Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes $75 Million Second Baby

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Rumor has it that Katie Holmes and husband Tom Cruise will be trying to baby number 2 in the New Year. According to OK!, the couple finally think its time to expand their brood and are ready to give daughter Suri a sibling.

Per Ok!:

“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

Although, rumors have been running rampant lately claiming the couple, who celebrated their three-year anniversary last month, have been separated because of marital tensions and not just due to work schedules. Reportedly, Katie has accepted a large sum of money to allow the baby making to happen. Or at least that’s what OK! seems to suggest, since the cover of its latest cover screams “$75 MILLION FOR BABY #2.” Hell, for that much money I’ll give him a whole little league team’s worth of chaps! Its been said that Katie wanted to wait until she had another box office hit before trying for a second child, which isn’t surprising when you consider that she’s already spent millions on Suri’s wardrobe alone this year. Better hope for a boy this time, Tom.

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Tom Cruise Abused Scientology Parishioners

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Watch out kittens, the Xenu is about to hit the fan.

Our friends over at Celebitchy got their hands on a juicy piece of gossip that involves Tom Cruise, the ‘church’ of Scientology, and four defectors of the religion who are now claiming that the church and its leaders (including Cruise himself) were both physically and psychologically abusive to its members.

The very detailed article at Celebitchy (read that by clicking here) is a summary of an even longer article done by ‘The St. Petersburg Times’ in Florida. For you though, I will use my expertise and my near decade of work with 13 year-olds to try and sum up what is going down.

According to reports, a man by the name of Marty Rathbun, who served as former “inspector general” of the church, was also in charge of Tom Cruise’s audit, or indoctrination into the church of Scientology. Since coming forward with his story of the “cult” (as he explained the church), he was served with a letter from Cruise’s management asking him to stop.

Via Celebitchy:

Dear Mr. Rathbun:

I represent Tom Cruise. Apparently you have repeatedly announced to the public that you were Tom’s “auditor” at the Church of Scientology, and you have used that announcement, including Tom’s name, on your website to promote your business or profession.

This is not only a serious invasion of Tom’s privacy and a violation of the priest-penitent relationship, it is the unauthorized use of Tom’s name to promote a business or professional venture, which is a clear violation of Tom’s common law and statutory rights.

Just imagine a Catholic Priest leaving the Church and then trying to drum up business as a lay-therapist by advertising that he had been Frank Sinatra’s confessor. Most people would consider that disgusting and reprehensible. Yet, what you are doing is exactly the same.

It just shouldn’t be done Mr. Rathbun. So please stop.

Sincerely,
Bertram Fields

As you can see, the letter pretty much confirms that Rathbun is truthful in the fact that he served as Cruise’s auditor.

Rathbun also claims that Scientology head David Miscaviage (who happened to stand up as Cruise’s best man in his wedding to Katie Holmes), physically abused several members of the organization on frequent occasions and also embarrassed and humiliated parishioners as well.

“Miscavige regularly physically beat the crap out of people working for him, threatened them, and subjected them to weeks of confinement. The culture of the organization involves abuse, fear and intimidation, according to these defectors, who also admitted having beaten staffers on Miscavige’s orders.”

Rathbun also admitted to committing acts of abuse under the orders of Miscaviage himself.

Rathbun continued to release the inner secrets of the organization by stating that it was Miscavige himself who was behind the firing of Cruise’s publicist (and had Cruise’s sister in line as a replacement and a PR nightmare for the actor), and that he also orchestrated Cruise’s divorce from actress Nicole Kidman.

“…Miscavige orchestrating the firing of Pat Kingsley and replacing her with Tom’s Scientologist sister so that Miscavige could manipulate Tom’s public discourse and censor Tom’s exposure to information concerning Miscavige’s human rights abuses.

The best evidence of that perjury is that in 2001 through 2003 Miscavige personally assigned me as Inspector General RTC – the second highest ecclesiastical position in the religion – to coordinate Tom’s divorce from Nicole and to serve as his auditor.”

