2012 People’s Choice Awards Recap

In case you missed it, the 2012 People’s Choice Awards – hosted by ‘Big Bang Theory’s’ Kaley Cuoco – aired last night, live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Some of the stars and celebs in attendance: Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jason Segel, Jason Biggs, David Boreanaz, Elisha Cuthbert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Morgan Freeman, Paul Wesley, Ashley Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Liam Hemsworth, Julianne Hough, Terrence Howard, Vanessa Hudgens, Ewan McGregor and Ian Somerhalder. Here’s what happened during the show…

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Colin Farrell, Robert Pattinson, Drew Barrymore – Gay Hollywood

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The lovely team at Celebitchy featured the National Enquirer story that delves into who is gay in Hollywood. With reasoning like “he played a homosexual in a movie” and “he likes to dance” as their evidence of being a closeted gay…you can imagine how much this amuses me.

I only be but a humble a blogger (you have to say it like a pirate), but their list is laughable. Come…giggle with me:

*Zac Efron : The tabloid claims that because he is big into musicals, dancing and singing…this makes him gay. He has been dating his co-star, Vanessa Hudgens, for years and they claim she is a contractual beard.

*Selma Blair: This from ‘Cruel Intentions’ is their biggest backing along with a failed marriage.

*Courtney Love: Gay, straight…whatever she is isn’t what interests me. It’s who is willing to stick their naught parts near her claws that is the real question.

*Lance Armstrong: This stemmed from the time he was hanging out with Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal while wearing coordinating outfits and doing beach workouts together. He has several children and an even longer list of ladies he has bedded.

*Tommy Lee: Here we have a man slut who strikes me as the type to poke anything pretty with a pulse.

*Sienna Miller: Really? She is like penis magnet. Married…unmarried…English..Welsh… I am pretty sure to be a lesbian you can’t have a peen fetish.

*Anderson Cooper: Probably because he and his boyfriend have been photographed together?

*Ryan Seacrest: WHAT?!? No way! He dated Teri Hatcher for an entire day! (Please note sarcasm.)

*Colin Farrell: Again… with the logic of: he did a gay sex scene in film and thusly he is gay. He is also a huge supporter of the gay community and that is probably due to the fact his brother is gay. He actually just attended his bro’s wedding a few weeks ago.

*Hugh Jackman: He is one multi-faceted man. Jackman can grab some hair gel and become Wolverine one minute and the next he is singing show tunes with Beyonce while wearing gold lame pants. He is also married with several adopted children.

*Kevin Spacey : This I believe. My gaydar goes on red alert upon seeing him, but more importantly is the fact he has been seen in the notorious gay cruising area in London on several occasions. He even claimed he was “mugged” in the area at 4:30 in the morning. Photos of him de-panting a young man on his lap don’t help either. (See below by clicking “Read More…” at the bottom.)

*Alex Trebeck: Been married twice and is claimed to be a bit of a womanizer. Maybe it’s a bluff. Maybe I don’t care.

*Tyra Banks & Kimora Lee Simmons: They both get the tag because they have jobs related to fashion.

*Adam Lambert: Obviously…he came out as preferring the company of men in Rolling Stone.

*Neil Patrick Harris: Umm…he is openly gay so I am not sure why they feel they needed to out someone who is already out and more flamboyant that Elton John’s fanny pack. Regardless…I adore him and I give him accolades for being so damn adorable.

*Megan Fox : Obviously this ho will spread for male, female and manimal if it gets her some attention.

*Vin Diesel : He has stated that he wanted to only “date in Europe” because they know about the “code of silence.” Vin has been dating Paloma Jimenez for years. He has a daughter who was born on April 2, 2008. But having babies and beards doesn’t always equal a straight man.

*Cher : Here we have one of the reigning queens of the gay icons. Her fan base is stereotypically gay. Her daughter, formerly Chastity now Chaz, stepped out as gay and is currently undergoing a sex change.

*Kirstie Alley : The Enquirier states that she is chubby and hasn’t been in any kind of relationship outside of cheeseburger loving in years. She is an outspoken Scientologist and they aren’t very gay friendly so maybe she isn’t gay or straight…maybe she is Clay Aiken-ish.

*Barry Manilow : Well…he was once married 1964 to Susan Deixler, but the wedding was annulled in 1965. Since then he has enjoyed the company of young buff men.

