Jude Law and Sienna Miller Break Up Again

The pretty couldn’t last.

People Magazine has confirmed that Jude Law and his on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sienna Miller have split.

“It is mutual and amicable and they are still friends. It was an entirely an end-of-the relationship decision. It had run its course.”

Law and Miller were engaged in late 2004, but Miller called off the engagement about a year and a half later when it became known that Law was spreading his fancy with his children’s nanny.

The two reconciled in 2009 following Miller’s affair with the married actor, Balthazar Getty.

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Jude Law Love Child Custody Agreement Details

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It might have taken Jude Law five months to meet his latest offspring but don’t expect to see Law take on the role of ‘doting dad’ anytime soon, as the details of his visitation rights have now emerged – he’ll be seeing his daughter only twice a year. The deal was hashed out when he finally found the time to meet up with brief lover Samantha Burke and his lovechild Sophia in Miami.

Per Stupid Celebrities:

A source tells the newspaper, “Jude will visit his daughter at least twice a year, once around Christmas. His visit (to meet Sophia in February) was fleeting and seemed mainly business-like.”

A bit like Santa, presumably. Law’s child with Burke was conceived while he was filming “Sherlock Holmes” in New York. In addition to his biannually visits, Law is said to have sealed a deal with Burke to provide regular $5000 a month child support, which also includes an agreement not to talk about their fling.

Pretty sad when you turn your first meeting with your child into a business deal.

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Jude Law Takes Break from Sienna to See His New Baby, Sophia

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In September of 2009 some ho won the baby daddy lottery and gave birth to Jude Law’s fourth child. (He has 3 other children with his ex wife Sadie Frost.) It is now January of 2010 ( a reminder just in case you are still in your champagne hangover) and Jude has yet to meet his lovechild, Sophia.

Law has been busy playing slap and tickle with Sienna Miller on a beach in Barbados to stop and see his daughter. (Click HERE for more photos of Jude Law and Sienna Miller reunited.) However, baby momma Samantha Burke is all tingly with giggles as Jude reportedly called her around Christmas to make arrangements to meet baby Sophia.

“She’s over the moon. She was hurt he had not seen Sophia,” a source told British newspaper the News of The World. “She told us they would get back together but I think Jude just feels a responsibility to his daughter,” revealed the insider. “Sam is also considering moving to London. It could be the career chance she wanted.”

Aww…so this Burke ho is delusional. Well, she will have gobs of child support cash to console her.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller Reunite Uglies in Barbados – Photos

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There must be some kind of feral slut magnetism between Jude Law and Sienna Miller. They have been on and off for years after Jude made extracurricular sexy times with his childrens’ nanny and ended their engagement. Since then Sienna has been sharpening her skillz by nailing married men and breaking the hearts of Welsh men, while Jude didn’t double bag it with some strange and fathered a fourth child.

The Duke and Duchess of Ho Town have been rumored to be rekindling the fire between their naughty bits lately. Sienna was spotted several times at his home and having a PDA filled spaghetti and pizza dinner on Thanksgiving. Now photos of Miller and Jude together in Barbados have made their way to the net.

So for all 6 of you who may care…enjoy.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller Together Again; Clinics on Red Alert

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It seems Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t get enough of one another…still…after all these years…and all these baby mamas…and all these married men.

Gross.

The two are both working on Broadway in New York, he in ‘Hamlet’ and she in “After Miss Julie,’ (and me, puking in the Dame’s trash can). Once again, the dynamic duo were spotted at hot spot The Box, drinking, being merry, and slutting it up.

Via The New York Daily News:

“They came in together and got a table with a few friends around 1 a.m.,” the source dished. “At one point, Jude ordered shots for the two of them, and he was egging her on to take one. They were laughing a lot and whispering to each other – it looked like they were genuinely having a good time.”

Naturally, Law’s rep denied the two are romantically linked. This is the same rep that denied he fathered a child with that “actress” who later sold pics of their baby to the tabloids. Definitely a reliable source.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller Reunite

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It’s a dry morning kittens. Jude Law and Sienna Miller reuniting uglies is one of the more interesting stories on the proverbial gossip mill if that tells you anything.

Jude, who has fathered a baby with the lady version of Creepy Papa Joe Simpson, and his ex-fiancé have been having “secret meetings” in New York. According to OK! they have had several hook ups and sources are telling the mag that Law and Miller are getting along very well.

“Sienna and Jude have met up a few times and got on really well.” A spokesperson has confirmed that the pair have met up although did not comment on whether they are dating again.

