Hugh Hefner Saves the Hollywood Sign

Hugh Hefner isn’t nearly as poor as the carpet at the Playboy Mansion would have you think.

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The ‘Playboy Magazine’ magnate did his civic rich people duty this week and saved the infamous Hollywood Sign from possible development.

Via E!

“My childhood dreams and fantasies came from the movies, and the images created in Hollywood had a major influence on my life and Playboy,” says Hef. “As I’ve said before, the Hollywood sign is Hollywood’s Eiffel Tower and I am pleased to help preserve such an important cultural landmark.”

Hef’s current dreams likely center around mounds of silicon and a year’s supply of Viagra.

Hugh Hefner Kicks Shannon Twins Out Of Playboy Mansion

It seems Hugh Hefner’s Viagra prescription is on back-order.

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To suffice, Hefner announced via his Twitter account that the Shannon Twins, 20 year-old sisters Karissa and Kristina, are moving out of his ho-home (i.e The Playboy Mansion).

Via The Huffington Post:

“The Shannon Twins are growing up. They’re moving to the Playmate House with my blessing so they will be free to do other things.”

By “do other things” Hef likely means they will have to find another grandpa with a cheerleader complex to do their ho-stroll for.

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Benji Madden Dating Holly Madison

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Okay someone seriously needs to sit down with Benji Madden and give him the old ‘skank vs real women’ talk. Any takers? No? Ok, well I guess I will just have to do it. Good Charlotte’s Madden is reportedly secretly dating Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend Holly Madison. The pair was spotted at a coffee shop recently in Los Angeles getting a little cozy and apparently couldn’t seem to keep their hands to themselves.

Per Starpulse:

A bystander says, “He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time.”

Later that day, Madison was seen attending the opening of the Crystals Retail and Entertainment District at Las Vegas’ CityCenter. During the occasion, she admitted having a thing for Benji to “Life & Style.”

Per Life & Style:

“You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on. [Benji] is just someone I have a crush on…for now!”

Benji Benji Benji! Now you’re stuck with a golddigger… That is, until the next wrinkly old man with a tv show comes calling. I dunno what’s happening to you, Benji… First, Paris Hilton and now this one. Whats your deal with blond bimbos…?

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Marge Simpson Playboy Cover – See it Here!

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Hows this for your ‘wtf’ item of the day! E! Online reporter Marc Malkin confirmed that Marge Simpson, the iconic blue bee-hived cartoon TV mom of Bart, will appear naked on the November cover of Playboy magazine and will be featured in a special three-page spread. Ay Caramba! Marge isn’t going to pull any of that Heidi Montag stuff either by covering up the goods – Marge is going all the way! The November issue will also include an in-depth interview, all part of the 20th anniversary celebration for “The Simpsons.” Hugh Hefner had mentioned a while back on his Twitter page about a possible Marge-Playboy pairing.

Per Hugh Hefners’ Twitter:

“Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.”

Who knew he wasn’t joking? She’s been scantily clad on the Simpsons before, so this really isn’t too big of a jump. I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from photoshop. Now be honest, Damers: Who here isn’t the least big curious and will pick up Marge’s Playboy debut once it hits newsstands?

Image Via: TMZ

Kelly Osbourne and Megan Fox in Playboy

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Take it with a grain of proverbial salt. Hugh Hefner has been after Megan Fox for his nudey magazine for awhile. While having a bit of a chat, he and his Klingon hoes mentioned they wanted Fox and Kelly Osbourne for Playboy.

Per E! :

Hef simply says, “Megan is a fox.” The 83-year-old media tycoon’s new Girls Next Door—Crystal Harris, 23, and 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon—agree, but they’re just as hot for the looking-better-than-ever Kelly Osbourne…

“She’s losing weight and she’s blond now,” Crystal said of Ozzy and Sharon’s younger daughter. “She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked.” Karissa concurred: “Yeah! We want to see Kelly Osbourne naked!”

