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We haven’t had a good ole fashioned Gun Show in awhile, so Mark Wahlberg is giving us a peep at his man panties and ripped physique. The ‘Contraband’ star got his spray tan on while on his balcony in Miami.
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Back by popular demand, the Hollywood Dame Gun Show has returned! This is entirely and unabashedly a gratuitous post featuring ‘Teen Wolf’ star, Colton Haynes, shirtless.
The Kansas native showed off a well built bod while strolling on the beach in Malibu on Tuesday. I could go about the glory of each pectoral muscle, but that would just sound shallow. So here are some random facts to make you feel better about being a perv…
Here is your morning Would You Hit It? moment. Gerard Butler is like some body morphing manimal. He can be a bit paunchy one day and have the abs that look like a warm Cinnabon waiting for icing the next morning.
Details magazine has Glee’s Matthew Morrison shirtless and running around playing wet hotness on the beach. As if I need to expand upon the topic. I am sure the interview has tons of deep and insightful thoughts but when you have body like that…I don’t require you to be able to produce thoughts.
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Before you start packing up your sunscreen, rum, lube, beach towel and head out for a long weekend, Kellan Lutz gives us the gift of a Gun Show.
Kellan is built like a Greek god and walked out to his car from his Hollywood home to grab some stuff from his car. Now this is the type of man who has earned the right to walk around shirtless. (Editor’s Note: Would I would like to take this opportunity to mention that shirtlessness, like spandex, is a privilege not a right. So next time you feel the need to parade around with your lawn mower sans a top, ask yourself 2 simple questions… Am I douche and still trying to rock nipple rings, barb wire arm tattoos etc? Does any part of my stomach hang over my waist band? If you answered yes to any of those, then leave the shirt be and suck it up.)
Special thanks to Accidental Sexiness for sharing!
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It’s been awhile since we had a good old fashion Gun Show. James Marsden has come to the rescue. He is one actor I deem underrated. Perhaps he should try more shirtlessness.
Here are some of Hollywood Dame’s other Gun Shows: Nick Jonas, Hugh Jackman, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz or CLICK HERE FOR MORE.
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Nick Jonas spent the day with Lucie Jones at Thorpe Park in Surrey, England on Thursday, July 8. Nick’s costars from ‘Les Miserables’ spent the day enjoying some fun and getting wet on the park’s flume ride.
While I am over the age of 13 and therefore it is totally creepy of me to raise an eyebrow at the hot one from the Jonas Brothers, I can’t not look. Excuse me while I go say a few Hail Mary’s and donate my knockoff purse collection to needy but trendy hobos as penance.
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I feel extremely dirty analyzing this little boy’s hip bone. Seriously I feel like the police are going to break my door down and arrest me for being a pervy pedo. Regardless, let’s all talk about Justin Bieber’s tattoo.
The Bieb was frolicking on the beach with some friends on Saturday and his low riding shorts revealed a tattoo on his left hip bone. Isn’t that prime skin real estate for tramp stamps? At least it is not a butterfly. It is actually a bird which all of his family have. Most of the Bieber fam has them on their wrists.
Click HERE for more of Justin Beiber shirtless on the beach and talking about puberty.
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I am getting a severe case of the creepy pedos this morning. Nick Jonas is making me feel like a dirty old lady who occasionally peeks at the high school track team that runs by her house during the summer which then makes the dirty old lady feel like she has just committed a felony.
Anyway, Nick Jonas put on his best Baby Gap motorcycle tank top and did his no-slut strut around San Pedro Harbor. I look at photos teenage boys ripped like this and get a case of the sads for Justin Bieber.
It’s ok lil’ guy. Ladies dig the sensitive type. You can have chats about Sparkle-pires and flat irons together.
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We haven’t had a Gun Show in awhile and good ol’ Jake Gyllenhaal is giving us a fuzzy wuzzy show of Persian proportions. Obviously this is strictly gratuitous and has no real “news” value, but look at how yummy he is. You know me…I am a ho for a man with a bit of chest and likes to cook and will season my crepe pans. So when it comes to Jake, I love him and I get that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to nail to him. (Ten points if you can name the movie that quote came from.)
Sigh.
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