Khloe and Lamar Kancelled

Lamar Odom took ‘Khloe and Lamar‘ back behind the shed and put it out of its misery. I know the tricks who like to watch these famehookers tackle daily obstacles (like breaking sex swings) will be devastated.

This decision to end the steady flow of paychecks in exchange for dignity from E! came after a Odom was rejected/quit the Dallas Mavericks. He is now focusing on his basketball career instead of letting cameras document the various ways Khloe Kardashian tries to lure him into her vagalligator.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Dating Now

In news that only 2 people at the water cooler really find remotely interesting…Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating.

TMZ is hollering about Kim “rebounding” with Kanye after divorcing that basketball player who has an uncanny resemblance to the offspring of a gorilla and a bear. Sources say that they “just started” dating and West wooed Kim with a date to see ‘The Hunger Games.’ You know, because nothing says romance like children forced to kill each other.

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Kim Kardashian Pelted with Flour on Red Carpet – PHOTOS

Everyone is either A: tired of paying this fame-trollop to exist or B: see explanation A. While walking the red carpet for the launch of her perfume, ‘True Reflection,’ in West Hollywood, she was pelted with flour.

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Khloe Kardashian’s Real Dad to be Revealed ?!

And now the plot continues to thicken… People haven’t stop wondering if the rumors are true! Could Khloe Kardasian actually not be a Kardashian? Star Magazine printed an exclusive story featuring Robert Kardashian’s two widows. Both women are reporting that Robert knew that Khloe wasn’t his child because Kris Jenner had cheated on him during the time Khloe would have been conceived.

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Is O.J. Simpson Khloe Kardashian’s Real Dad?!

Best story of the day alert! O.J. Simpson is now claiming that when it comes to the paternity of Khloe Kardashian, he IS the father! *Maury voice*

You’ve got to admire the National Enquirer’s boldness in their efforts to sell papers. In this week’s cover story, O.J. Simpson is apparently claiming HE’S Khloe Kardashian’s real father! Who will be pegged as Khloe’s REAL father next?!

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2012 People’s Choice Awards Recap

In case you missed it, the 2012 People’s Choice Awards – hosted by ‘Big Bang Theory’s’ Kaley Cuoco – aired last night, live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Some of the stars and celebs in attendance: Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jason Segel, Jason Biggs, David Boreanaz, Elisha Cuthbert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Morgan Freeman, Paul Wesley, Ashley Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Liam Hemsworth, Julianne Hough, Terrence Howard, Vanessa Hudgens, Ewan McGregor and Ian Somerhalder. Here’s what happened during the show…

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Khloe NOT a Real Kardashian ?!

A day doesn’t go by without the mention of the Kardashian’s in the news. Seriously! I don’t talk about every ridiculous rumor or story, but today’s Kardashian gossip is super juicy and worth mentioning.

Ever notice how Khloe Kardashian seems to be the poster child for ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER? She doesn’t look like Kim and Kourteney too much. Well perhaps we now know why Khloe stands out from the others.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Affair

Amber Rose has weaved a tale of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian having an affair. When two egos collide it always ends in a supernova of self congratulatory sex. I am sure it wasn’t as great as Amber fears. Foreplay probably consisted of an argument over who is prettier and positioning a mirror at an angle in which they can both stare at themselves.

Apparently, Amber Rose thought that someone who dispenses wisdom such as, “an abortion can cost a ballin’ n*gga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ b*tches be getting pregnant on purpose,” would be able to keep his disco stick to himself.

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian to Terrorize Dallas

The great state of Texas is hunkering down hurricane style to prepare for the Kardashian Klan’s arrival. Board up your windows. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Lamar Odom has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks.

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Kris Humphries is Secretly a Genius

I too have had my fill of the Kardashians, but I couldn’t help but give one last post for Friday funsies.

So, the Dog and Pony Show of Kim Kardashian’s marriage has taken a new turn as Kris Humphries is reportedly a master of manipulation and seeking an annulment. He cited “fraud” in his request and if he is granted the annulment then the prenup he signed like Ariel giving Ursula her voice in exchange for legs, will be null and void. Then he can shop his story ‘Hurt Locker The Sequel: 72 Days of Revlon Crusted Hell.’

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