Time Magazine Breastfeeding Cover – PHOTOS

A woman who still breastfeeds her NEARLY 4 YEAR OLD son made the cover of Time Magazine. While the thought of a preschooler taking a time out from playing tag to breastfeed seems like something that would make Dr. Phil spit out all sorts of euphemisms for GURL, YOU CRAZY, she thinks that it is perfectly normally and natural.

Jamie Lynne Grumet, a 26 year old stay-at-home mom, says she is still busting out the boob for her son despite the fact that most of the world feels it’s all sorts of wrong. She was breastfed until she was 6 years old and look at how awesome that turned out! (I’m sorry, but all I can picture her saying is: “LOOK AT ME Y’ALL! I’M ON ONE OF THEM FANCY MAGAZINES!”)

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Kate Upton in a Bikini on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue– PHOTOS

Kate Upton is wearing something I think is supposed to be a bikini, but might very well be a couple of eye patches sewn together. The model scored the cover for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2012.

There isn’t really much more to add to her spread other than the angle makes her left boob appear to be shy while making her right boob look like the outgoing twin who puts out. I could be wrong, but it’s just a theory. As if straight men/lesbians are still reading at this point. I am pretty confident that most are just baffled as to how her chrysanthemum isn’t waving at us from the front page.

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Chris Brown Named GQ’s ‘Worst Dressed Man’

Team Breezy, starting writing your complaint letters to GQ! The magazine has named Chris Brown the Worst Dressed Man of the year! Surely there are a lot worse dressers out there in the celebrity world, right?

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Taylor Swift’s Dating Advice

Taylor Swift took some time off from washing her unicorns on planet Rainbow Brite to pose for the cover of Vogue. All hating aside, she looks AMAZING. Ok, back to hating… So Taylor is really trying to cement status as a crazy cat lady, because she went all sorts of loco when talking about her biggest problem: MEN.

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Justin Bieber’s Feminie V Magazine Spread Angers Fans – PHOTOS

Justin Bieber is a dead ringer for Hilary Swank circa ‘Boys Don’t Cry.’ He has been giving Zac Efron a run for his Pretty, Pretty Princess Tiara since he crawled onto the scene and batted his eyelashes. Apparently Beliebers just got the memo and launched into a Twitter tirade about the V magazine photo spread that includes Justin wearing a crown and his earrings, a woven shirt that teases a peek at his hairless and boney chest and a helmet that he must have used to play dress up with but outgrew.

His die-hard fans fired back that just because the shoot was total crap and made him look like an androgynous dress up doll, it doesn’t make him gayer than Elton John’s fanny pack. Beibs’ manger also Tweeted some ‘Chicken Soup for the Soul’ shiz talking about selfishness and negativity. Later, ‘We Love Justin’ trended on the social network. It was an adorable uprising that ended like some after school special. Warm fuzzies ensued.

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Lady Gaga Exposes Breast in Vogue – PHOTOS

Lady Gaga is pulling a Janet Jackson and letting her floppy boob loose in Vogue Italia.

Gaga exposes her left breast in the magazine’s January issue. Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin took the photos showing the ‘Marry the Knight’ songstress in a Yves Saint Laurent suit that has been mixed with some Rapunzel’s weave and Terminator’s innards.

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Justin Timberlake’s Esquire Cover Worst Seller of the Year

Apparently the sight of Justin Timberlake no longer makes us want to whip out $3.95. His October cover feature on Esquire was the worst seller for the mag in 2011. The solo cover only sold 73,000 copies.

Justin also bombed again on the cover of W despite the added feature of Amanda Seyfried. The issue only sold 15,000 copies. This was the second worst selling cover for the fashion meets art/culture mag.

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Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2011 Is…

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Lindsay Lohan Snubs Ellen DeGeneres

Lindsay Lohan is making sure her title as Professional Screw Up from the land of F.U.B.A.R. After leaving $10K in cash laying around in an unlocked car (dealers don’t accept American Express), she is failing to pimp her own Playboy spread.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread Leak – PHOTOS

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has leaked. The official cover features Lohan spray painted with Revlon, dipped in Photoshop and drenched in air brush after someone deloused, exfoliated and pumped her full of collagen. Take note that this spread was her second try.

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