Mel Gibson Blames Mel Menopause for Crazy Violence

It’s been awhile since we’ve had a fresh drama from the Melocaust.

About a year before Mel Gibson went glum C.U. Next Tuesday crazy and hit, threatened and yelled at Oksana Grigorieva, he wrote her a letter about his urge to get drunk and TP the Jewish neighbors.

Via TMZ:

“Sorry Honey,

I couldn’t sleep and my guts were churning – I Love You- and to tell the truth I haven’t really got a grip at the moment. I don’t know why I’m so whacky and depressed but I need to get well and re-enter life. Please don’t be upset I’ve gone — I’m just not myself and feel bad when I am so f**ked up and sick around you. I don’t want to inflict this unhealthy version of myself on you but be strong and together for you. I can’t be that! Maybe it’s some kind of male menopause– or Brian’s s**t or God knows what, but this isn’t who I was meant to be – I know it! I’m scared I can’t get back. I’m so ragged I could drink or commit a crime. The anger seems to be out of my control. I need to do something about it, something lasting. Not just a band aid.

Brian isn’t the answer neither is medication or the million other band aids the modern world provides cause what I’ve got is older. I should probably attend a lot of meetings again (A.A.) like I used to and be of service to more people then I’ll let go of my own selfish misery and become the man you intended me to be. Stop wallowing like some bitch my own drama. Sorry this is turning into a novel. I’ll call tomorrow.

I love you!
Need you!

Can’t live without you and I want us to be fulfilled (?) one to another, but I gotta do more work on myself.
See ya tomorrow If I’m not under a rock again.

Mel xxxxxx (Heart)”

I am no doctor but… ‘lower testosterone levels = more aggression, demands for jacuzzi blow jobs and threats of arson’ doesn’t make sense to me.

Mel Gibson Hit Son, Threw TV at Robyn Says Oksana

A day cannot pass without another story about Mel Gibson screaming about blow jobs, Jew blood or rose gardens. In Chapter 23 of the Chronicles of Mel Gibson: Smile and Blow Me, Oksana Grigorieva claims that Mel hit his son who was 9 at the time.

“Oksana told authorities about Mel’s ‘angry outbursts’ toward his own family and friends,” said a source, familiar with the investigation. “She said that Mel, in her presence, hit Tommy, in the head, while they were in a box watching a hockey game. She said Tommy started crying and whimpered for the remainder of the game, choosing to sit by himself, away from his father.”

Grigorieva goes on to claim that Mel bragged about throwing a tv at his now ex-wife, Robyn.

“In the Russian newspaper, a source close to the Soviet-born musician, detailed the alleged abuse against Robyn…

“Mel was telling several times how he threw a TV into her (Robyn) once when they were arguing,” the newspaper quoted the source as saying. “Thank god he missed and the TV fell out a second story window.”

During an interview Oksana did outside of a Ralph’s grocery store (not kidding) she explained that all the tapes being flooded to the net were recorded the same night and the only reason she recorded them was because she thought “she wouldn’t make it through the night.”

I can’t wait for Lifetime’s movie of the week on this rodeo. Twenty dollars and pack of Trojans says The Hoff will be playing Mel.

Leonardo DiCaprio Quits Mel Gibson Film

Mel Gibson has gone blow job crazy and offended anyone who is not of the Catholic faith, has fake boobs, isn’t a fan of oral copulation, is of Mexican or African American decent, horticulturalists (rose garden burning) and people who aren’t pro arson. I think I covered most of the offended…oh…wait I forgot glum C.U.Next Tuesdays. (I actually live next to one. I am sure she is in brooding pain over his hurtful words.) Apparently Radar has a total of 30 minutes worth of Mel screaming and not doubt flinging spittle everywhere. So that means there are about 50 more tapes of this nuttery. Click HERE for Mel Gibson Ranting Audio Tapes

Mel is waving good bye to his career with every “you deserved to be hit” (Editors note: I am pretty sure Jesus doesn’t like it when you beat your significant other.) So Leonardo DiCaprio is wisely jumping Gibson’s sinking ship. He was tied to a Viking film being produced by Graham King and Mel’s Icon Productions. Leo has quietly withdrawn from participating in the film.

