A new banner for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ has hit the net.
Robert Pattinson and Chris Hemsworth On Set FIGHT?!
November 2, 2011 By 3 Comments
I just love it when Now prints some fanfiction-esque story that involves Robert Pattinson fighting like some sort of scrappy actor circa Colin Farrell. The latest story they have concocted involves Thor.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart “Accidentally” Married
October 31, 2011 By 1 Comment
I bet you didn’t think today could possibly yield news about a wedding even faker than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were obviously very affected by shooting their characters’ pivotal scenes in “Breaking Dawn.” Sparklepants explained at a news conference that because his and Kristen’s wedding scene was filmed with an actual priest presiding over Edward and Bella’s nuptials, so “technically” they are married.
Johnny Depp “Raped” by Photo Shoots
October 4, 2011 By 1 Comment
In a classic case of ‘Omg, are you friggin’ kidding me??’, Johnny Depp has done what every celebrity does once or twice (or in Jessica Simpson’s case, a dozen times) in their career – Opened their mouth and said something completely and utterly ridiculous… Something crazy enough to make you stop and say ‘Wait, what?’ In his November Vanity Fair cover story, Depp has undoubtly raised the ire of feminists everywhere by comparing photo shoots to rape.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Engagement PROOF ?!
August 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Twi-hards, sit down and take a deep breath before reading any further… The same Star issue featuring the false engagement of Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are claiming that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have finally decided to make things legal and get married! The magazine reported that Stewart was spotted in Los Angeles carrying hand written notes that were supposedly love letters to Sparklepants with phrases like “Lover,” “my sweet” and “to my Fiance,” spotted throughout. But are these two actually engaged!?
New ‘Breaking Dawn’ Movie Stills – PHOTOS
August 19, 2011 By Leave a Comment
It feels like we have been seeing promos for this movie for the last decade and I am ready to get the screaming masses who would scalp Ol’ Sparklepants at some red carpet premiere done and over with.
Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron HATE Each Other ?!
August 18, 2011 By 2 Comments
Everyone loves a good ol’ fashioned cat fight. Hollywood Life has gone as far as employing a body language expert to analyze Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart to create a feud.
Dr. Lillian Glass told the site that the stars of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ don’t get along. Her proof? Charlize’s clenched hands and Kristen’s typical I DON’T WANNA BE HERE demeanor.
Robert Pattinson Gave Kristen Stewart a $40,000 Love Engraved Locket ?!
August 17, 2011 By 1 Comment
According to Star magazine (print edition), Robert Pattinson gave Kristen Stewart a $40,000 locket to remind her of his love. (I am told stuff like this makes normal women swoon. I prefer a bottle of Belvedere vodka and pecan waffles in the morning as a token of affection, but that’s just me.)
Kristen Stewart’s ‘W Magazine’ Fashion Issue
August 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
You know that feeling you get when you look at a magazine cover and you know you’re supposed to know who the person on the cover is, but you just can’t tell because they don’t look like themselves? That’s the feeling I got when I saw Kristen Stewart on the September cover of ‘W Magazine.’ Stewart swapped her usual grungy look for a 60’s inspired glamorous look as part of a photoshoot. It definitely suits her – In fact she looks a little like Lindsay Lohan, don’t you think? (That was meant to be a compliment, but in retrospect it wasn’t a particularly good one.)
Robert Pattinson ‘Ruined the Bed’ in Breaking Dawn Sex Scene
August 11, 2011 By 1 Comment
We haven’t had some good ol’ fashioned Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Twilight chatta in awhile. So, Entertainment Weekly brings us some fresh Sparklepants with his Lip Biter on the cover.
