John Mayer After Sandra Bullock for ‘Friends with Benefits’

The awesome team over at Celebitchy has brought a tale that will make you laugh and throw some shade at John Mayer.

Mayer is a notorious slut and has been looking like a bloated/budget Johnny Depp lately. He has been linked to Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and a brief alleged affair with Food Network’s Giada De Laurentiis (click HERE for that story…) in the past few months and has allegedly set his sights on a classier A-List woman. According to In Touch, John thinks he has a chance at hooking up with Sandra Bullock. (Maniacal laughter ensues.)

“John is trying hard to get fixed up with Sandra,” a mutual friend tells In Touch. And according to a pal, in typical John fashion, he’s got an ulterior motive. Following a string of high-profile romances that all ended badly, the singer is eager to repair his reputation, and he thinks that dating America’s Sweetheart will improve his “love them and leave them” image, says the pal. “John likes dating famous women, it’s a turn on for him,” explains the pal. “And who’s more famous than Sandra Bullock? He knows Sandra’s probably not going to date him, but he did offer to enter a friends-with-benefits situation.”

Of course Sandra “laughed” off the offer and turned down the chance to visit his crab circus. That is…if the offer ever happened. A friend of John’s stated that he never “targeted” Bullock and called the mag’s reports total BS.

I am guessing he wanted to ride Sandra’s good girl image and the “friend” is probably just John with a fake Australian accent denying the report.

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Giada di Laurentiis Speaks Out About The John Mayer Affair Rumors

Giada di Laurentiis just did an interview with Redbook Magazine and she had A LOT to say about rumors that she cheated on her husband Todd Thompson with John Mayer. After an eyewitness told Star Magazine that Giada and John were “canoodling” at an NYC party in November and “looked like two people who were going to go home together,” both parties denied it. Now, Giada has something to say about the incident.

Per NYDailyNews:

“The John Mayer incident was completely unexpected. I was shocked. And not so much for me, but for my husband and family,” De Laurentiis, 40, told Redbook magazine. “Todd was embarrassed that his family in Michigan would see it and think, ‘What is going on over there in Hollywood?’”

“I haven’t had any contact with John Mayer in three years. You know how you’ll briefly get introduced to somebody? Maybe we chatted for five minutes, but I wouldn’t consider that intimate,” she said.

“I think the only things that could have possibly tied us together is that we were at the same hotel that weekend in question. Which, by the way, my husband was with me there as well.”

If the rumors are false then why is she talking about it now and broadcasting it to every media channel that will listen? This happened more than 2 months ago and Mayer has been accused of sleeping with 5 other women since then. Time to move on…

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Katy Perry And Russell Brand Almost Never Happened Due To John Mayer!

The Katy Perry-Russell Brand wedding was one of the biggest and most talked about celeb weddings of 2010. It almost never came true as well as their relationship almost failed to exist. It’s all because of another promiscuous celebrity musician that could have changed the course of their wedded bliss. Just before Perry met Brand, she ran into John Mayer after a Jay-Z concert. They both met Jay-Z at MSG and the couple was said to have hit it off instantly.

Per E!:

“John thought she was so hot and fun and was into her,” the insider recounts. “They were so flirty and all over each other that night at the bar, they really liked each other. Their personalities just clicked and they were flirting and dancing and it was on.”

The couple stayed late at the bar then parted ways for the night. For the next few days they exchanged several texts and emails but soon after she met Russell Brand at the MTV awards and lost contact with Mayer. The rest of the story has played out in the media like a book. It would be crazy to think of a Katy Perry-John Mayer wedding… but we’d probably hear what she’s like in bed!

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John Mayer Has His Eye On Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria’s divorce isn’t even finalized and already, John Mayer is reportedly hot on her trail!

Per PopEater:

“John is crazy about Eva,” a friend of the crooner tells me. “There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

But will Eva bite?

“No way is Eva thinking of another man right now,” a friend of the actress tells me. “Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”

At least she’s taking time to get past her broken heart before becoming the next scorned patient at the free clinic.

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John Mayer Dating Eva Longoria?!?

Well…almost.

According to our friends at Popeater, John Mayer can’t wait to send Eva Longoria to the free clinic a few times.

Sources close to the singer have revealed that he’s crazy about Longoria who is currently in the midst of a nasty divorce with husband and NBA star Tony Parker (CLICK HERE to read about that).

“John is crazy about Eva. There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

Hmmm…perhaps couples therapists should have this made into a sign and hung above their door.

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Jennifer Aniston About To Make A HUGE Mistake?

…And no, I don’t mean by giving John Mayer another chance, thankfully! Jennifer Aniston is about to make a big mistake and it’s because of advice that her new best buddy, Chelsea Handler, has given her. Chelsea is telling Jen that it’s time to start fresh – with love, life… and hair!

Per PopEater:

It looks like Jen is being encouraged to let her hair down, a bit of advice that Chelsea is taking literally. “She’s trying to convince Jen it’s finally time to cut off all that hair and start over.”

Hair?! What?!! Chelsea is a bad influence – bad idea!! What do you think?