*Pink: She is buff and has the image of a tranny, but her marriage to Carey Hart seems legit.

*Drew Barrymore: During interviews she isn’t afraid to talk about how much she likes boobies and women’s bodies. It may land her in the maybe category, but Drew strikes me as the type to marry a sex toy and call it good.

*Jamie Foxx: His arrogance may land him in the catty queen category, but the gay rumors were started by a woman he dumped.

*Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Dude lives alone and plays video games all day so in the eyes of the Enquirer, he is gay. If that logic is true, then every single male in the world is homo too.

*Kate Moss: Cokey loves her some 3somes and orgies so I think it’s safe to say she’d hump anything with pulse.

*Robert Pattinson: He once made a joke that he was gay and played a gay man in the movie ‘Little Ashes.’

Notice some of the bigger names that have the gay connotation? Jake Gyllenhaal is a favorite of gay speculation but, as Celebitchy pointed out, he among a few others are noticeably missing. So before you pay $2.95 for the scoop on who is gay in Hollywood remember that the logic behind their assumption. If one is gay for playing a gay man then Robert Downey Jr. is actually Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes…Julia Roberts is actually a hooker and Will Smith has saved the planet from aliens on several occasions.

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Hugh Jackman Gun Show – Photos

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Hellllllooooo Wolverine! Hugh Jackman hit the beach and put on a lovely gun show to ease the pain of your Monday morning. Alas, with furry man candy above and below, I could be writing about the secret of life (pecan waffles) or where the Holy Grail is located (Wal-Mart) and no one will know because you are all getting your perv on with Hugh.

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Swine Flu and Celebrities

So there is a small epidemic of swine flu growing into a huge problem. Typically things like this are a passing trend. Swine is the new SARS.

Everyone in Mexico is sporting face masks and are going full force on hand washing. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are south of the boarder and I am pretty sure Spencer is the cause of the outbreak. After getting married again they most annoying beings on earth headed down to Cabo for a pre-honeymoon excursion. Don’t get too excited…they are taking precautions and wearing masks like everyone else. Heidi is working on a new video which will be an epic failure, but something to laugh at in the near future.

Speaking of morons who should be forced to wear helmets….Paris Hilton feels she is safe from the swine flu because she doesn’t eat pork. A TMZ photog caught up with Hilton and asked her if she was worried about it. She replied with:

“I don’t eat that.”

Oh come on P. You aren’t fooling anyone denying your penchant for pork. By the way, swine flu is passed from human to human and pigs don’t have to be involved. Kinda like chicken pox aren’t contracted from poultry.

Sadly Hugh Jackman won’t betting his Wolverine pimping done in Mexico. The star of the X-Men spin-off is postponing his trip thanks to the epidemic. This stand up fella recently bought coffee and breakfast pastries for 800 people who waited over night for the Arizona opening of the film. Mexico will have to wait for their surprise donuts because Jackman is concerned for everyone’s health.

Per Us:

“I’m a movie fan, I love movies, but they’re just movies at the end of the day — and there are other things that are way more important, such as people’s safety. It’s very tragic what’s going on down there…I’m worried for them.”

Aww…now that is some celebrity good-doing I can get behind. Well, you know me. Anything involving delicious pastries is my bag.

However, the swine flu isn’t just Mexico’s problem. The virus is starting to spread to the U.S. According to the latest reports, two men in California have died from the outbreak. At this moment a total 69 cases of swine flu have been confirmed in the states. The death toll in Mexico has climbed to over 150. Arnold Schwarzenegger has officially declared a state of emergency. New York has even reported 28 cases. A case of swine flu has also possibly come from Orlando’s Disney World. It takes 24-48 hours to confirm a case so it is unclear if it has spread to the Magical Kingdom.

There is a dose of “real” news for you. Now that you’re all scared of pigs and hungry for pastries who’s up for some donuts?

Robert Pattinson and Hugh Jackman Duet

Believe or not this one is true. No, the two aren’t cranking out a CD. They were doing karaoke.

So here is the story. Robert Pattinson was in Tokyo pimping “Twilight” while Hugh Jackman was there to do promos for the “Australia” premiere. While indulging in some free time, Hugh ran into Sparklepants at a bar (big surprise). They ended up doing karaoke along with the rest of the cast of the vampire saga.

