Design Squad”
“The Electric Company”

Lifetime Achievement Award
Agnes Nixon

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Miley Cyrus’ NEW Crotch Photo Scandal – Reuters Sells ‘Pornographic’ Picture

Miley Cyrus’ crotch is out of control. Just days after Perez was under fire for posting a photoshopped picture of Cyrus’ lady bits, Reuters has followed with a new questionable photo. The “Can’t Be Tamed” singer has been trotting around in little more than lingerie and skin tight outfits that look like they were bought from a poor man’s Victoria’s Secret. So it’s no surprise when photos of crotch hanging out hit the net. (Click HERE for her previous crotch revealing pics.)

But the question is…Miley is 17. Is this child pornography? She is desperate to convince us she is an adult and is doing everything to shed her kid friendly Hannah Montana image. This is very reminiscent of some other fallen pop stars over-eager to use sex appeal as a selling point…ahem…Britney Spears….Lindsay Lohan…Christina Aguilera. Let’s hope she has a different fate and won’t be shaving her head and snorting her paychecks while crying outside of her former lesbian lover’s home.

Reuters, which is a respectable media outlet, put the photo on display for sell. This has raised eyebrows.

Via Fox:

A Reuters representative speaking on background admitted that the photo had caused concern in the photo department because of Miley’s age, but that was weighed against the fact that it occurred on stage in front of hundreds of people and other cameras, as well as the fact that the teen sensation is transitioning away from “Hannah Montana” and into a more grown-up performer.

The Reuters rep also said that the photo was “sent only to print clients and was kept from transmission to online clients and culturally sensitive areas.” But FOXNews.com, an online client, was able to purchase and download the photo, and saw no usage restrictions at all on the photo.

“The picture was not Photoshopped,” the representative added. It also doesn’t come close to meeting the definition of child porn, one expert said. “The picture is not prosecutable,” former Los Angeles sex crimes prosecutor Robin Sax said. “It is a question of intent, and here the picture is taken on stage, in public, and its purpose is not child pornography. It was not intended to promote pornography.”

Her crotch is about to be over-famed and will soon become as interesting as documentary on baking soda. Over it.

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Miley Cyrus 2010 MMVA (Much Music Video Awards) Performance – VIDEO and PICS

Miley Cyrus is once again making Pedo-Bear put a do not disturb sign on his office door. I am really growing bored with her crotch stroking antics and shopping her assets like a red light special, but everyone else is still wagging their finger at her.

This time she was trotted around the Much Music Video Awards in a tribal themed dance for “Can’t Be Tamed.”

What is really disturbing about this, besides her hollering into that mic, is that she is like Britney Spears dipped in Lindsay Lohan and sprinkled with Paris Hilton. Regardless, she followed it with “Party in the USA,” looking like her stylist was the elegant Latina who wore a hot pink strapless prom dress and black bra to proudly hanging out while digging through discount shower curtains at Big Lots.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Dolce and Gabbana Make Up Ads – PHOTOS

The first reaction to Scarlett Johansson’s new Dolce and Gabbana ads is HOLY AIRBRUSH BATMAN! They could have put a blond wig on a broom and let photoshop do the rest.

Is it just me or does the blue shadow photo make her look like Naomi Watts? She is naturally gorgeous, I don’t understand why they airbrushed her so much.

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