Is it strange I rather see Kelly Osbourne nude over Megan Fox? I kinda picture Megan’s no-no to be 4 feet in diameter and bears its teeth until you sacrifice a goat or woodland creature.

Lindsay Lohan Contemplating Playboy; Kate Gosselin Turns It Down

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Well, at least there is one so called celebrity out there with a little bit of self respect. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900kto pose for “Playboy” and is considering it. This isn’t the first time that “Playboy” would have approached Lohan, as they approached her back in 2008, with an offer of $700,000 that she turned down. Maybe if the up the ante a little bit by throwing in some booze and coke they just might have themselves a deal. We’ve already had the unfortunate opportunity to see Lohan nude once before in 2008, when she bared it all in “New York” magazine, so this really is bad timing on Hugh Hefners’ part, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen… Many, many times!

In other “Playboy” related news, at least one semi-celebrity has enough decency to turn down the offer. Kate Gosselin has been said to have received a letter from Hefner, offering her $400k for a spread in an upcoming interview. She reportedly turned down the offer, being mortified at the thought and claiming she would never do such a thing for the sake of her 8 children. “Playboy” is jumping on the reality-star bandwagon, with having the press-seeking Heidi Montag and Aubrey O’Day recently posing for their magazine. I’m proud of Kate for turning it down, staying true to her word that she is doing things for the kid’s sake.

Kendra Wilkinson’s Baby Bump Photo

After Kendra Wilkinson confirmed she was in fact pregnant (click here to read about that), she shared a photo of her baby bump on her blog.

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It’s adorable that she is so excited. (She does know how are born right?) Congrats to the happy couple.

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Kendra Wilkinson is Pregnant

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Oh this worries me. Kendra Wilkinson and her fiancé Hank Baskett are going to have a baby. Kendra will be responsible for tiny human being. This was a woman who was outwitted by the U.S. postal services after not knowing she needed to put stamps on letters. Regardless, in clearly rep written statement, Kendra announced that she is pregnant.

Per E!:

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together,” she just told me. “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

Baskett and Wilkinson are going to be exchanging vows before Kendra gives birth. In fact the two are due marry on June 27th at the Playboy mansion. Ex “boyfriend,” Hugh Hefner, is rumored to be walking her down the aisle to the tune of “Dirrty” by Christina Aguilera. Ok..ok..ok I am joking. Her brother will actually be walking her down the aisle.

Quotables:

The Superficial – “Let’s put this news into more relevant forms based on gender. Guys: Breasts get big. Soon.”

Celebitchy – “Congratulations to Kendra and Hank and I’m sure there are many trips to the Olive Garden planned in their immediate future.”

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Lisa Rinna in Playboy

This will never ever happen while Hugh Hefner still has a pulse and hasn’t gone insane from syphilis.

Lisa Rinna insists she would love to do a spread for Playboy. This ho used to be Billy on “Days of Our Lives” and then moved on to “Dancing with the Stars” and hosting crappy award shoes with Joey Fatone. Extra asked if she was entertaining the idea of stripping for the magazine. Being a good little media whore she replied:

“I’m the worst liar on the planet, I can’t lie, so… I think that could be a yes.”

She can give up that dream. Unless Playboy decides to run a ’Plastic Surgery Cyborgs’ addition, she’ll have to take her pool-floaty toy lips somewhere else.

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett Engaged

Hugh Hefner’s ex girlfriend, one of them anyway, is engaged to Phildelphia Eagles player Hank Baskett. Kendra Wilkinson is now spoken for.

Hank popped the question at the top of the Space Needle. Hugh is happy for her and is even going to host the wedding at his Mansion. They are planning the nuptials for this spring. Baskett got down on one knee and asked her to marry him in front of both their families. Reps haven’t confirmed the news, but Hugh Hefner has.

“Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with,” Hefner tells Us. “He popped the question last Saturday.

“I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June,” he continued.

Very romantic. *Shrugs* Beats getting proposed to in a monkey cage at the Indianapolis zoo. Just saying. Ahem.

Source: Us Weekly