Cancel that back ordered leopard print muumuu. Jessica Simpson has finally given birth after being pregnant for 17 trimesters. (I’ll be honest…I lost count after the admission she eats buttered Pop-Tarts.)
Jessica Simpson Stole Christian Louboutin Design
April 5, 2012 By 1 Comment
That title should have an obligatory “?” behind it, but it is painfully obvious that Jessica Simpson’s ‘Evangel’ pump is the basement baby twin of Christian Louboutin’s ‘Staratata.’
Jessica Simpson’s Baby Name Is…
March 15, 2012 By 1 Comment
I would have bet money on Maple Butter Blondie being Jessica Simpson’s baby name. Instead, she went the way of menstrual pad for name inspiration.
For awhile I was convinced this girl was actually going to give birth to a deep corn dog that had been rolled in sprinkles, dipped in ice cream, battered, re-fried and drenched in caramel. It looks she actually has a full grown toddler in her belly, so she is making the baby press rounds before she craps that baby friend out. After posing nude for Elle, she teased that they had picked out a baby name and confessed that “most people won’t get it.”
In Touch swooped in to rob her of her weird baby name thunder…
Jessica Simpson Pregnant and Nude on Elle – PHOTO
March 7, 2012 By 2 Comments
I thought we were all over the nude pregnancy photos? Apparently Jessica Simpson missed the memo (or fears the fax machine because it is a Trojan Horse of evil) and is naked and photoshopped beyond recognition on Elle.
Simpson has billion dollar fashion empire so every argument I have is invalid, but I kinda feel bad for this kid. In a Snooki is also having babies kinda way…
Jessica Simpson Eating Buttered Pop Tarts
January 11, 2012 By 2 Comments
Jessica Simpson is talking about the amount of crap she is inhaling during her pregnancy. Judging by the picture, she looks to be about 14 months along and is due in the spring. One of her cravings has been buttered Pop Tarts. The image may be terrifying, but Paula Deen is writing that shiz down for her next cookbook.
Jessica Simpson’s $3M Dollar Baby
December 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
With a baby on the way and a booming career, Jessica Simpson has signed a very big deal with Weight Watchers to be their new spokeswoman… And you’ll never guess how much they’re paying her!
Katy Perry Pregnant ?!
November 9, 2011 By 2 Comments
Not trying to add fuel to the rumor fire, but it seems as if Katy Perry has a little bit of a baby bump going on after pictures of her from the MTV European Music Awards surfaced! Could this be a sign that she is putting on a little bit of weight? Or is she preggers!? Check out the pictures and judge for yourself.
Jessica Simpson’s Debuts Huge Baby Bump – PHOTOS
October 24, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson may have to reduce her pregnancy confirmation rate. Papa Joe Simpson must be on vacation because Jess strolled her baby bump before cashing a check from a tabloid. She is either trolling with Beyonce’s or Simpson has a baby friend in her belly. Of course there is always the possibility she won a corn dog eating contest.
Jessica Simpson Demands $500,000 for Pregnancy Confirmation
October 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson is still trying to pretend that bulge she is carrying around is just a gigantic crotch purse in order to cash in on her baby. #classy You don’t get to be a billionaire by having morals…or standards. (Damn, I should be rich be now.)
Jess and Creepy Papa Joe Simpson are demanding half a million from magazines in order to be the one who gets to announce the obvious.
Johnny Depp “Raped” by Photo Shoots
October 4, 2011 By 1 Comment
In a classic case of ‘Omg, are you friggin’ kidding me??’, Johnny Depp has done what every celebrity does once or twice (or in Jessica Simpson’s case, a dozen times) in their career – Opened their mouth and said something completely and utterly ridiculous… Something crazy enough to make you stop and say ‘Wait, what?’ In his November Vanity Fair cover story, Depp has undoubtly raised the ire of feminists everywhere by comparing photo shoots to rape.
