Tom Brady, You Look Ridiculous – PHOTOS

No real news besides the fact that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are spending the off season together in Brazil. They are a sickeningly sweet couple and are even starting to look like each other.

The duo are vacationing and hanging with some friends in Rio. Tom has been getting a ton of hate for his Bieber Hairdo, but it has now grown past The Bieb and into a frightening headband territory.

The long locks caused more of stir that his actual talent this year. During the football season, some of Tom’s biggest fans made fun of his boy band look. (Click HERE to see what Bill Simmons said about it…) It doesn’t look like he will be cutting it until he gets the green light from Gisele. He told Greg Hill that she was the reason for the ridiculous do. (Click HERE to see what The Patriot’s receiver Brandon Tate chided in regards to that…)

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Gisele Bundchen’s Breastfeeding Controvery

Yesterday, Gisele flapped her jaws and more ridiculousness fell out. It happens a lot. She managed to piss of the remaining 10% of women out there who didn’t mind sharing a planet with her.

In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, she gave her judgment that breastfeeding should be mandatory “worldwide law.”

“Some people (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think, ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

She went on to claim that her 8 hour natural birth of her son Benjamin “didn’t hurt in the slightest.” She must have a cast iron vagina. Anyway, Gisele Bundchen’s breastfeeding comments landed her in the middle of war zone. Furious women unleashed a backlash and criticized her for being judgmental and condescending. Since then she took to her blog to backpedal.

“My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law. Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child.”

I am not about to comment on breastfeeding, but I find that if you say, own it. The real question here is why is she relevant enough to be interviewed in Harpers?

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Gisele Bundchen Thinks Breastfeeding Should Be Mandatory

It’s bad enough we have to see a supermodel reclaim her world-famous figure just six weeks after giving birth, but now Gisele Bundchen is being quite vocal in her thoughts about how she believes breastfeeding should be mandatory for the first six months of a newborn’s life.

Per Us:

“Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

She’s not the first woman to advocate breastfeeding, though she may be the founding pioneer for nursing by law. Bundchen says that breastfeeding “really helped me keep my figure,” and was the reason she was able strut her stuff in a bikini just a few months after giving birth. But if there ever was such a law of the land, she would be the number one offender – Son Benjamin was only breastfed for three weeks.

“I probably should have persevered a bit longer than three weeks, but I can’t be sitting in Starbucks and breastfeeding because they (photographers) are taking pictures.”

Cracks me up when women who have one baby and are pretty new to the whole ‘mommy-thing’ think they are parenting experts and know just how every other mother should parent their children.

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Nude Celebrity Cover Controversy – PHOTOS

Celebs are stripping down left and right to pose nude for magazine covers. The age old adage “When everything else fails, take your top off,” has come into play for throngs of celebs.

Instead of eating bugs and going without a shower on shows like “I Famewhore, Give Me Relevancy!” aka “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” most of Hollywood has taken to nudity. It was once considered vulgar and a career low reserved for D-listers grasping for press. Now, everyone from Jennifer Aniston to John Lennon has posed nude for a magazine cover. Even spreads for Playboy are common in the celebrity world. Recently Crista Flanagan added her name to list of stars gone nude. (View Crista Flanagan’s Playboy spread pics by clicking HERE.)

So is it still taboo or is it tired?

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Costume Institute Gala – Emma Roberts Scary Skinny, Katy Perry Panty Peek and PHOTOS

The Costume Institute Gala Benefit is where you want to be seen and make a fashionable statement. It is more like the fashion equivalent of the Kentucky Derby. Bold avenues of new trends and styles can be made here…translation. Get out your questionable gear and go for it.

This year it was all about black, white and metallic mixes. The slit was a heavy trend on the red carpet. Emma Watson, Katy Perry, Kate Hudson (and her new boobies) all wore light hued ensembles that gave you a peek of leg. Katy may have let her peek-a-boo go to far as she accidentally revealed her nude panties. (I am just thankful she was wearing panties.) Let this be a lesson ladies!

Mila Kunis, Gisele Bundchen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Renee Zellweger, Sienna Miller and Kristen Stewart all embraced their dark side. Each lady wore a dark and deep blue or black hue. The Twilight star even rocked black polish on her fingers and toes.

It was a teen idol dominated night. Emma Watson, Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart held their own as some of the best dressed at the event. For being relatively young and new in the biz, they owned their looks. However, I am concerned as I see Emma Roberts’ scary skinny look. Her legs and arms look frail. I am hoping it is just the lighting, slimming black dress and youth that are giving the skeletal appearance.

