Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – VIDEO, SET PHOTOS

Ah yes, I could do with a good pirate fantasy to pick up my Wednesday. (Remember when Russell Crowe was the king of women’s (and some men’s) masturbatorial fantasies? I never got that, but then again I went through and Orlando Bloom phase before moving onto Jake Gyllenhaal and to keep things fun… a dash of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.)

Currently, Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz are kicking it Hawaii as they shoot scenes for the upcoming Pirates sequel. Johnny made this video for Comic-Con to lure the entire crowd back into the pirate realm. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is due in theaters on May 20, 2011.

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Johnny Depp Saved Friend From Being Mugged

This just adds to the reason why I love this man so much. Johnny Depp turned out to be a real life hero when he rescued a friend from a mugger in Los Angeles. Depp and ‘Babybird’ frontman Stephen Jones approached by a man brandishing a broken bottle and demanding money as they were leaving a studio where the Depp had recorded a guitar solo for Jones’ band.

Per Digital Spy:

“It was an extremely scary moment,” a source said. “This guy looked off his head. Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.

For most people, this would simply cause the mugger to laugh maniacally before delivering an even more severe beating, but since this is Johnny Depp we’re talking about, the tactic worked. The would-be criminal recognized Depp and backed off.

“The guy was OK,” the insider continued. “He looked at Johnny and said, ‘I ain’t stealing from Captain Jack‘ and put the bottle down. Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”

Depp plays guitar and fights crime? Could he possibly get any hotter?

Celebrity Virginity Report Card

I have returned from my Pop Tart rehab kittens. So I decided to kick off my toaster pastries free morning with a report on when celebrities lost their virginity. Consider yourself lucky that we don’t have another post on Lindsay Lohan’s drunken ramblings. (We do. I am a tease.)

Tina Fey confirmed her magic number was 24. While on David Letterman the “30 Rock” star stated that waiting so long wasn’t “by choice.”

Matthew McConaughey was a teen when he ventured into the realm of sex. He squealed to Playboy in 2008 that he was just 15, but wanted to be a gentleman and gave no further details.

Paris Hilton was also just 15 when Randy Spelling claims to have first ridden the human STD dispenser.

Sienna Miller said buh-bye to being a virgin at 16. She admitted that she and her mother were very open about her safety and begged her to “do it at home if you are going to do it at all.” (Via Us)

Megan Fox had managed to keep it in her pants until she was 17. She described her first time as “nice” thanks to the fact that she was “in love” when she gave it up.

Tiger Woods and His First Girlfriend

Before Tiger Woods was peeing on hookers, he lost his virginity to a high school girlfriend at the age of 17. “We would wait for my parents to go to bed and then make out on the sofa in front of the television for hours. We were first boyfriend and girlfriend in all sense of the word.” (Via NY Post)

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‘Pirates of The Caribbean 4′ New Leading Lady

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So far, we know there will be a fountain of youth, Blackbeard, and a lady pirate who will give Jack Sparrow a run for his doubloons. Now the most recent news out for the fourth film in the series, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” is the addition of French model/actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey.

Per MTV:

French actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey will star as Syrena, a mermaid who encounters Johnny Depp’s character Captain Jack Sparrow.

She will star alongside Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush, and Depp as Captain Sparrow sets out on the hunt for the legendary elusive fountain of youth. She was cast in the role after Disney received a lot of buzz about the casting requirements, calling for actresses who, among other things, ‘must have real breasts.’ A rising star in her native France, this will be Berges-Frisbey’s American debut. Her previous French films include family drama “Un Barrage Contre Le Pacifique” and the soon to be released “Bruc.” She has also appeared onstage at the Theatre Marigny in a production of Peter Shaffer’s “Equus.” The film is due to begin shooting in June in Hawaii, Los Angeles, and Britain. It is due out in theaters in May 2011.

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Angelina Jolie Pregnant for the 107th Time

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Its Wednesday, meaning the day can’t pass without another rumbling making the rounds about Angelina Jolie once again being pregnant. Star Magazine reveals that America’s favorite couple – Jolie and partner Brad Pitt – will become parents to baby number 7.

Per Hollywood Life:

“Brad is excited about another little one because he adores the kids he and Angie already have,” a source says.

The insider for the magazine dishes out some other tiny details to prove their point. According to them, Jolie was often feeling tired on the sets of “The Tourist” and the crew were always at their feet to keep the chair ready whenever a scene of hers came to an end. Jolie also chose to drink red grape juice instead of red wine on set of her movie with Johnny Depp. In addition, she had her wardrobe altered to hid her growing baby bump, where she is said to be around 3 months pregnant.

Her uterus has played host to about 10 mythical babies in the past year so it remains to be seen whether or not this is true. Reps for Jolie have fired back at the reports calling “completely false” and “simply not true.”

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Angelina Jolie Seducing Johnny Depp, Bodyguards Step In

Yes! I love these kind of tales. Star magazine has whipped up a story about Angelina Jolie trying to seduce Johnny Depp. In the same issue that claims Sandra Bullock was pregnant with Jesse James’ baby, the mag also insists that Jolie is pulling out every seduction trick in the book.

