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‘Pirates Of The Caribbean On Stranger Tides’ Trailer – See It HERE

December 13, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

We’ve been waiting awhile for this! After three super successful movies in the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Jerry Bruckheimer has done it again. ‘Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides‘ comes out May 20th, 2011. Watch the trailer below!

When Jack (Johnny Depp) is forced onto the Queen Anne’s Revenge by a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) he encounters the fearsome pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane) and they set off on a quest across the seas to find the fabled Fountain of Youth.

Thoughts?

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Angelina Jolie Film ‘The Tourist’ BOMBED

December 13, 2010 By Cara Leave a Comment

Brangeloonies hath failed at handing over their hard earned cash to the box office gods. ‘The Tourist’ came in second this weekend and is getting horrible reviews.

‘The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader’ brought in nearly $25 million while Angelina Jolie’s new film barely chugged in above ‘Tangled’ with $17 million. As far as reviews goes… currently the average rating from top critics is 4/10 and 96 of the 120 reviews are negative. Rotten Tomato users liked it better than the critics with readers (Maddox and the child army) giving it a 78% approval.

Rolling Stone: “In a year of craptaculars, The Tourist deserves burial at the bottom of the 2010 dung heap.”

New York Times – “When she [Angelina Jolie] first appears in a come-hither outfit and a small private smile, she looks ready for liftoff. She never ignites, and neither does the movie.”

Wall Street Journal – “This woefully botched mystery-adventure-thriller-caper-romance-comedy, or whatever it was meant to be, is no fun at all.”

New York Post – “Von Donnersmarck, who brilliantly depicted government surveillance in East Berlin before the fall of the wall in his earlier German film, astonishingly can’t even find a way to make Interpol’s spying interesting here.”

Entertainment Weekly – “You go into a movie like The Tourist hoping for a feast of personality from the stars. What you get, in this case, is a waxworks version of chemistry.”

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Johnny Depp Says Angelina Jolie is ‘Incredibly Normal’

November 30, 2010 By Cara 1 Comment

Well of course he isn’t going to tell Vanity Fair that Angelina Jolie is nuttier than squirrel poo and has a voodoo vagina that can swallow a man whole. Of course, Depp has rarely been hesitant to speak his mind. So I am at a draw.

Johnny Depp spoke with the magazine about his career trials and tribulations. One of them was meeting and costarring with Angelina Jolie for “The Tourist.” He admits he was nervous to meet her, but asserts that he was pleasantly surprised.

“You don’t know what she might be like—if she has any sense of humor at all. I was so pleased to find that she is incredibly normal, and has a wonderfully kind of dark, perverse sense of humor.”

Depp didn’t stop there when it came to singing the praises of Angie. He compared her traits to that of one of the world’s beloved icons.

“I’ve had the honor and the pleasure and gift of having known Elizabeth Taylor for a number of years,” he says. “You know, you sit down with her, she slings hash, she sits there and cusses like a sailor, and she’s hilarious. Angie’s got the same kind of thing, you know, the same approach.”

I am guessing her confused her offer to dress up in a latex Miss Piggie outfit while he filled a bathtub full of Jello to wrestle in as ‘perverse humor.’ (Oh don’t pretend you don’t know what I am talking about. Everyone has had those offers where you giggle nervously and wave as you turn the corner and run like a mother of 8 after the last Tickle Me Whatever Toy on Black Friday.)

Aside from the rumors that Jolie was trying to seduce Depp on set, Johnny also mentions his portrayal of Jack Sparrow worried Disney big-wigs to the point they accused him of ruining the film.

“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Depp reveals to Smith, however, that he remained unfazed by the studio’s hysteria. “Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

Whatever Disney. I am pretty sure Jack the Ambiguously Gay Lush Sparrow has nothing on the slew of Disney starlets visiting rehab like it’s Costco.

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp’s ‘The Tourist’ Trailer – VIDEO

October 11, 2010 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Sticking Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on screen together seems like a sure-fire way to make your mark on the box office numbers. Jolie stars in slick European comedy crime capper ‘The Tourist‘ with Depp, due in theaters December 10th.

Per Monsters and Critics:

‘The Tourist’ revolves around Frank (Johnny Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. While on his trip he meets Elise (Angelina Jolie), an mysterious woman who deliberately crosses his path. Frank follows Elise in the quest of love, but finds himself caught up in a whole lot of trouble.

So, sad man + extraordinary woman = intrigue, danger, etc etc. Let’s hope Jolie and Depp spark like roman candles.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – VIDEO, SET PHOTOS

July 28, 2010 By Cara Leave a Comment

Ah yes, I could do with a good pirate fantasy to pick up my Wednesday. (Remember when Russell Crowe was the king of women’s (and some men’s) masturbatorial fantasies? I never got that, but then again I went through and Orlando Bloom phase before moving onto Jake Gyllenhaal and to keep things fun… a dash of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.)

Currently, Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz are kicking it Hawaii as they shoot scenes for the upcoming Pirates sequel. Johnny made this video for Comic-Con to lure the entire crowd back into the pirate realm. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is due in theaters on May 20, 2011.

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Johnny Depp Saved Friend From Being Mugged

May 4, 2010 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

This just adds to the reason why I love this man so much. Johnny Depp turned out to be a real life hero when he rescued a friend from a mugger in Los Angeles. Depp and ‘Babybird’ frontman Stephen Jones approached by a man brandishing a broken bottle and demanding money as they were leaving a studio where the Depp had recorded a guitar solo for Jones’ band.