Though Rathbun states that he never saw Cruise physically abuse anyone, he does acknowledge that he has counseled people who claim that they have been abused by the actor.

“I have also counseled people who were abused by Tom personally – in matters that eerily resemble the behavior of Miscavige – to give Tom the time to get educated and do the right thing which I have convinced them he ultimately will do.”

This is all pretty damning evidence against the Church of Scientology (not that we really needed anymore evidence that these people are a little off their rockers). However, it does bring into question whether or not Cruise is using his power and influence to control his wife, Katie Holmes, who often looks as though Xenu isn’t approving of her.

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Katie Holmes on ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ – Video

In a pre-taped and pre-recorded performance, Katie Holmes does her best to impress with a version “Get Happy” originally owned by Judy Garland. She was on “So You Think You Can Dance” to pimp her new charity called The Dizzy Feet Foundation. The goal is to help underprivileged kids to experience the art of dance.

Wait…she is helping poor children with the gift of dance? Who is she aiming to help…Oliver Twist perhaps? Those kids are malnourished, but damn they can dance!

Quoteables”

Yeeeah - “Belting out Judy Garland in a pair of fishnets surrounded by sweaty gyrating mens sounds less like a foray into charity and more like Tom Cruise’s wet dream magically come to life. ”

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So You Think You Can Dance Breast Cancer Dance – Video

In a touching and well put together dance, two of the contestants from “So You Think You Can Dance” convey the story of a woman with breast cancer. Melissa and Ade danced to the choreography of Tyce DiOrio and the song was called “This Woman’s Work.” It was a lovely piece.

The SYTYCD will also be celebrating their 100th show featuring Katie Holmes who will be dancing.

Katie Holmes Isn’t Satisfied by Tom Cruise

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Poor Katie Holmes. It’s not enough that she was snapped this week walking around in a mumu, but she’s learning that married life isn’t all that it’s crack-up to be-especially when you’re married to Xenu’s chief, Tom Cruise.

If you look at the latest paparazzi pics coming out of Hollywood, you may notice that Katie seems sad, withdrawn. She totes little Suri around like she’s a Marc Jacobs handbag. Holmes takes Suri to dance classes, art lessons, and even the American Idol finale. All sans her hubby.

And now those really cool “sources” close to her are talking. It seems Katie isn’t getting enough of Tom’s man meat. This is shocking news since many of us, myself included, have always pictured Cruise looking more like a Ken Doll than an actual man.

Via Hollywood Rag:

“Katie has become noticeably more miserable in the last few months. She finds it incredibly taxing to lead a life that revolves around Tom but that doesn’t include enough intimate time
with him to be genuinely fulfilling.”

Prediction: Tomorrow the Cruises will be seen out and about together at a park or something. Toting little Suri around-all smiles. Bet.

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Expecting Baby #2

According to this week’s OK Magazine, Tom Cruise and his wife, Suri’s Mom (ok, Katie Holmes) are expecting their second child. Take this for what it is worth. If our beloved tabloids were ever right, these two have been pregnant non-stop since Katie popped with Suri almost three years ago.

Via OK:

“They are deliriously happy that Suri will be a big sister. They’ve always planned on expanding their family. They’re over the moon.”

Naturally, the story goes on to explain that Tom and Katie are keeping the pregnancy under wraps until she hits the coveted end of the first trimester. Supposedly, only close family and friends have been told.

The magazine continues to add fuel to the pregnancy rumors by stating:

“Many observers have already noticed some signals, in particular when the Cruises appeared at the March 11 Tokyo premiere of Tom’s movie ‘Valkyrie’. Katie looked stunning in a Jason Wu dress and billowing hair extensions.”

So wearing a Jason Wu dress or hair extensions indicates that you’re pregnant? This will come as a great shock to Michelle Obama and RuPaul.

