John Mayer Has His Eye On Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria’s divorce isn’t even finalized and already, John Mayer is reportedly hot on her trail!

Per PopEater:

“John is crazy about Eva,” a friend of the crooner tells me. “There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

But will Eva bite?

“No way is Eva thinking of another man right now,” a friend of the actress tells me. “Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”

At least she’s taking time to get past her broken heart before becoming the next scorned patient at the free clinic.

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John Mayer Dating Eva Longoria?!?

Well…almost.

According to our friends at Popeater, John Mayer can’t wait to send Eva Longoria to the free clinic a few times.

Sources close to the singer have revealed that he’s crazy about Longoria who is currently in the midst of a nasty divorce with husband and NBA star Tony Parker (CLICK HERE to read about that).

“John is crazy about Eva. There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

Hmmm…perhaps couples therapists should have this made into a sign and hung above their door.

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Jennifer Aniston About To Make A HUGE Mistake?

…And no, I don’t mean by giving John Mayer another chance, thankfully! Jennifer Aniston is about to make a big mistake and it’s because of advice that her new best buddy, Chelsea Handler, has given her. Chelsea is telling Jen that it’s time to start fresh – with love, life… and hair!

Per PopEater:

It looks like Jen is being encouraged to let her hair down, a bit of advice that Chelsea is taking literally. “She’s trying to convince Jen it’s finally time to cut off all that hair and start over.”

Hair?! What?!! Chelsea is a bad influence – bad idea!! What do you think?

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John Mayer and Giada De Laurentiis Affair

I am going to start my career on the Food Network because all these tv cooks are getting more rump than a public toilet seat. Star is claiming that John Mayer is sampling Giada De Laurentiis’ meatloaf in hotel suites. This follows a report that January Jones of ‘Mad Men’ fame had an affair with Bobby Flay (click HERE for that story…

Giada is married to fashion designer Todd Thompson and they have a 2 year old little girl. However, the rag claims that she and Mayer hooked up at The Standard hotel in New York.

“John had one hand on the small of her back,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They looked like two people who were going to go home together.”

Later that night, another eyewitness saw them at the nearby Hotel Gansevoort, where they disappeared into a suite
together!”

John Mayer is like 6 different kinds of slutty so I don’t doubt that he would nail anything with pulse. However, Giada seems like and Italian Tinkerbell and incapable of such levels side nasty, but a blind item ran last year that fits incredibly well….

“Spectacular is the one word to describe today’s blind. This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn’t shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public.”

Star actually asked her about bedding John and of course she denied that she exchanged anything beyond pleasantries with him.

When approached by Star for comment, a giggling Giada admitted, “I was at The Standard that night.” But she insists she’s not cooking up trouble with John — and didn’t even see him that night: “I’ve met him and he’s a great guy, but I just like his music. That’s all.”

Taylor Swift Opens Up About Relationships with Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer

It only took a matter of days before Taylor Swift found herself having to explain to the world, via Ellen Degeneres, her relationship with hottie Jake Gyllenhaal.

Since The Dame broke the story, and then went on a bender, Swift and Jakey have kept a low-profile regarding a possible relationship after the two were spotted getting cozy backstage at Saturday Night Live and in and around NYC in the days that follow.

To me, this relationship comes as no surprise as Swift has a new album, ‘Speak Now,’ to promote while Gyllenhaal is about to start a press tour for his new film, ‘Love and Other Drugs.’ Free PR never hurt anyone, right?

While promoting the album on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, Taylor tried her best, but was unable to deny rumors of a possible relationship with the ‘Prince of Persia’ star.

Via US Weekly:

“I’m always optimistic about love…always, sometimes.”

“But right now you are [optimistic]?” DeGeneres asked.

“Well, why wouldn’t anyone be?” Swift answered.

“Especially if your boyfriend is Jake Gyllenhaal, because he is very handsome,” DeGeneres teased. “Y’all are just hanging out though right?”

“You have a picture of us on the screen, don’t you?” Swift retorted.

And the denial didn’t stop there. Ellen went on to ask Swift if her song, ‘Dear John,’ was indeed about her rumored relationship with the much older, John Mayer.

Swift told DeGeneres the track “could be” a “Dear John” about Mayer. “That song kind of is what it is,” she quipped.

“OK, great,” DeGeneres chirped. “We know the answer now. It’s about him [John Mayer]. You didn’t dispute it so obviously…”

Swift’s new album is currently available in stores while Gyllenhaal’s movie, ‘Love and Other Drugs’ opens November 24.

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Is There A Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and John Mayer Love Triangle?

Kim Kardashian has been working her ho-stoll-moves on both Kanye West and John Mayer, being linked to both of them recently. She and Kanye were reportedly seen at a restaurant called Bijan’s Bistro in Chicago on Tuesday getting quite close!

Per InTouch:

Brian Schyler, a local jazz singer who was also dining at the late-night restaurant, tells In Touch exclusively, “Kanye had his arm around her all evening!” And Kim sat extra-close to Kanye until the wee hours of the morning. “He was rubbing her knee all night — they definitely looked like a couple,” Brian tells In Touch.

