LAWD. Snooki is going to give birth to a drunken Ewok and now Megan Fox might be pregnant with a mini trailer park sage with a case of mythical OCD. I weep for humanity.
Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan Vie for Elizabeth Taylor Role
January 17, 2012 By 3 Comments
Megan Fox is threatening Lindsay Lohan’s bill paying job that doesn’t involve taking her top off. I don’t know what Elizabeth Taylor did to the lady network, but they are obviously seeking some kind of revenge in casting.
Lifetime is sneaky and name dropping anyone who commands tabloid fodder to bring attention to their biopic. Lohan was said to be “in talks” for the role and now Fox is currently being courted for the role.
Leonardo DiCaprio Dumps Blake Lively Because Mom Said To
July 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Blake Lively will no longer be giving paparazzi face as Leo hides behind a bush. According Now! Magazine Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Blake.
After Lively met Irmelin she had her son hit the EJECT button on Blake. Momma wasn’t impressed with her ability to kiss her own rump and tales of becoming besties with Karl Lagerfeld’s and modeling his latest creations for Chanel. Now the ‘Gossip Girl’ has a big case of the sads and can’t pull her shiz together.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Prisoners
July 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Someone hit the pity button on my emotions for me. Brad Pitt and Angelina are tortured souls who can’t fart without someone trying to bottle it and sell it on eBay. According Matt Damon they are just of running a tin cup across their 7 figure jail cell bars looking hungry and forlorn.
Shia LaBeouf Admits Megan Fox Hook Up, Beat Up Tom Hardy
June 28, 2011 By 3 Comments
Details magazine “scored” an interview with Shia LaBeouf just in time to pimp the Transformers: Dark of the Moon. (And by scored I mean “drew the short straw.”)
The mag dubs him “Hollywood’s Last Bad Boy” and I think it’s a typo, but the thought of some drunken punk harassing Walgreens security or beating on a Taco Bell employee who was rude and being labeled as “bad boy” sends my eyes rolling like a zig zag at Willie Nelson dinner party.
Steven Spielberg had Megan Fox Fired from Transformers
June 20, 2011 By 1 Comment
Don’t EVER bite the hand that feeds you by equating it to the second coming of Hitler who obsessed with boobs and spray tan that likes to keep it’s actors busy with educational trips to pyramids. That is pretty much common sense, but common sense is a foreign concept to Megan Fox. (Much like maternal instinct is to me.)
Megan Fox Removing Marilyn Monroe Tattoo – PHOTOS
April 26, 2011 By 1 Comment
Megan Fox appears to be getting that rid of that truck-stop trick tramp stamp. The Marilyn Monroe tattoo that has winked at you from the side of her butt at red carpet events is slowly fading.
‘Twilight: Eclipse’ Leads The Razzie Awards For Worst In Film
January 24, 2011 By 2 Comments
‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse‘ was one of the highest grossing films in 2010 dues to it’s cult following. However, not everyone think this series is cinema greatness. The awards for worst in film are coming up in February called “The Razzies” and Eclipse is nominated for 9 awards for the worst in film. Kristen Stewart is up for the Worst Actress trophy and the film’s lead male stars Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are set to battle it out for Worst Actor. Jackson Rathbone, who is part of the supporting cast for the vampire series is nominated for Worst Supporting Actor for two different films, Eclipse and ‘The Last Airbender.’
Per People:
Eclipse, which is also up for worst picture and worst screen ensemble, tied for the most nominations with M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender, another worst-picture nominee. Rounding out the worst-picture category are ‘The Bounty Hunter,’ ‘Sex & the City 2‘ and the Twilight parody ‘Vampires Suck.’
Joining Stewart in the Worst Actress category are Jennifer Aniston for The Bounty Hunter, Miley Cyrus for ‘The Last Song‘, and Megan Fox for ‘Jonah Hex,’ while Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon received nominations for their roles in the second Sex and the City sequel. Sparklepants is fighting some tough competition for Worst Actor along with Jack Black for ‘Gulliver’s Travels,’ Gerard Butler for The Bounty Hunter, and Ashton Kutcher, who is nominated twice for his parts in ‘Valentine’s Day’ and ‘Killers.’