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“Angie is “humiliated” because Johnny Depp refuses to be seduced by her. The caption here reads: “Sexy Angie is making Johnny so uncomfortable, insiders say, that he’s told his entourage not to leave him alone with her. ‘He and his bodyguards have developed signals,’ reveals a source. ‘When Angelina gets too close, Johnny gives the look and someone runs interference.’”

Here are her methods of seduction on the set of The Tourist: She stands too close, invades his personal space, and once even brushed crumbs off of his beard. Once, the script called for them to kiss — just a little peck on the lips — but Angelina used tongue. An insider says: “It totally freaked Johnny out, and he drew away, but Angie just gave him a naughty smile.”

This one I believe. Why? No proof or real tangible evidence, but we all know the powers of Angelina Jolie’s Voodoo Vagina. After indulging in S&M sex with Voldemort (click HERE for that fun) and robbing Jennifer Aniston of her bong licking partner (click HERE for a funny tale on that), nothing would surprise me.

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Johnny Depp’s Angelina Jolie Restraining Order

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Johnny Depp’s longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis has reportedly asked Depp to cut himself out of his latest film because she doesn’t want to be another Angelina Jolie love casualty. As soon as Paradis found out Depp would have a major love scene with Jolie in “The Tourist” she started campaigning to get him the hell out of there.

Per NYPost:

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie's partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

So far it hasn’t worked as we’ve already seen pictures of the co-stars filming, but the NY Post says there is some behind the scenes manipulating going on and that it is possible Johnny could be replaced Pitt DiCaprio. Given Jolie’s track record, I would worry too! Jolie has a history of stealing other people’s men, credited with breaking up Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston and stealing Billy Bob Thorton away from Laura Dern during their engagement.

Filming started last month, and Depp and Jolie were spied sharing a laugh Tuesday on set at the Palazzo Pisani Moretta in Venice. In the movie, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she slept with in the past. Oh Johnny boy, lets hope you’re not stupid.

Johnny Depp Stinks…Literally

As this Dame has always suspected, Johnny Depp and his lady love, Vanessa Paradis smell...bad!

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According to sources, neither Depp nor Paradis care much for personal hygiene and rarely shower.

Via Fox 411:

“Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers. He isn’t big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn’t much different. They found their perfect match in each other – it’s hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”

And as for Paradis’s job as a glamorous supermodel? Apparently she’s only glam while on the job.

“Vanessa is the furthest thing from a supermodel every second that she isn’t on a big photo shoot. No makeup and unruly hair – she’s a bit of a mess normally.”

According to the source, Depp replies on his on-set hair and make-up team while filming to keep him from smelling like a giant armpit.

I wonder how is latest co-star Angelina Jolie will deal with the smell? Ah, never mind, she’ll be right at home as it is also widely reported that Brad Pitt enjoys days of un-bathing.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Stage Venice Family Photo Op

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seem to be taking their show of unity on a world tour! When they didn’t appear together in public for a month, reports surfaced that they were on the verge of a split. In an attempt to squash those reports, Brangelina are staging family photos “like a military operation”, sources say. In fact, the happy family photo ops in Venice were all staged, reports The New York Post.

A spy said, “They are usually very shy about being photo graphed, but now they’re making a point of being seen in public as a happy family unit. They’re making a statement. They want the world to know the reports are wrong and they are strong.”

The couple arrived in Venice with their children Tuesday, where Jolie is filming “The Tourist” with Johnny Depp. Since then they have been photographed out daily as one big happy family. Angelina had planned to travel alone for filming, but Brad insisted on tagging along. While a picture maybe worth a thousand words, I’m not too sure the words Brangelina are trying to convey are coming across that way. Despite the pictures, whispers are suggesting that the split between the couple is only a matter of time.

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Johnny Depp NOT Dead – Latest Victim Of Death Hoax

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This is what happens when fools living in their mom’s basement takes over the job of real news reporting! After being induced to sleep last night with the help of my friend Bloody Mary, I was awoken to a barrage of text messages from family members and friends claiming Johnny Depp was dead! Oh no, I thought, and I jumped out of bed and stumbled my drunken tail to the computer to find out for myself only to see that its not true. Johnny Depp is NOT dead! Instead, Mr. Depp is the latest celebrity to be hit by the death hoax. Phew! I would have hated for 2010 to start off with the death of the ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’

Per E!:

“He isn’t dead,” Depp’s rep, Robin Baum, told E! News. “He’s fine.”

According to reports, a website made a fake web page for CNN News with the headline “Johnny Depp Dies After Fatal Car Crash,” claiming his car was found alongside a road outside Bordeaux, France, with the guard rail embedded deep inside the car. Images of the supposed car wreckage were also posted with the so-called news. The website claimed that CNN’s Melissa Gray and Harris Whitback wrote this report, but there were many obvious mistakes that made it clear they didn’t. Not only did the dateline of the fraud web page say March 25, 2004, but right after it said ‘alcohol’ caused the incident, there was a story below it about British explorers who escaped from caves in Mexico, which nowhere linked to the story. Whoever the losers are with apparently no life who had the time to come up with the story, it apparently worked at least for a while, as fans have been tweeting “RIP Johnny Depp,” making it a Twitter trending topic.

The good news is our beloved Jack Sparrow is still alive and kicking. The bad news is the people behind the fake story should consider going into hiding for the next couple of months. God knows what his fans will do to the people behind the site if they find them!

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