Via Radar:

“Not a chance,” said a source, close to the Inception star, when asked if he was still planning to star in Gibson’s next project. A source close to DiCaprio said the star, who is currently basking in the release of his wildly acclaimed box-office topping movie Inception, did not want to risk his reputation, with being associated with Mel.

“Leo has earned the right to pick and choose who he works with and Mel Gibson is not one of them,” the source added.

You can also read more of Leonardo’s deep thoughts in his Rolling Stone interview. Click HERE for that.

Oksana Grigorieva Claims Mel Gibson Hit Their Daughter And Abused Her Son – PHOTO

A new day, a new accusation against Mel Gibson comes to light making my head spin. However, today’s accusations just may be the worse of all. Radar Online has mysteriously gotten their hands on a photograph of his and Oksana Grigorieva’s infant daughter Lucia after she was allegedly punched by Gibson. (Hear the audio recording here.) Grigorieva is claiming Gibson struck her twice while she held their daughter, and one of the punches grazed Lucia’s chin. Only two months old at the time, the photograph shows a small abrasion on her chin. Grigorieva is using the photograph to plead with the judge to allow her primary custody.

Oksana told authorities that she was holding Lucia when Mel punched her in the mouth and then in the left temple, causing her to fall backward onto a bed. She says the Oscar-winning actor/director then put a forearm across her throat and used the palm of his free hand to cover her face, causing her to gasp, struggle and fear for her life.

“Oksana said right after the incident, she observed blood and a small abrasion on Lucia’s chin, which was not there before the incident,” said a source, who is familiar with the law enforcement investigation. “She took photographed the abrasion that night.” Those photos are now evidence.

The Department of Children and Family Services has their hands on the photograph, and will be interviewing Mel later this week. Investigators from the agency have already interviewed Grigorieva and her son Alexander, who’s testimony could be very detrimental since he was, too, allegedly on the wrong end of Gibsons’ temper. Witnesses apparently saw Gibson get violent with Alexander over a cigarette.

Per TMZ:

It happened at a party last year in Costa Rica. Sources connected to the case say Oksana’s 12-year-old son, Alexander was playfully jumping up and down, trying to knock a cigarette out of Mel’s mouth. Oksana claims Mel exploded by grabbing the boy and throwing him violently onto a table.

Accusations of this ordeal arose in May while Gibson and Grigorieva were attempting to make an agreement on the custody arrangements in the mediation. Gibson’s lawyer did his own investigation on the matter and stated that there were “numerous adults and children” who witnessed what took place and have very different stories. TMZ reports the reason this event is so important is because it’s a question of credibility on Gibsons’ and Grigorievas’ part.

I’m guessing by now we all pretty much feel the same way about Mel but if Oksana stayed with him after he abused her son then there are no words to explain the disgust I feel towards her.

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Images Via: WENN.com, RadarOnline

Oksana Grigorieva Accuses Mel Gibson of Hitting Daughter – Tape 6

I have officially OD-ed on Mel Gibson. A sixth tape has surfaced and this time it features Mel yelling about his “maleness” and Oksana Grigorieva accusing him of hitting her and their infant daughter, Lucia.

Via Popeater:

“You hit me, and you hit her (Lucia) while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication.”

Her responded with:

“You need a kick up the a** for being a bitch c**t gold digging whore with a pu**y son! And I want my child and no one will believe you. So f**k you! I’m not giving you my house and you can rot! Unless you crawl back, suck my c**k and say you’re sorry! In that order! Do you understand me? You fu**ing offend my fu**ing maleness! My masculinity! My being! My soul! And you call me a sinner? You are a f**king moving violation. If you get raped, it’s your fault for showing off your fake tits like they’re some special deal. How much did they cost, those fakers?! You complain about Mastitis? They are fake, baby! Come on you’ve got bladders in there, are you crazy?”