Per Digital Spy:

“It was an extremely scary moment,” a source said. “This guy looked off his head. Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.

For most people, this would simply cause the mugger to laugh maniacally before delivering an even more severe beating, but since this is Johnny Depp we’re talking about, the tactic worked. The would-be criminal recognized Depp and backed off.

“The guy was OK,” the insider continued. “He looked at Johnny and said, ‘I ain’t stealing from Captain Jack‘ and put the bottle down. Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”

Depp plays guitar and fights crime? Could he possibly get any hotter?

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Celebrity Virginity Report Card

April 22, 2010 By Cara Leave a Comment

I have returned from my Pop Tart rehab kittens. So I decided to kick off my toaster pastries free morning with a report on when celebrities lost their virginity. Consider yourself lucky that we don’t have another post on Lindsay Lohan’s drunken ramblings. (We do. I am a tease.)

Tina Fey confirmed her magic number was 24. While on David Letterman the “30 Rock” star stated that waiting so long wasn’t “by choice.”

Matthew McConaughey was a teen when he ventured into the realm of sex. He squealed to Playboy in 2008 that he was just 15, but wanted to be a gentleman and gave no further details.

Paris Hilton was also just 15 when Randy Spelling claims to have first ridden the human STD dispenser.

Sienna Miller said buh-bye to being a virgin at 16. She admitted that she and her mother were very open about her safety and begged her to “do it at home if you are going to do it at all.” (Via Us)

Megan Fox had managed to keep it in her pants until she was 17. She described her first time as “nice” thanks to the fact that she was “in love” when she gave it up.

Before Tiger Woods was peeing on hookers, he lost his virginity to a high school girlfriend at the age of 17. “We would wait for my parents to go to bed and then make out on the sofa in front of the television for hours. We were first boyfriend and girlfriend in all sense of the word.” (Via NY Post)

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‘Pirates of The Caribbean 4′ New Leading Lady

April 15, 2010 By Holly Stafford 3 Comments

So far, we know there will be a fountain of youth, Blackbeard, and a lady pirate who will give Jack Sparrow a run for his doubloons. Now the most recent news out for the fourth film in the series, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” is the addition of French model/actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey.

Per MTV:

French actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey will star as Syrena, a mermaid who encounters Johnny Depp’s character Captain Jack Sparrow.

She will star alongside Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush, and Depp as Captain Sparrow sets out on the hunt for the legendary elusive fountain of youth. She was cast in the role after Disney received a lot of buzz about the casting requirements, calling for actresses who, among other things, ‘must have real breasts.’ A rising star in her native France, this will be Berges-Frisbey’s American debut. Her previous French films include family drama “Un Barrage Contre Le Pacifique” and the soon to be released “Bruc.” She has also appeared onstage at the Theatre Marigny in a production of Peter Shaffer’s “Equus.” The film is due to begin shooting in June in Hawaii, Los Angeles, and Britain. It is due out in theaters in May 2011.

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Angelina Jolie Pregnant for the 107th Time

April 14, 2010 By Holly Stafford 9 Comments

Its Wednesday, meaning the day can’t pass without another rumbling making the rounds about Angelina Jolie once again being pregnant. Star Magazine reveals that America’s favorite couple – Jolie and partner Brad Pitt – will become parents to baby number 7.

Per Hollywood Life:

“Brad is excited about another little one because he adores the kids he and Angie already have,” a source says.

The insider for the magazine dishes out some other tiny details to prove their point. According to them, Jolie was often feeling tired on the sets of “The Tourist” and the crew were always at their feet to keep the chair ready whenever a scene of hers came to an end. Jolie also chose to drink red grape juice instead of red wine on set of her movie with Johnny Depp. In addition, she had her wardrobe altered to hid her growing baby bump, where she is said to be around 3 months pregnant.

Her uterus has played host to about 10 mythical babies in the past year so it remains to be seen whether or not this is true. Reps for Jolie have fired back at the reports calling “completely false” and “simply not true.”

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Angelina Jolie Seducing Johnny Depp, Bodyguards Step In

March 25, 2010 By Cara 2 Comments

Yes! I love these kind of tales. Star magazine has whipped up a story about Angelina Jolie trying to seduce Johnny Depp. In the same issue that claims Sandra Bullock was pregnant with Jesse James’ baby, the mag also insists that Jolie is pulling out every seduction trick in the book.

“Angie is “humiliated” because Johnny Depp refuses to be seduced by her. The caption here reads: “Sexy Angie is making Johnny so uncomfortable, insiders say, that he’s told his entourage not to leave him alone with her. ‘He and his bodyguards have developed signals,’ reveals a source. ‘When Angelina gets too close, Johnny gives the look and someone runs interference.’”

Here are her methods of seduction on the set of The Tourist: She stands too close, invades his personal space, and once even brushed crumbs off of his beard. Once, the script called for them to kiss — just a little peck on the lips — but Angelina used tongue. An insider says: “It totally freaked Johnny out, and he drew away, but Angie just gave him a naughty smile.”

This one I believe. Why? No proof or real tangible evidence, but we all know the powers of Angelina Jolie’s Voodoo Vagina. After indulging in S&M sex with Voldemort (click HERE for that fun) and robbing Jennifer Aniston of her bong licking partner (click HERE for a funny tale on that), nothing would surprise me.

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