But other sources say Kim has been going out with John lately, known more for his insatiable appetite for women than his actual music.

Per TMZ:

One source close to Kim tells us it’s “nothing serious” … yet — but she thinks John is a “really cool guy.”

Well, she did say she was ‘down for some hook-ups‘ recently! Meanwhile, Kim will reportedly be celebrating her 30th birthday tonight at a club called Glo in New York City. And one of the highlights of the party will be Kim’s million-dollar birthday cake. Seriously! A jeweler is going to encrust the cake with well over a million dollars in loose diamonds. The people making the cake want to break the record for the most expensive birthday cake ever made, which was $1.65 million.

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Taylor Swift Slams John Mayer in New Song

Taylor Swift is like a basket full of kittens and it baffles me as to why Robo-Douchebags like Kanye West and John Mayer feel the need to make her cry. It also baffles me as to why T. Squints would let Mayer play with her My Little Pony palace in the first place, but a new song from her latest album, ‘Speak Now,’ is reportedly directed at John.

“They’re all made very clear,” Swift said about her penchant for taking revenge via song. “Every single song is like a roadmap to what that relationship stood for, with little markers that maybe everyone won’t know, but there are things that were little nuances of the relationship, little hints. And every single song is like that. Everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out emails on this one.”

In the song, “Dear John” she laments about an older man taking advantage of her 19 year old innocence. Swift and Mayer were rumored to be dating while working on a duet together. Taylor didn’t believe that John’s face belongs on a box of Summer’s Eve and let him break her little glitter covered heart .

“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” A second version of the chorus includes the lines: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.

“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine/You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can’.”

I side with Taylor, but gurl…you have got to grow thicker skin and let your lady version of testicular fortitude drop. The adorable innocence thing isn’t cute past the age of 20.

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‘Cougar Town’s’ Josh Hopkins Dumps Jennifer Aniston

Continuing with the “poor, lonely Jennifer Aniston who can never make a relationship last”, Us Weekly is reporting that that she was recently dumped by ‘Cougar Town’s’ Josh Hopkins. According to insiders on the sitcom, Aniston began casually dating Hopkins when she filmed her guest spot in May, but things went south when Aniston wanted more.

Before long, Aniston “wanted a relationship. And he was like, ‘No, thank you,’” the source says. Hopkins is “a player and is into meeting younger girls,” the insider adds. “He definitely lies to girls.”

So she has terrible taste in men. We knew this already. But supposedly, Josh rejected Jen because he had no interest in being anything more than bed buddies with her.

“Josh calls Jennifer his ‘sport f–k,’” a Hopkins pal tells Us, adding that the duo were simply “friends with benefits.”

Hmm – sounds like this LaineyGossip blind was about Jennifer and Josh! She sure knows how to pick them! I always thought that John Mayer, as much as I love him, comes off as a jerk and womanizer, but compared to this Hopkins guy, he’s not looking too bad. If this is the best she can do, then maybe Jen should give John another chance…

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Jennifer Aniston Back With John Mayer?

Jennifer Aniston has been quite the busy woman this year, starring in a handful of films and not thinking before she speaks (read about that here.) But the one thing she hasn’t quite nailed down just yet is a man. She has been dating as we have all seen and witnessed, but there doesn’t seem to be that one man in her life that she wants to spend the rest of her life with.

… Enter John Mayer. Despite claims earlier this week that Aniston is dating a wealthy European banker, it now seems she has now hooked back up with her ex.

Per Now Magazine:

“John invited Jen to come out and meet him while he was in Manhattan. He told her he really wanted to see her and even paid for a private jet to fly her from LA. They spent hours in his hotel suite at the Four Seasons, ordering room service and drinking wine,” a source said.

We know what that means. No one goes to John Mayer’s suite for conversation. But will Jen fall for his tricks, only to be burned by him again?

“Jen’s been hurt by him before and isn’t prepared to go public with the relationship just yet.”

Aniston and Mayer first started dating in February 2008. The couple broke up in August, but they resumed the relationship in October before splitting again in March 2009. Mayer humiliated Aniston in 2008 when he publicly revealed he had dumped her because he didn’t ‘want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.’

Um, Good luck …. I guess? Third times the charm, right?

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Joe Brooks Releases “Superman” Video

Singer-songwriter Joe Brooks has released a music video for his debut single “Superman.” The video features the musician performing in a New York style loft and is definitely worth checking out. “Superman” will appear on Brook’s debut album, “Constellation Me,” available August 17th on Universal Republic Records. Check it out now.

Fans all over the world have responded and connected with Brooks’ first single, “Superman,” which has almost 10 million MySpace plays to date. And as his online fan base continues to grow (now closing in on 20 million MySpace plays overall), there is apparently a real world connection: his first two UK tours, 16 date’s total, sold out, without the help of a label or publisher.

Written over three years and recorded in Los Angeles and England, in everywhere from state of the art recording studios to a garage apartment, Brooks’ upcoming release is the culmination of his musical efforts. Covering elements of rock, pop, and blues, Brooks’ recorded music reflects his own personal tastes from John Mayer to Ray Charles. But above all else Brooks is a born-performer and must be witnessed live to really understand his vision and art.

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