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Lindsay Lohan Casting Angers Elizabeth Taylor’s Family

May 6, 2012 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

If this was a low budget showcase taking place above a bowling alley in honor of Elizabeth Taylor, then I’d say PERFECTO! Sadly, it’s not and Lifetime really is slumming it for an audience.

‘Liz and Dick’ will start shooting next month, but Planet Hiltron is sharing some pictures featuring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor. Some are pointing out that Liz was a bit of a mess during her youth and the Empress of Hot Mess isn’t all that radical of an idea, but girl is looking like busted blow up doll. I guess it is giving Marilyn Monroe a break. Taylor’s sons aren’t too happy about the casting either…

Lindsay Lohan ‘Not Cool’ on ‘Glee’ Set

April 27, 2012 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Like the Aunt who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner late, smokes at the table and takes all the mashed potatoes, Lindsay Lohan is angering the cast of ‘Glee’ with her ho tricks. Girl even looks like my 76 year old Aunt Tootie.

E! has some sources on set and they squealed that Lindsay showed up late and revealed that a car had to drive to the Chateau Marmont hotel to pick her gin soaked rump up…

Lindsay Lohan Confirmed to Play Elizabeth Taylor in Biopic

April 24, 2012 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Despite being involved in a hit and run, getting into two bar fights and looking unfortunate at Coachella, Lifetime still thinks it’s a good idea to let the Empress of the Hot Mess play a coveted American icon.

The network confirmed that Lindsay Lohan will be playing Elizabeth Taylor in their made-for-tv-movie, ‘Liz and Dick.’ The feature will detail the romance between Richard Burton and the late Elizabeth Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky Taylor.

Lindsay Lohan Bar Fight – Chapter 563

April 20, 2012 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan is such a homebody and dedicated to resuscitating her career from the depths of Lifetime tv movie roles, but she is still managing to get into bar fights…with her dad.

After claiming to have become the Patron Saint of Domestication, Lohan has been involved in a bar fight, a hit and run in a bar parking lot and partying at Coachella all while making last call. Last I checked, it was pretty hard to get in club brawl while sitting on your couch knitting. The initial report of the fight stated that a fellow club rat was hitting on Lindsay’s crotch goblins and this didn’t sit well with the freckled beast. She started shoving the bar critter who ran to the police pointing to bruises and filing battery charges.

Now, another woman claims that she was sitting in a booth near Lohan and her entourage, which included Lord of the Budget Ho Tricks – Michael Lohan, and Lindsay turned into a ginger terror after someone bumped her.

Via TMZ:

We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”

The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.

Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”

The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”

That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

Michael then grabbed her and left the club immediately. I don’t see how the battery charges fit into this new story unless “aggressive pokes” are now considered assault. If that is true, you Facebook Pokers are in for it.

Anyway, Lindsay claimed she was at home watching Golden Girls reruns and nursing kittens back to health with an eyedropper full of milk and nowhere near any bars. Surveillance footage proves otherwise. Her rep has since changed her story and refuses to comment any further now that she has been caught as a liar, liar crotch on fire.

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Lindsay Lohan Investigated for Battery After Alleged Bar Fight

April 9, 2012 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Lindsay ‘Clubbing Makes Me Uncomfortable’ Lohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.

Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.

‘Glee’ Spoilers: Lindsay Lohan and Whoopi Goldberg Guest Stars

March 28, 2012 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I don’t watch this mess featuring the music from whatever is on Ryan Murphy‘s iPod/latest ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ CD. So this means very little to me, but Gleeks will want to set their DVR to stun because Lindsay Lohan is allegedly going to be on ‘Glee.’

Lindsay Lohan is Paying Porn Stars for Sex

March 20, 2012 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

We can pretty much call BS on any headline that claims Lindsay Lohan pays for anything besides 8 balls and bail these days. Alas, it’s a slow day and a porn star decided to make himself relevant by mentioning that he dipped his peen in Lohan’s pit of despair in exchange for cash.

Some hump star named Voodoo says that he rode Lohan around like a miniature pony at a kid’s birthday party while her father was sleeping upstairs…

Lindsay Lohan Hit Someone…With Her CAR

March 14, 2012 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Because we are shameless gossip mongers, we’d love this daily Lindsay Lohan Did Something Unsurprisingly Stupid Shiz update to be juicier than it is.

Lindsay was behind the wheel of her Porsche (well, there’s your problem) and hit the manager of a Hookah Lounge while trying to pull a U-turn. She was leaving the Sayers Club in L.A. shortly after midnight, because she hates going out and partying now, when paparazzi scared her and somehow caused her to hit a pedestrian.

Lindsay Lohan Mistaken for 66 Year Old Debbie Harry – PHOTOS

March 7, 2012 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Tag this with a bit of awesome. No real “news” value, but I can’t help but share this beautiful moment between Lohan hungry paps and a 66 year old.

Lindsay Lohan Bombs on SNL – VIDEOS

March 4, 2012 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I hope Lindsay Lohan has a plan B when it comes to reinventing herself as serious actress who rose above snorting the coke of the cracks of Paris Hilton’s car seats and drinking a bottle of Tilex in rehab. You know…just to take the edge off.

[Lindsay Lohan SNL Monologue VIDEO]

Lohan’s SNL gig didn’t wow us, although I think she should be given credit for showing up without having to propped up on a chair while some intern scrubs artichoke dip and vomit out of her hair. Her monologue was the only mention her of trouble riddled life with cast members checking for signs of drunkery. Kenan Thompson came out and checked her eyes and provided the one and only moment I laughed out loud by adding, “I’ll save you the trouble of checking mine. I’ve been stoned since ‘Good Burger.’

Here are some of the skits that Lindsay tried to milk a laugh out of…