Couples also took the chance to show unity. Sienna Miller and Jude Law walked the carpet and posed together as if a cheating scandal never turned their romance off. Despite claims of infidelity made by Courtney Love, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale also walked hand in hand. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake also made an over the top show. Jess didn’t let him out of her sight for long.

On the subject of Biel….what is going on with her hair?!? I have pulled things from bathroom drain that have looked more polished and clean. The over plumped pout isn’t helping, but girl….you need to have a talk with your hair stylist.

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Gisele Bundchen Post Baby Body – Photos

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As if you didn’t already hate on this woman with her long legs and weave of glory. After just 4 month since the birth of the Bunchen/Brady baby, Benjamin, (say that three times fast with a mouthful of Kashi) she is back to modeling. Gisele scored a campaign with Colcci and is back to giving her lip pucker/head tilt /mane in the wind face to the fashion world.

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Pregnant Gisele Bundchen Takes Baby Kayaking, Tom Brady Falls Out of Boat

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Remember when we told you Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were expecting a baby? Yea, it was like month ago. You can read about by clicking hereif you still care.

Though Brady denied that he and his supermodel wife were with child, turns out the gossipers of the world were right once again. (Cut to me patting myself on the back).

Via People:

“Gisele Bündchen is expecting and ‘ecstatic,’ She is due early next year.”

Zzzzzzzzzz….At least she will stop trying to steal Brady’s son with actress Bridget Moynahan.

If you have been reading the news today, you also know that Tom Brady was recently fished out of the Charles River in Massachusetts by an elementary school teacher. It seems Tom fell from a kayak he and Gisele were using to race a friend.

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Via WHDH TV:

“When they got near the star couple, they realized Tom was not in his kayak. He was in the water. Leeds helped pull Tom into the motor boat she was in.”

One must wonder if this is just the usual “Brady Baby Behavior?” Brady does have a track record for running out on (or swimming away from) the women he knocks-up.

Quotable via D-Listed:

“You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn’t remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He’s going to pull some ‘Who Huh Wha’ sh**!”

No One Wants to Buy Gisele Bundchen

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Vanity Fair and Harper’s Bazaar each had their worst selling issues when they featured Gisele Bundchen on their covers. Both magazines suffered a huge dip in single sales and were the worst of the year. Vanity Fair took a huge hit after featuring Bundchen on the cover. A wimpy 280,000 copies were bought which was the lowest sale for the magazine in 2 years. It come as a bit of surprise to the editors. In September of 2007 Gisele was in the top 3 best selling issues for the year.

Per Observer:

“It might be that she’s losing her looks,” quipped Vanity Fair spokeswoman Beth Kseniak.

Ouch. Bitter must be the new black.

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Tom Brady Denies Gisele Bundchen Pregnancy

Well… is she or isn’t she? Today, the answer appears to be no. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says there is no baby on the way for him and his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Hmm… but wasn’t it only a few days ago that Hollywood Dame, among others, were reporting that Gisele was indeed pregnant? RadarOnline.com also reported last week that Bundchen herself is telling friends she’s pregnant. In addition to that, rumors had been circulating that the Brady’s are expecting since Gisele and Tom were pictured walking into an OB-GYN office. So what gives, Tom? During an interview with AP, the football star talked about the importance of a wife and children, but when asked if he and Gisele were expecting he simply answered “No.”

Per OMG Yahoo:

“One is enough,” Brady said. “I have dogs and that’s all I need.”

Brady already have one child, 22-month-old son Jack, with his ex Bridget Moynahan. He could be lying about the possible bun in the oven, though. I seem to recall Tom Brady furiously denying any sort of an engagement between the couple on February 18th of this year – Before getting married eight days later. But his son is still under two years old so maybe he just wants some space between kids. Or time to enjoy his honeymoon life… Now forgive us for not exactly taking that as sufficient cause to call off the Bundchen Bump Watch. Remember – as The Who once sang “We Won’t Get Fooled Again!”

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

Princess Pelvis will no longer have to baby snatch Tom’s son. She will have her own to take on walkies and dress up in cute polos.

Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant according to Radar. She and Tom Brady recently celebrated their nuptials twice because Heidi Klum does it yearly so they wanted to get a head start. They first tied the knot in Santa Monica and then headed down to Costa Rica to do it again. At this wedding, the couples’ security went bananas on some paps and shot at them. (Read about that by clicking here.)

Per Radar:

“Gisele and Tom had two wedding ceremonies, and now she’s told close friends that she’s expecting their first baby together.”

I kinda figured they’d hire someone to do that. You know, thanks to SJP making surrogates hot and the fact that Gisele only makes cash from prancing on beaches in a thong. I can just picture it now. “Tommy cakes, hold the baby while I work it.”

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