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John Mayer and Giada De Laurentiis Affair

I am going to start my career on the Food Network because all these tv cooks are getting more rump than a public toilet seat. Star is claiming that John Mayer is sampling Giada De Laurentiis’ meatloaf in hotel suites. This follows a report that January Jones of ‘Mad Men’ fame had an affair with Bobby Flay (click HERE for that story…

Giada is married to fashion designer Todd Thompson and they have a 2 year old little girl. However, the rag claims that she and Mayer hooked up at The Standard hotel in New York.

“John had one hand on the small of her back,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They looked like two people who were going to go home together.”

Later that night, another eyewitness saw them at the nearby Hotel Gansevoort, where they disappeared into a suite
together!”

John Mayer is like 6 different kinds of slutty so I don’t doubt that he would nail anything with pulse. However, Giada seems like and Italian Tinkerbell and incapable of such levels side nasty, but a blind item ran last year that fits incredibly well….

“Spectacular is the one word to describe today’s blind. This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn’t shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public.”

Star actually asked her about bedding John and of course she denied that she exchanged anything beyond pleasantries with him.

When approached by Star for comment, a giggling Giada admitted, “I was at The Standard that night.” But she insists she’s not cooking up trouble with John — and didn’t even see him that night: “I’ve met him and he’s a great guy, but I just like his music. That’s all.”

Taylor Swift Opens Up About Relationships with Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer

It only took a matter of days before Taylor Swift found herself having to explain to the world, via Ellen Degeneres, her relationship with hottie Jake Gyllenhaal.

Since The Dame broke the story, and then went on a bender, Swift and Jakey have kept a low-profile regarding a possible relationship after the two were spotted getting cozy backstage at Saturday Night Live and in and around NYC in the days that follow.

To me, this relationship comes as no surprise as Swift has a new album, ‘Speak Now,’ to promote while Gyllenhaal is about to start a press tour for his new film, ‘Love and Other Drugs.’ Free PR never hurt anyone, right?

While promoting the album on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, Taylor tried her best, but was unable to deny rumors of a possible relationship with the ‘Prince of Persia’ star.

Via US Weekly:

“I’m always optimistic about love…always, sometimes.”

“But right now you are [optimistic]?” DeGeneres asked.

“Well, why wouldn’t anyone be?” Swift answered.

“Especially if your boyfriend is Jake Gyllenhaal, because he is very handsome,” DeGeneres teased. “Y’all are just hanging out though right?”

“You have a picture of us on the screen, don’t you?” Swift retorted.

And the denial didn’t stop there. Ellen went on to ask Swift if her song, ‘Dear John,’ was indeed about her rumored relationship with the much older, John Mayer.

Swift told DeGeneres the track “could be” a “Dear John” about Mayer. “That song kind of is what it is,” she quipped.

“OK, great,” DeGeneres chirped. “We know the answer now. It’s about him [John Mayer]. You didn’t dispute it so obviously…”

Swift’s new album is currently available in stores while Gyllenhaal’s movie, ‘Love and Other Drugs’ opens November 24.

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Is There A Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and John Mayer Love Triangle?

Kim Kardashian has been working her ho-stoll-moves on both Kanye West and John Mayer, being linked to both of them recently. She and Kanye were reportedly seen at a restaurant called Bijan’s Bistro in Chicago on Tuesday getting quite close!

Per InTouch:

Brian Schyler, a local jazz singer who was also dining at the late-night restaurant, tells In Touch exclusively, “Kanye had his arm around her all evening!” And Kim sat extra-close to Kanye until the wee hours of the morning. “He was rubbing her knee all night — they definitely looked like a couple,” Brian tells In Touch.

But other sources say Kim has been going out with John lately, known more for his insatiable appetite for women than his actual music.

Per TMZ:

One source close to Kim tells us it’s “nothing serious” … yet — but she thinks John is a “really cool guy.”

Well, she did say she was ‘down for some hook-ups‘ recently! Meanwhile, Kim will reportedly be celebrating her 30th birthday tonight at a club called Glo in New York City. And one of the highlights of the party will be Kim’s million-dollar birthday cake. Seriously! A jeweler is going to encrust the cake with well over a million dollars in loose diamonds. The people making the cake want to break the record for the most expensive birthday cake ever made, which was $1.65 million.

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Taylor Swift Slams John Mayer in New Song

Taylor Swift is like a basket full of kittens and it baffles me as to why Robo-Douchebags like Kanye West and John Mayer feel the need to make her cry. It also baffles me as to why T. Squints would let Mayer play with her My Little Pony palace in the first place, but a new song from her latest album, ‘Speak Now,’ is reportedly directed at John.

“They’re all made very clear,” Swift said about her penchant for taking revenge via song. “Every single song is like a roadmap to what that relationship stood for, with little markers that maybe everyone won’t know, but there are things that were little nuances of the relationship, little hints. And every single song is like that. Everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out emails on this one.”

In the song, “Dear John” she laments about an older man taking advantage of her 19 year old innocence. Swift and Mayer were rumored to be dating while working on a duet together. Taylor didn’t believe that John’s face belongs on a box of Summer’s Eve and let him break her little glitter covered heart .

“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” A second version of the chorus includes the lines: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.

“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine/You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can’.”

I side with Taylor, but gurl…you have got to grow thicker skin and let your lady version of testicular fortitude drop. The adorable innocence thing isn’t cute past the age of 20.

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