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Madonna Dumped by Jesus

February 2, 2010 By Holly Stafford 4 Comments

After just recently being rumored to be trying for a baby (read about that here), Madonna and boy-toy Jesus Luz have reportedly split. The Brazilian underwear model called off their relationship, citing their age difference and basically having nothing in common.

Per Sun Times:

It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.

Fueling the break up rumor even more, author Ian Halperin claimed that Madonna was recently caught making out with mid seventies man, who is allegedly a retired Wall Street exec, at the Kabbalah center.

Per Ian Undercover:

Sources close to the singer said the Material Girl is tired of dating “shallowless toy boys”. The older man, a retired Wall Street exec, has been a regular at the center for almost 20 years, according to one of the centers’ longtime practitioners. “They’re definitely an item,” the source confirmed.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check on my Grampy Marty and make sure he doesn’t have Madge secretly bringing him fruit cups.

Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Madonna Tagged With: Ian Halperin, Jesus Luz, Madonna, Madonna Boyfriend, Madonna Dumped By Jesus, Madonna Jesus Luz, Madonna Jesus Luz Split Kabbalah, Madonna Relationship

Hope For Haiti

January 22, 2010 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

On a serious note today, kittens…

We are all aware of the devastating earthquake that recently rocked the small island-nation of Haiti.

Tonight, a-listers from all over the globe will unite to hold the ‘Hope for Haiti’ telethon. The telethon will air on all major US networks and will feature performers such as Rihanna, Bono and The Edge, and Jay-Z, along with the likes of Robert Pattinson, Justin Timberlake, and Taylor Swift all asking for you to spare a few seconds of your time and a few dollars for Haiti.

Via Popeater:

In New York, Haitian native (Wycleff) Jean will host, while George Clooney will hold down the fort in Los Angeles. Throughout the night, CNN’s Anderson Cooper will report from Port-au-Prince.

Our pals at The Fab Life have rounded up a list of presenters and speakers as well:

LA: Ben Stiller, Brad Pitt, Chris Rock, Drew Barrymore, George Clooney, Halle Berry, Leonardo DiCaprio, Meryl Streep, Morgan Freeman, Oprah Winfrey, Samuel L. Jackson

NYC: President Bill Clinton and Jon Stewart

London: Robert Pattinson

People can purchase the night’s musical performances for 99 cents each through iTunes starting Saturday. All proceeds will go to Haiti relief.

Take time and help those who truly need it.

‘Hope for Haiti’ airs TONIGHT at 8:00 PM EST.

Filed Under: Beyonce, Brad Pitt, Christina Aguilera, Drew Barrymore, George Clooney, Halle Berry, Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Madonna, Oprah, Real News, Rihanna, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: George Clooney, Haiti Telethon, Hope for Haiti, Hope for Haiti Telethon, Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Robert Pattinson

Jesus Lulz Nude Pics

January 22, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

My Grandma Betty is going to be spending the day praying for my soul after she peeks at Jesus Luz’s peen.Photos of the uncensored Jesus Luz and Madonna W Magazine spread have surfaced for your Friday funsies.

All I have to say is someone needs to give Photoshoppers R Us an award for making Madge not look like the old woman who seduced children with candy and then tosses them in her EZ Bake Oven.

Naughty Nude Photos of Naked Jesus Luz are After the Cut. Click Read More…

Madonna Wants a Baby Jesus

January 19, 2010 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Someone really needs to remind her that she is over a half-century old! Madonna is hoping to add a 5th child to her family… but not through adoption. Apparently, she wants to conceive a child with her 22 year old Brazilian model boyfriend Jesus Luz, who she’s been dating around 2 years now. Has she not already got a new baby in Jesus?

Per NME:

The 51-year-old, who split with husband Guy Ritchie in 2008, has reportedly consulted doctors and fertility specialists about conceiving another child, after Luz apparently told her that becoming a father would be his “greatest adventure”.

Jesus is said to be as keen to have a baby with his pop superstar lover, always wanting to have children, and has said he ‘wanted to go on this journey for her.’ Madonna has reportedly told friends that Jesus would make a ‘fantastic dad.’

Per The Sun:

“She knows that, at 51, it’s going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge.”

I’m sorry, but shouldn’t Madge’s vag be in retirement right now, since menopause should have already started? However, she is unlikely to make him her third husband, with Jesus previously saying he was not ready to get married. Madonna, is already mother to her two biological children Lourdes and Rocco and two adopted children, David and Mercy. I think its a little too late for her. But who better than to have it with than Ms. Material Girl? She’ll most likely die way before he does, setting him and the baby up for life. It’s obviously not just the women who are gold diggers nowadays.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Guy Ritchie, Madonna Tagged With: Guy Ritchie, Madonna, Madonna Baby, Madonna Child, Madonna Conceive, Madonna David, Madonna Fertility Specialists, Madonna Jesus Luz, Madonna Jesus Luz Baby, Madonna Jesus Luz Conceive, Madonna Jesus Luz Pregnant, Madonna Lourdes, Madonna Mercy, Madonna Rocco

Warren Beatty Beds Most Of Hollywood

January 4, 2010 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

Although this really comes as no surprise, biographer Peter Biskind is releasing details of actor Warren Beatty’s insaitable sexual appetite in his new book “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America.”

