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Rumors of a Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split began as your average gossip fodder. Those pesky “sources,” “witnesses,” “insiders” and “close friends” where all whispering about various events that have led to a break up. One prominent rumor stated that Depp can no longer stand Vanessa’s jealousy over all his beautiful costars.
National Enquirer recently ran with the story that Johnny’s new ‘Dark Shadows’ costar, Eva Green, is trying to pull an Angelina Jolie and man-snatch Depp.
In case you missed it, the 2012 People’s Choice Awards – hosted by ‘Big Bang Theory’s’ Kaley Cuoco – aired last night, live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Some of the stars and celebs in attendance: Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jason Segel, Jason Biggs, David Boreanaz, Elisha Cuthbert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Morgan Freeman, Paul Wesley, Ashley Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Liam Hemsworth, Julianne Hough, Terrence Howard, Vanessa Hudgens, Ewan McGregor and Ian Somerhalder. Here’s what happened during the show…
Johnny Depp had too much of the sweet nectar and was falling down drunk while exiting 25 Degrees the other night. (Oh, don’t pretend like you’ve never strolled your drunk self down the street while trying to act the epitome of sobriety only to end up eating pavement.)
The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star surfaced from the digs looking like he ate a couple bottles of rum and washed it down with some scotch. He still managed to scribble out a few autographs before some handler bro hugged him right to the ground. A looming pap repeatedly squealed, “YOU DROPPED JOHNNY! WHY!?” as Depp went right back to drunk autographing before being shoved into a getaway car.
Remember the time when Johnny Depp compared having his picture taken for magazines that pimp his money gobbling movies to rape? Click HERE for a recap on it…
Depp wants to hit the backspace on those comments. For some reason (sarcastic shrug of confusion) people who have actually suffered sexual violation didn’t appreciate his comment. RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) made this statement in response…
In a classic case of ‘Omg, are you friggin’ kidding me??’, Johnny Depp has done what every celebrity does once or twice (or in Jessica Simpson’s case, a dozen times) in their career – Opened their mouth and said something completely and utterly ridiculous… Something crazy enough to make you stop and say ‘Wait, what?’ In his November Vanity Fair cover story, Depp has undoubtly raised the ire of feminists everywhere by comparing photo shoots to rape.
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp look like they are a couple of 8th graders getting photos taken at a Christmas dance. The co-stars walked the red carpet at the photocall for “The Tourist” at the Adlon hotel in Berlin together. Depp kept his hands folded in front of his crotch while Jolie looked as frigid as ever. A photo is worth a thousand words but this just says AWKWARD.
Whatever the case behind the photo that looks like Johnny is directing her to the aisle containing laxatives; their film and roles have nabbed them several Golden Globe nominations. (Click HERE for the full 2011 Golden Globe Nominees list…)
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We’ve been waiting awhile for this! After three super successful movies in the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Jerry Bruckheimer has done it again. ‘Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides‘ comes out May 20th, 2011. Watch the trailer below!
When Jack (Johnny Depp) is forced onto the Queen Anne’s Revenge by a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) he encounters the fearsome pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane) and they set off on a quest across the seas to find the fabled Fountain of Youth.
Thoughts?
Click here to find out how long TV Chef Juan Carlos Cruz was sentenced to jail.
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Brangeloonies hath failed at handing over their hard earned cash to the box office gods. ‘The Tourist’ came in second this weekend and is getting horrible reviews.
‘The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader’ brought in nearly $25 million while Angelina Jolie’s new film barely chugged in above ‘Tangled’ with $17 million. As far as reviews goes… currently the average rating from top critics is 4/10 and 96 of the 120 reviews are negative. Rotten Tomato users liked it better than the critics with readers (Maddox and the child army) giving it a 78% approval.
Rolling Stone: “In a year of craptaculars, The Tourist deserves burial at the bottom of the 2010 dung heap.”
New York Times – “When she [Angelina Jolie] first appears in a come-hither outfit and a small private smile, she looks ready for liftoff. She never ignites, and neither does the movie.”
Wall Street Journal – “This woefully botched mystery-adventure-thriller-caper-romance-comedy, or whatever it was meant to be, is no fun at all.”
New York Post – “Von Donnersmarck, who brilliantly depicted government surveillance in East Berlin before the fall of the wall in his earlier German film, astonishingly can’t even find a way to make Interpol’s spying interesting here.”
Entertainment Weekly – “You go into a movie like The Tourist hoping for a feast of personality from the stars. What you get, in this case, is a waxworks version of chemistry.”
Well of course he isn’t going to tell Vanity Fair that Angelina Jolie is nuttier than squirrel poo and has a voodoo vagina that can swallow a man whole. Of course, Depp has rarely been hesitant to speak his mind. So I am at a draw.
Johnny Depp spoke with the magazine about his career trials and tribulations. One of them was meeting and costarring with Angelina Jolie for “The Tourist.” He admits he was nervous to meet her, but asserts that he was pleasantly surprised.
“You don’t know what she might be like—if she has any sense of humor at all. I was so pleased to find that she is incredibly normal, and has a wonderfully kind of dark, perverse sense of humor.”
Depp didn’t stop there when it came to singing the praises of Angie. He compared her traits to that of one of the world’s beloved icons.
“I’ve had the honor and the pleasure and gift of having known Elizabeth Taylor for a number of years,” he says. “You know, you sit down with her, she slings hash, she sits there and cusses like a sailor, and she’s hilarious. Angie’s got the same kind of thing, you know, the same approach.”
I am guessing her confused her offer to dress up in a latex Miss Piggie outfit while he filled a bathtub full of Jello to wrestle in as ‘perverse humor.’ (Oh don’t pretend you don’t know what I am talking about. Everyone has had those offers where you giggle nervously and wave as you turn the corner and run like a mother of 8 after the last Tickle Me Whatever Toy on Black Friday.)
Aside from the rumors that Jolie was trying to seduce Depp on set, Johnny also mentions his portrayal of Jack Sparrow worried Disney big-wigs to the point they accused him of ruining the film.
“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Depp reveals to Smith, however, that he remained unfazed by the studio’s hysteria. “Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”
Whatever Disney. I am pretty sure Jack the Ambiguously Gay Lush Sparrow has nothing on the slew of Disney starlets visiting rehab like it’s Costco.
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Sticking Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on screen together seems like a sure-fire way to make your mark on the box office numbers. Jolie stars in slick European comedy crime capper ‘The Tourist‘ with Depp, due in theaters December 10th.
Per Monsters and Critics:
‘The Tourist’ revolves around Frank (Johnny Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. While on his trip he meets Elise (Angelina Jolie), an mysterious woman who deliberately crosses his path. Frank follows Elise in the quest of love, but finds himself caught up in a whole lot of trouble.
So, sad man + extraordinary woman = intrigue, danger, etc etc. Let’s hope Jolie and Depp spark like roman candles.
Click here to check out new photos from ‘Welcome to the Riley’s.’
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To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