Via E! News:

“Jackman’s rep confirms my exclusive Tokyo scoop. “Hugh was there celebrating completion of his promo tour for Australia with director Baz Luhrmann and friends and the fact that the film is just going over $200 million box-office worldwide!” the rep tells me. “About 1a.m., the cast of Twilight came in and they all joined in.”

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart singing show tunes with Edward Cullen and Wolverine sounds like an acid trip. However, I would have paid cold hard cash to see Pattinson and Jackman in matching gold lame pants and singing “Love Shack.”

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The Best and Worst Oscar Moments

While I am pretty much a nobody, I couldn’t help but give my two cents on last night’s Oscar ceremony. Here is my opinion of the best and worst Oscar highlights:

The Worst:

-The Fashion: While I am not an expert when it comes to fashion like the Dame, I have to say that Beyonce looked like a Tranny Mess on the red carpet. Her looked was usurped only by Mickey Rourke, who I swear is Pat, the lesbian that lives down the street from me. Jessica Biel looked like she was waiting for lobster to be served; she came complete with her own bib.

- The Pre-Show Bru-ha-ha: I couldn’t bear to spend more than 30 seconds looking at Lisa Rinna on the red carpet, so I was stuck dealing with pretty Ryan Seacrest and What’s-Her-Face over on E! Ryan naturally dazzled with the most awkward line of questions, but no moment was as stellar as Seacrest speaking with the kids from “Slumdog Millionaire”…who didn’t speak English…at all. Ryan’s answer to this: ask the same question again, REALLY LOUD, then smile and ask some more questions after you’ve been told they don’t speak English. This ranks up there with Seacrest trying to high five blind guys on “American Idol.”

- Mickey Rourke loses best actor award to Sean Penn: In all honesty, I didn’t see either of their performances. However, I had $20 on the amount of F bombs Rourke would drop in his acceptance speech. Since he lost, I am out the $20 and saddened that I will never know the answer.

-Tilda Swinton eyebrowlessness: Good gracious! When the ladies presenting the Best Supporting Actress Oscar came out, I nearly had a stroke. The camera hit Swinton and I thought an emaciated Gwyneth Paltrow had come to take my soul! For a moment, I thought she was dead and they were just propping her up there “Weekend At Bernie’s” style. Honestly, where did your eyebrows go? Find them before next year or don’t come back!

- Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens sing with Hugh Jackman, Beyonce, and two people who were in “Mama Mia,” I guess: Their revival of “The Musical” only made me want to burn my copy of Grease, pour acid in my ears, and sell my soul in order for it to end. Honestly, there wasn’t enough wine in Napa for me to make it through that montage. Thankfully, the child-proof cap prevented me from getting the pills open before it ended. Hugh, you owe me eight minutes of my life back.

The Best:

-Sank You: Only a few awards into the evening, a little man who barely spoke English won an Oscar. I feel like a complete tool because I can’t remember his name or the award. All I remember was his smile and his repeating “Sank you!” over and over. It was nice.

-Angelina gives Jen a smile: There was no couple on the red carpet more awkward than Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. In fact, Seth Rogan had better chemistry with Judd Apatow who was there with his wife. During the award for best animated film, the camera cut to Angie just in time for us to see her throw a smile in Jennifer Aniston’s direction. My conclusion-she was smiling at her Kung-Fu Panda co-star, Jack Black while asking herself, “Why the hell is she wearing a braid in her hair?” about Aniston.

- Robert Pattinson on the red carpet, presenting, and starring in my dirty dream that night: I am sorry. I know he’s barely been in anything, he’s dirty, yadda, yadda, yadda. Say what you will, the Oscar producers knew what they were doing by asking him to attend. I can name eight people who watched the show just to see him in a tux and clean (and I am not counting the voices in my head). I didn’t see anyone else from “Twilight” there. You want to know why? Because he is hot. Thank you.

- Ben Stiller does Joaquin Phoenix: Stiller has these moments of bloody brilliance and this was one of them. Occasionally he will do something that appears no one else gets. Many of the celebrities at the Oscars last night didn’t seem to get his joke either out of “respect” for Phoenix or because they are too lame to watch Letterman or read the Dame. I got it. And it was funny. Well played Mr. Stiller, well played. It was the only moment of the night that made me laugh hard enough to nearly spill the wine…nearly.

