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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has leaked. The official cover features Lohan spray painted with Revlon, dipped in Photoshop and drenched in air brush after someone deloused, exfoliated and pumped her full of collagen. Take note that this spread was her second try.
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover was due to make its debut on December 15th, but someone got a hold of a copy and leaked it to the net. The Insider posted the cover shot of Lindsay straddling a red chair in the shape of the bunny moniker.
Full shot behind the cut.
This just in: There’s more reason to hate Lindsay Lohan. Everyone’s favorite repeat offender was said to have been dating Heath Ledger when he died three years ago.
Lindsay Lohan can smell an open bar within a 50 mile radius so naturally she tried to Honey Badger her way into Leonardo DiCaprio’s post ‘J.Edgar’ premiere party after getting naked for Hugh Hefner in her second attempt at a tasteful Playboy spread.
Just before going to jail for being a failure at life, sobriety and following simple orders to show up for community service, Lindsay tried to breeze her way into Leo’s A-List party. Security at the front door laughed as she stumbled up to the door and they refused to let her in. She eventually named dropped enough people to convince them she wasn’t a 45 year old IHOP waitress fallen on hard times and they grudgingly let her in…
Although Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay Lohan to surrender herself to police custody by November 9th, Miss Lohan has other orders. Orders from a more powerful figure. Orders from Hugh Hefner - Girl needs to get naked again.
Lindsay Lohan was back in court today to face the Judge because of a probation violation. She was kicked out of her community service program at the Downtown Woman’s clinic and she wasn’t full filling all of her court mandated obligations.
There’s just something about that Lohan family – they just can’t seem to stay out of jail. While his daughter was busy showing her naughty bits to Playboy photographers (yes, she’s posing for Playboy… and yes, “Eeew!”), Michael Lohan was busy manhandling his on-again off-again girlfriend Kate Major.
It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan resorted to porn to pay the rent (Editor’s Note: Read “rent” as blow/booze habit.) Our favorite professional probation violator is in talks to pose nude for Playboy.
The going rate for a child star with a penchant for self harming and a Sunday morning 8 Ball is $750,000. Lindsay was holding out for $1 million but soon discovered that A: we have seen her nude before and B: no one really wants to see her nude again.
I think it’s official: Lindsay Lohan has the worst parents ever.
If she weren’t such a train wreck I’d feel bad for her. Her father is busy telling anyone that will listen that she’s a crackhead, and that she needs a little Dr. Drew in her life. And now her momager, Dina, is planning on penning a tell all book about life as Lindsay’s mom. Dina has been shopping the book about Lindsay for weeks now, and the contents are none too flattering… Will she reveal how Lindsay aged 30 years in 3? Science demands an answer.
Per TMZ:
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
Notice how she doesn’t blame herself? Not being a brilliant literary mind, Dina actually has a ghost writer doing the heavy writing for the book, but according to TMZ she’s totally on board with exploiting her daughter’s disastrous life. I see Dina, so you figure your daughter is gonna spend a year in the slammer so you need to make money.
With parents like these, who needs enemies. Poor LiLo never had a chance. Excuse me, I’ve got to go call my parents and tell them how much I love them.
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Oh where to begin with the latest Lindsay Lohan drama? Yesterday she was in front of the judge for a probation evaluation. Things did not go well. The Judge was not impressed in the least with her attempt to complete her community service. When it was all said and done, Lindsay’s probation was revoked and she was taken to jail. The bail was set at $100k so of course she bailed out right away.
But it looks like old habits die hard for Lilo. Although she promised she’d take her probation and community service seriously, she got off to a really bad start today. The Judge ordered her to complete 16 hours at the LA County Morgue by November 2nd which is the formal hearing regarding her probation. She vowed to start working at the morgue right away and was set to begin work at 8am this morning.
To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
