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It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan resorted to porn to pay the rent (Editor’s Note: Read “rent” as blow/booze habit.) Our favorite professional probation violator is in talks to pose nude for Playboy.
The going rate for a child star with a penchant for self harming and a Sunday morning 8 Ball is $750,000. Lindsay was holding out for $1 million but soon discovered that A: we have seen her nude before and B: no one really wants to see her nude again.
I think it’s official: Lindsay Lohan has the worst parents ever.
If she weren’t such a train wreck I’d feel bad for her. Her father is busy telling anyone that will listen that she’s a crackhead, and that she needs a little Dr. Drew in her life. And now her momager, Dina, is planning on penning a tell all book about life as Lindsay’s mom. Dina has been shopping the book about Lindsay for weeks now, and the contents are none too flattering… Will she reveal how Lindsay aged 30 years in 3? Science demands an answer.
Per TMZ:
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
Notice how she doesn’t blame herself? Not being a brilliant literary mind, Dina actually has a ghost writer doing the heavy writing for the book, but according to TMZ she’s totally on board with exploiting her daughter’s disastrous life. I see Dina, so you figure your daughter is gonna spend a year in the slammer so you need to make money.
With parents like these, who needs enemies. Poor LiLo never had a chance. Excuse me, I’ve got to go call my parents and tell them how much I love them.
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Oh where to begin with the latest Lindsay Lohan drama? Yesterday she was in front of the judge for a probation evaluation. Things did not go well. The Judge was not impressed in the least with her attempt to complete her community service. When it was all said and done, Lindsay’s probation was revoked and she was taken to jail. The bail was set at $100k so of course she bailed out right away.
But it looks like old habits die hard for Lilo. Although she promised she’d take her probation and community service seriously, she got off to a really bad start today. The Judge ordered her to complete 16 hours at the LA County Morgue by November 2nd which is the formal hearing regarding her probation. She vowed to start working at the morgue right away and was set to begin work at 8am this morning.
I have pretty much lost count of how many times Lindsay Lohan has been cuffed (for legal reasons). But this is her 6th mug shot. Dumb ho is half way to a calendar spread.
Who am I kidding? Gurl is just a plain ol’ disaster. Someone forgot to shower, exfoliate, powder, lipstick, and Gucci Lindsay Lohan before pointing her in the direction of a red carpet and telling her there was an open bar at the end of it.
Is it possible for Lindsay Lohan to get into more trouble? Yes. And this latest news has nothing to do with drugs, alcohol, driving or stealing. Well.. stealing of a different sort. A few days ago, Lohan was photographed getting intimate with a rich married guy. But like all good affairs, it ended the moment his wife and kids came home. Lohan is now accused of confronting Vikram Chatwal’s estranged wife Priya Sachdev at his hotel, shockingly saying “You are his wife?”
Lindsay Lohan caused controversy after allegedly tossing a drink over a photographer at a New York Fashion Week event. Lohan was said to have become quite angry after photographer Jasper Rischen took her picture of her at a fashion party hosted by V Magazine bosses. Without warning, Lohan stood up from where she was hanging out with a friend and threw a drink – glass and all – hitting a cocktail waitress. Her aim wasn’t that great because she reportedly screamed at the waitress, “Not you, him!” pointing at Rischen, who confirmed the craziness with a tweet.
Another day, another debate. While yesterday’s may have been of the political sort, today’s is of the anatomical. The argument lies beneath Lindsay Lohan‘s dress.
Lohan has been taking in some high fashion at NYC’s Fashion week. She’s been spotted at many runway shows and has been partying hard at the after parties. Last night she hit the town and it looks like Lindsay may have upgraded a bit. She’s showing off major cleavage and it looks like she may have gotten a new pair.
You know you’ve gone down hill when you can’t even get work as a stripper! Reports are claiming that Lindsay Lohan was very close to landing a role in the upcoming film ‘Magic Mike,’ and would have played Alex Pettyfer’s girlfriend described as a character that’s “trouble with a capital T.” That’s pretty much Lindsay in a nutshell. Instead, the part went to Riley Keough (Elvis’ granddaughter and Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter). But why did producer Steven Soderbergh choose a newbie over a “seasoned vet?”
Everyone has their own definition of what’s considered artistic. Lindsay Lohan has been the subject of many “artistic” photo shoots over the last few years. Some involved heroin needles, lingerie, and even a gun. Her latest “artistic” photo shoot is pretty creepy and involves lots of blood. Don’t worry, Lindsay hasn’t decided to add “homicide” to her ever-expanding list of bad decisions – she’s just been getting in touch with her vampire side in a new Tyler Shields photo shoot.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