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X-Men Weekend!

Instead of sending me roses, Fox is sending me beautiful Hugh Jackman and other sexy mutants. All I can say is thank you. Starting Sunday night!! three 60-second spots will air on Fox. According to Coming Soon.net,

Together, with one spot leading into the next, the spots will form a narrative revealing the origins of Wolverine, and the epic revolution that pits him and other legends of the X-Men universe against powerful forces determined to eliminate them.

To me, this just tells me I am going to see a half-naked Hugh Jackman for three nights in a row. And possibly Ryan Reynolds. Thank you, yes please! I am already a fan of the “X-Men” franchise (even the last one wasn’t so bad), so this is like handing candy to a baby.

To go with these spots, is a new promotional poster, seen here. Liev Schreiber is featured in it as “Victor Creed”, aka “Gambit”.

I would get prepared for more promotional posters, trailers and the like, as “X-Men: Origins” is coming out May 1st, 2009 and now is the time to promote the movie! I am ready, are you??

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Robert Pattinson Voted Most Attractive Male

It’s an honor that’s taken 12 months for votes to be accumulated. “The Most Attractive and Most Elegant” polls on Hello Magazine’s website draw voters in by the thousands, attracting well over half a million votes. Britney Spears newly rejuvenated career was met with taking first place in the Most Attractive Female category, coming in with an impressive 43% of the votes. The 27-year-old who is riding the Comeback Train of 2008-2009 even beat out one of her toughest competitors, Angelina Jolie, who came in second with only 25% of the votes. In the Most Attractive Male category, it should be no surprise that “Twilight” vampire hottie Robert Pattinson came out on top with 39% of the votes. I wonder how many Twilighters sat at their computer voting over and over for hours each day (myself included!) to make this happen!?! Voting in this category was tight, with second place going to “Doctor Who’s” David Tennant with 39% of the votes.

Other contenders included Hugh Jackman and Brad Pitt, with whom Pattinson won by over 20 times more votes. The UK talent was in full force, with the rest of the top 5 going to fellow British actors Hugh Laurie, Orlando Bloom, and Daniel Craig. For the second year in a row, Madonna was awarded the Most Elegant Woman title with 27% of the votes. Sarah Michelle Gellar gave the material girl a run for her money, coming in at second place with only 24% of the votes. The winners were announced earlier today.

Aside from Sparklepants….someone has terrible taste.

Hugh Jackman Sexiest Man Alive Cover

Here he is…sexiest man alive! Hugh Jackman was named people’s sexiest man alive. I guess the competition for sexiest dead guys isn’t as appealing.

Anyway, Hugh and his Wolverine hotness are tearing up the yummy-men-meter. Yes, I have one. I got it from Bed Bath and Beyond. Other picks by People include:

Daniel Craig
Jon Hamm
Zac Efron
Robert Buckley
Blair Underwood
Ed Westwick
Michael Phelps
Blake Shelton
Lang Lang
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Javier Bardem
Robert Pattinson
Joshua Jackson
David Beckham

I am not sure about some of these. Michael Phelps gets in by his body alone. He takes the butter-face award. And Zach Morris is on the list? Do they have a time machine at People? And Zac Efron? WTF? He wins because he is the prettiest on the list.

Sunday Rose Kidman Photo and Video

She is going to be gorgeous.

Nicole Kidman shared a photo of her daughter, Sunday Rose, on Oprah. She was to shill the new film “Australia” costarring Hugh Jackman. The mystery of the name Sunday was also explained.

(The good stuff is about 3 and a half minutes in.)

“Because my dad, we are all sitting around and I was 3 months maybe 4 months pregnant and we were like what name…what name…we wanna have a name. And we found out the sex of the baby because I wanted to know. And suddenly my dad there’s the patron of the arts called Sunday Reed. And we loved that name, but Sunday is Keith and I’s….that’s our favorite day.“

Well…ok. Pabst is my favorite beer. So any Cara offspring will be named Pabst Afternoon Delight Gyllenhaal. (In this scenario it is an offspring of Jake Gyllenhaal. It‘s make believe people.)

Source and Image Via: Huffington Post