The Razzie Awards ceremony will take place one day before the Oscars on February 26th. You may remember that Sandra Bullock actually showed up to receive her Razzie for Worst Actress last year. She, of course, received an Oscar the same year for Best Actress as well. Now Twilight has the chance to shine at the Razzie Awards, but I’m guessing the cast will skip that one.
Click here to see who is returning to Broadway.
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‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ – PHOTOS
January 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
All sorts of leaks to the net lately. Britney Spears’ latest single, ‘Don’t Hold It Against Me,’ hit the net yesterday in its raw/demo state. (Click HERE for that…)
Today we are being treated to some robots in disguise. Pics from the third installment of the Transformer series are circulating. ‘Dark of the Moon‘ will feature an Autobot group of Wreckers. They have a NASCAR look that drew inspiration of Juan Pablo Montoya, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Jimmie Johnson. (The blue car.) While Megatron has a new look as a dilapidated tanker.
For more Transformers 3 plot details, click HERE… Or you can wait for its July 1,2011 release.
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‘Love the Way You Lie’- MUSIC VIDEO, PHOTOS
August 5, 2010 By 1 Comment
Eminem’s collaboration with Rihanna has become a fan favorite from his album, “Recovery.” The official music video for ‘Love the Way You Lie” is due to premiere at 9 PM tonight on MTV just before “Jersey Shore.”
Until then you will have to enjoy photos of Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan starring in the video. The two play a couple who are involved in an abusive relationship which is obviously what the song is about.
Love the Way You Lie Lyrics
Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that’s alright
Because I like
The way it hurtsJust gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that’s alright
Because I love
The way you lieI love the way you lie
I love the way you lieI can’t tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there’s a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can’t breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels rightIt’s like I’m in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It’s like I’m huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I suffocateAnd right before I’m about to drown
She resuscitates me
She f**king hates meAnd I love it
Wait
Where you going
I’m leaving you
No you ain’t
Come back
We’re running right back
Here we go againIt’s so insane
Cause when it’s going good
It’s going great
I’m Superman
With the wind in his bag
She’s Lois LaneBut when it’s bad
It’s awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who’s that dude
I don’t even know his name
I laid hands on her
I’ll never stoop so low again
I guess I don’t know my own strengthJust gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that’s alright
Because I like
The way it hurtsJust gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that’s alright
Because I love
The way you lieI love the way you lie
I love the way you lieYou ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you’re with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit ‘em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get ‘em
Now you’re getting f**king sick
Of looking at ‘emYou swore you’ve never hit ‘em
Never do nothing to hurt ‘em
Now you’re in each other’s face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit ‘emYou push
Pull each other’s hair
Scratch, claw, bit ‘em
Throw ‘em down
Pin ‘emSo lost in the moments
When you’re in ‘em
It’s the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it’s best
To go your separate waysGuess that they don’t know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It’s a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin’ over
But you promised her
Next time you’ll show restraintYou don’t get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window paneJust gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that’s alright
Because I like
The way it hurtsJust gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that’s alright
Because I love
The way you lieI love the way you lie
I love the way you lieNow I know we said things
Did things
That we didn’t mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper’s just as bad
As mine isYou’re the same as me
But when it comes to love
You’re just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn’t you
Baby it was meMaybe our relationship
Isn’t as crazy as it seems
Maybe that’s what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away thoughCome inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don’t you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I’m pissed
I’ll aim my fist
At the dry wallNext time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it’s lies
I’m tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I’m a liarIf she ever tries to f**king leave again
I’mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fireJust gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that’s alright
Because I like
The way it hurtsJust gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that’s alright
Because I love
The way you lieI love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
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