The source added: “Sienna had her heart broken by Jude, but she was young and it was the first time she’d fallen in love. What people don’t realize is that they always remained close, so who knows where this will lead to next.”

Currently both are doing shows on Broadway and meet up constantly. They were engaged, but broke up after Jude’s 2006 affair with his children’s nanny. Since then their relationship has been like a bad soap. They reunite only to realize that Sienna can’t forget about his cheating and then break up only to reunite again to start the process all over.

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Samantha Burke Sells Jude Law’s Baby Sophia – Cover Photo

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Fresh out of Samantha Burke’s oven comes her little botox funding machine. Jude Law’s baby momma has already sold the first photos of Sophia for around $300,000. Sophia is just 5 weeks old an hasn’t been taken out of the house very much so Burke could cash in on the first photos.

Via Daily Mail:

One source said: ‘Samantha may have got pregnant by accident but she’s a smart businesswoman.
‘The child has rarely left the house since her birth and when Samantha has had to take her out for some reason or the other, her face is carefully covered.’

I hate to slum it and admit that this disgusts even me, but this ho is like the Joe Jackson + Papa Joe Simpson + Jamie Spears hybrid of the new generation. I wouldn’t be surprised if Burke stood outside of Jude’s production of Hamlet and sold tickets to hold Sophia.

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Sienna Miller: I Didn’t Have Sex with Heath Ledger!

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My new boo’s over at New York Times mistakenly padded Sienna’s boyfriend background. Heath Ledger and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs were added to the notches in her bedpost in an article titled “What She Really Wants to do is Act.” The “Casanova” starlet was scathing mad after the paper ran with the idea she bedded her co-star. Since then a correction has been ran to appease the offended bed hopper.

Correction: October 17, 2009
“An article on Page 4 this weekend about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them.”

I would like to also note the article drops a few other names like Jude Law, Daniel Craig, James Franco and MARRIED Balthazar Getty on her list of sexual conquests that went un-corrected. She had no problem admitting she made sexy times with a married man, but felt the paper should site correction for an assumption she slept with a friend. WTF??? Sienna should have just titled the article “I Didn’t Diddle My BFF, But I Have Boinked Every Man in the Tri-State Area.”

What’s that old saying? Ho needs to learn to pick her battles? Whatever it is, she needs to reread her “Ways of the Slut” manual. It’s standard issue once you complete Home Wrecking 101.

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Samantha Burke Gives Birth to Jude Law’s Love Child

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The stork is having a rough week. First, Sarah Michelle Gellar gives birth, then Ellen Pompeo, and now Samantha Burke has delivered Jude Law’s love child.

Burke gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Sophia, Tuesday evening after taking time off from photographing herself in a bikini while pregnant. (Click here to see that mess.)

Via People:

“Samantha Burke is overwhelmed with joy at the arrival of her beautiful and healthy baby girl, Sophia,” Burke’s rep, Eileen Koch, tells PEOPLE. “The baby and mom are doing wonderful.”

Law, 36, already has three children with his former wife Sadie Frost. You know, the one he cheated on with the kids nanny? Oh wait, no. He cheated on her with Sienna Miller, then cheated on Sienna Miller with the nanny. Sorry for the confusion.

Burke, 24, lists her profession as model/aspiring actress. Hollywood Dame lists her profession as Fame Hooker.

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Tom Cruise Axed from Riding Heath Ledger’s Coat Tails

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I suddenly have new respect for Terry Gilliam. The director of Heath Ledger’s last film, “The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus,” wisely snubbed Tom Cruise from taking the role left vacant by Heath’s passing.

Cruise and his agents were hot to score the role left behind by the beloved Aussie. When deciding what to do with the film after Ledger died Gilliam was faced with either recasting or scrapping the entire project. To honor Heath and his last work, he decided to recast. When word spread that the project was going to continue, Tom and his gaggle of minions pushed to get the role.

“I know there was a period when Tom’s agents were keen. The thing is, I was only interested in people who were friends of Heath. Simple as that. I wanted to keep it in the family.”

As we all know Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell finished the work Heath left in hiatus. Each of them knew and were friends with Heath. I believe Johnny Depp was the closest of the three to him. Depp revealed during an interview with Vanity Fair that he named a beach on his island after him he called “Heath’s Place.” (Click HERE to read the “Johnny Depp Names a Beach After Heath Ledger” article.)

Good for Terry. Tom would have ruined it for me and I could just picture him constantly having to stand on box to be tall enough.

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