According to Biskind, Beatty snagged nearly 13,000 Hollywood ‘It’ Girls, and some not so ‘It’ girls, and maybe even your mom.

Via The New York Post:

“…12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.”

“As it turns out, the ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ star was a late bloomer and didn’t lose his virginity until he was almost 20 — but he would make up for lost time in the decades to follow, bedding just about every woman on Hollywood’s ever-changing A-list, as well as any other woman who happened to, literally, cross paths with him.”

Biskind, a noted Hollywood writer, developed a friendship with Beatty in an attempt to get him to authorize the biography…and dish on several of his conquests.

The plan worked. The result? Beatty spills on ladies from Jane Fonda to Madonna to Joan Collins and even ‘The Nanny’ herself, Fran Drescher.

On Jane Fonda:

“Oh, my God. We kissed until we had practically eaten each other’s heads off,” Beatty tells Biskind. Beatty would later rave about Fonda’s sexual prowess “due to her ability to virtually unhinge her jaw, like a python that swallows prey much larger than itself.”

On Fran Drescher:

“[Drescher]recalls one colorful exchange with the actor, who was sleeping with ‘Ishtar’ star, Isabelle Adjani. “He offered to introduce her to Adjani, saying, ‘We were both talking about you while lying in bed last night.’ Adjani told her, ‘You are very beautiful.’ But it wasn’t until Beatty added, ‘We were both hoping you would like to join us for dinner this evening, just the three of us,’ that the flashbulb went off: ‘I sure as hell knew a ménage-à-troiserino when I saw one,’ she thought.” Drescher turned down the offer.”

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Quotes, Madonna, WTF?!? Tagged With: Peter Biskind, Peter Biskind Warren Beatty, Warren Beatty, Warren Beatty Biography, Warren Beatty Book, Warren Beatty Fran Drescher, Warren Beatty Jane Fonda, Warren Beatty Joan Collins, Warren Beatty Lovers, Warren Beatty Madonna

New Music Friday – Debi Nova

December 11, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

With six Grammy Award nominations and a number one dance single under her belt, singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Debi Nova is ready to make her mark on the rest of the world. In March 2010, Decca Records will release Nova’s genre-defying, debut album “Luna Nueva.” The album is an electrifying combination of irresistible Latin rhythms and potent pop smarts that showcase this vivacious artist’s considerable musical gifts (she plays piano, guitar, bass and more) as well as her rich Latina heritage.

Per MySpace:

“I started taking piano lessons at four and by the time I was twelve I knew I wanted to pursue a career in music” stated Debi.

Produced by multi-Grammy nominated Marius de Vries (Madonna, Josh Groban) and Gustavo Santaolalla (“Brokeback Mountain,” “Babel“), Luna Nueva is a labor of love, long in the making, which not only showcases Nova’s electrifying vocals and musicianship, but her songwriting talents as well. The first single is the playful soca/hip-hop inspired “Drummer Boy.”

Already a massive star in her native Costa Rica, Debi has toured with both Ricky Martin and Sergio Mendes as a featured vocalist and has performed for more than 8 million people globally. As a songwriter, the Costa Rican beauty has written hit songs for Belinda and RBD, two of Latin Americas biggest artists. Since the beginning of the year Debi’s been in the studio aiming to create a sound that blends all the influences and musical experiences she’s had. Combining her passion for Bossa Nova, Hip Hop and lots in between, a sound that Debi affectionately terms “Tropical Soul.” You can learn more about Debi’s process of recording an album in both English and Spanish in her new EPK above, and click here to check out her first single “Drummer Boy.”

Filed Under: Awards, Celebrity Gossip, Madonna, Music, Myspace, Videos Tagged With: Babel, Belinda, Bossa Nova, Brokeback Mountain, Costa Rica, Debi Nova, Decca Records, Grammy Award, Gustavo Santaolaalla, Hip Hop, Josh Groban, Latin, Latina, Luna Neuva, Madonna, Marius de Vries, nomination, Performance, Performed, RBD, Ricky Martin, Sergio mendes, Singer, Songwriter, Vocalist

Adam Lambert Defends His Over-The-Top Performance

November 23, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or you’re just now waking up from your vodka & cranberry induced hangover, then you’ve heard about Adam Lamberts‘ way over the top lol-tastic AMA closing performance last night singing his new single “For Your Entertainment.” (Check it out here.) Now Lambert is speaking out, giving no apologies for his sexually-charged performance which angered parents who quickly began posting messages of disgust online.

Per StarPulse:

“I’m hoping people were entertained. For those who weren’t, maybe I’m not their cup of tea. I’m just trying to have a good time onstage. It’s a sexy song. It’s 2009; it’s time to take more risks. It’s about entertainment. People want to be surprised. It’s too bad that people are so scared.”