Anyone else think there’s a little ‘Xenu Cruise Jr.’ on the way?

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Lindsay Lohan ‘Furious’ With Katie Holmes

Fame whore said what?

Lindsay Lohan is throwing a jealousy fit over the April cover of Glamour Magazine. Lohan did a shoot with the magazine that featured her dressed in some vintage Madonna garb. She assumed she was going to be taking the cover as well as a spread inside. When she discovered that Katie Holmes nabbed the front page, Lindsay became furious.

Via MSNBC:

“(Lohan) did this big Madonna-themed photo shoot and she was totally under the impression it would be the cover,” says the source. “Her Marilyn Monroe shoot for New York Magazine seemed to make her relevant when she did it, she thought the same would happen this time. Only she wasn’t on the cover, Katie was, and she’s mad at her now.”

Lindsay wasn’t the only celeb featured in the magazine’s icon spread. Camilla Belle was Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone portrayed Carrie Bradshaw, Emma Roberts did her best Audrey Hepburn. Also shown in the mag were Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as Michelle Obama, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer and Rumer Willis as the women of Woodstock.

So why is she mad at Katie? I doubt it was a diabolical plan created by Holmes to screw Lindsay Lohan out of magazine cover right after sneaking a few cheese cubes. (Seriously Katie, you look like an extra from the set of Sophie’s Choice.)

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SAG Awards Worst Dressed: Katie Holmes’ Nipples and Terri Hatcher’s Curtains

The SAG Awards fashion cup runneth over with dreadful fashion and faux pas. Katie Holmes clearly was cold and the entire time she was up at the podium. I am surprised that after she announced the award for the Best Actor category, Sean Penn didn’t add: “And I would like to thank Katie Holmes’ nipples for pointing the way to the stage…” to his speech.

Meanwhile the entire cast of “Desperate Housewives” won my nod for worst dressed. However, the worst of the worst was Terri Hatcher ripped down some curtains from my Aunt Boopy’s house and held the mess together with belt.

I thought these people had money? Seriously…I don’t care who you are. Nipples are are never a classy accessory. And Teri just looks frumpy.

What Others Said:

Dlisted - “Stepford Katie once again tried to do her best Posh impersonation and failed miserably. She looks more like my friend Armando trying to dress as Posh for Halloween using shit he bought at TJ Maxx.”

Katie Holmes for Miu Miu – Ad Photos

Katie Holmes’ Spring of 2009 Miu Miu campaign has surfaced. The Prada dress isn’t too bad, but Katie trying to look sexy makes me feel all teenage-angst. Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott in New York last November and tried to capture her sensual side. The point of the campaign photos were to “depict a “luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality.”

To me it is more Joey Potter giving her best “Dawson, did you just fart in the car? Please crack a window at least.” pose while wearing some designer garb.

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Katie Holmes is Saving the Economy

Thanks to her Scientologist padded pockets, Katie Holmes is single handedly stimulating our economy.

Tommy’s “Valkyrie” paycheck is going to replenish the funding for gym equipment. Holmes reportedly spent $7,000 on work out machinery alone. The rest of her spending has gone to babysitters, real estate, clothes and sushi.

Page Six has tallied up Katie’s and Tom Cruise’s spending habits. Telegraph Reports :

“They have spent an estimated $7,315 (£5,000) on dining out at top restaurants such as brasserie Balthazar, and sushi restaurant Nobu and more than $17,000 (£11,700) on clothes for Holmes and Suri from shops like Hermes and Bonpoint.”

Sitters for Suri have been guessed to run a tab of around $14,000 for a six month period. Their 3 bedroom apartment is said to cost around $4.8 million. Their total economy aid is hovering around $14 million for her 6 month adventure in New York.

I could find way better things than sushi, baby clothes and work out gear to spend millions on. You know that by “gym equipment” they mean Tommy’s lifts.

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