In addition to starting the performance out by dragging a female dancer around by her ankles, pushing a male dancer’s head into his gyrating crotch, snapping the bikini area of another female’s costume, flipping off the crowd, walking a pair of male dancers around on a leash, and taking every opportunity to thrust his hips and remind us all that he’s a very limber guy, Lambert took a moment mid-song to play tonsil hockey with his straight keyboard player on the spur of the moment. When asked how he would feel if the performance was edited for West Coast viewers, Lambert said he would not be happy.

“If it’s gonna be edited, then in a way that’s discrimination. I don’t mean to get political, but Madonna, Britney and Christina (kissing at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards) weren’t edited. It’s a shame. Female entertainers have been risqué for years. Honestly, there’s a huge double standard.”

ABC had to quickly cut to an audience shot during the performance when Lambert had a male dancer simulate oral sex on him, and at least some portion of that performance (presumably the latter) did not get approved beforehand, and was cited as being too racy to repeat on the west coast airing. Critical reaction to Lambert’s performance mixed, with some applauding his boldness but more questioning the over-the-top nature of what can only be described as him trying too hard to be noticed and taken seriously. Luckily, he gets a semi do-over tonight on Letterman where he will hopefully tone down the antics and concentrate more on what he should be known for – the singing. Adam sounded like a lounge act in Reno last night. This kid is trying too hard to be “edgy” and “controversial”. Not of fan of his cheap tricks to get fame. It was all “For HIS Entertainment.”

Filed Under: "Britney Spears", Awards, Celebrity Gossip, Christina Aguilera, Madonna Tagged With: ABC, Adam Lambert, ama, approved, Bikini Area, Britney, Christina, Crotch, Edited, For Your Entertainment, Kiss, Kissing, letterman, Madonna, Male, MTV Video Music Awards, Oral Sex, Performance, Racy, Risque, Sex, Sexual, Sexually, Thrust, VMAs

Madonna NOT Dead

October 26, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Here is your daily NOT Dead Report…

Madonna and LL Cool J are both alive and well. While the stream of celebrities meeting their end continues to trickle, the latest being Soupy Sales, Madge and LL are not a part of the fallen stars. As usual searches that lead you to “info on their deaths” just give you the gift of spyware and viruses.

In fact, Madonna is getting her do-gooding on and setting up her Raising Malawi Academy For Girls school. It’s kinda like the slutty version of Oprah’s school in South Africa where the children will learn about pleather thigh high boots and how to piss off Elton John and the Pope.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Madonna Tagged With: doue, ll cool j died, love don t live here anymore, Madonna, Madonna and LL Cool J, madonna news

Madonna Rejected by Eminem – Rolling Stone Cover Photos

October 14, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Eminem has wisely refused to work with Madonna on any musical collaboration. In an interview for Rolling Stone, Madge admitted that she had attempted to work with Eminem, but he didn’t return the desire.

Per Rolling Stone:

“I wanted to work with Eminem. I don’t think he wanted to work with me. Maybe he’s shy.”

Madonna also revealed that she loves her some Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake. Surprise. The rest of the interview is like an admission of Lohan’s love of lesbians and blow.

“On Lady GaGa: “I see myself in Lady Gaga. When I saw her, she didnt have a lot of money for her production. she’s got holes in her fishnets, and there’s mistakes everywhere. It was kind of a mess, but I can see that she has that IT Factor. It’s nice to see that at a raw stage”

On her biggest hits: “I’ve never been a good judge of what things are going to be huge or not. The songs that I think are the most retarded songs I’ve written, like “Cherish” and “Sorry”, a pretty big hit off my last album, end up being the biggest hits. “Into the Groove” is another song I feel retarded singing, but everybody seems to like it.”

On Justin Timberlake : “Justin is a brilliant songwriter. I mean, “What Goes Around…..Comes Around?” Brilliant. I thought it would be a challenge to work with him. He’s sort of a Cary Grant . I love him. I love working with him.”

Zzzzzz…I told ya.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Quotes, Madonna, Magazines Tagged With: interview for Rolling Stone, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Madge, Madonna Rejected by Eminem, madonna rolling stone

Guy Ritchie Calls Madonna Retarded

October 8, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Apparently, following their break-up last year, Madonna stated that ex-husband, Guy Ritchie was “emotionally retarded.”

Now, the Rock-n-Rolla director has struck back. In an interview with Esquire Magazine, Ritchie continues by hurling more insults at his baby mama.

Via The New York Post:

“Ritchie lobbed it right back at her. ‘I still love her. But she’s retarded, too,’ Ritchie told the magazine. Ritchie also conceded his ex ‘makes things happen’ and works hard at her career. The pair, married for eight years, got divorced in the UK last November.”

Remember, sitcks and stone may break your bones, but calling Madge retarded will only get the gays mad at you.

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