If you are a glutton for the Mel Gibson Ranting Tapes…click HERE for Mel Gibson Rant Tape 4, click HERE for Mel Gibson Tape 3.

Mel Gibson Wants Ex-Wife, Robyn, Back

After Oksana Grigorieva released a photoshopped picture of herself with two broken veneers (click HERE to see that) and a plethora of tapes featuring Mel Gibson screaming about blow jobs, arson and death threats (click HERE for those) , Mel is reportedly wanting to reunite with ex-wife Robyn.

Last week, Robyn submitted an affidavit that Gibson never hit or threatened her at any time during relationship. Mel was touched by her attempt to help and is now making efforts at winning her back.

Via PopEater:

“Mel didn’t ask Robyn for the affidavit and wept when he found out about she had done for him. He just wants his life to return to normal. Before he ever met that woman,” an insider tells me. “He knows his Hollywood career is over. Now he just wants to return to Australia with his ex wife and children. Buy a ranch in the outback and live the rest of his life out of the spotlight.”

Mel has NOT left America…yet. He has sold his New York mansion at a several million dollar loss. Mel also has his Malibu home on the market and hopes to sell it just as quickly. Reps for Gibson are pooing on the story that he is about to flee back to Australia and insist “he is focusing on work.”

Bwhahaha! What work?

Oksana Grigorieva Bruised, Broken Teeth Picture is Altered – PHOTO

Radar has taken a break from raping your ears with Mel Gibson ranting and yelling four letter words (click HERE for those Mel Gibson rants) and released the photo Oksana Grigorieva taken shortly after Mel Gibson allegedly punched her. You aren’t missing much, as a giant pink logo covers 90% of her face and two clearly photoshopped bruises and two chipped veneers are shown. I have seen pictures of Big Foot that had more legitimacy.

Oksana’s doctor gave his opinion on the photo to TMZ

“Sources connected with the dentist who treated Oksana Grigorieva tell TMZ the dentist believes ‘100% the photo circulating on the Internet has been altered.’ We’re told Dr. Ross Shelden is saying, ‘The nose is not hers. The lips are not right. It’s not a true and accurate picture. It has definitely been altered.’ We’re also told the doctor says the teeth are in fact Oksana’s, reaffirming that the teeth are intact, but one veneer was damaged and one was broken.”

Hmmm…thoughts?

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Quoteables:

Dlisted: “Mel is crazier than a pack of rabid possums on a 5150 hold, so I totally believe that he’s capable of bringing the passion of his fist onto anybody who goes into the Jacuzzi without him or refuses to blow him with a smile.”

The Superficial: “Neither one is the innocent victim here even if they made a movie about Jesus, so God willing, for the sake of their daughter, they’ll resolve this thing the old-fashioned way: Family Feud!”

Mel Gibson’s Ex-Wife Supports Him in Court

Just when you thought the, um, situation Mel Gibson is in couldn’t get any weirder, now his ex-wife Robyn Gibson has come out in SUPPORT of the actor who dumped her after decades of marriage and multiple children.

Robyn Gibson wrote a sworn deposition to an LA court testifying that Mel was never physically abusive to her or their children during their 28 year marriage.

Via TMZ:

“Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage.” Robyn also says there was never any domestic violence perpetrated by Mel against any of their children.

CLICK HERE to hear Mel’s latest and NSWF rant tape against his latest baby mama.

I have to give credit to Robyn. Not many woman would be able to watch your marriage crumble while your husband runs off and knocks up his on the side Russian girlfriend and still defend him once he becomes bat-shizz crazy.

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Images Via: wenn.com

Mel Gibson Tape 4 – AUDIO

Here is another addition the box set I am getting my family for Christmas. Mel Gibson tapes continue to spread across the net like some sort of computer herpes.

In this rant he rants about a Jacuzzi, demands oral copulation and complains about snoring all while breathing like a 400 pound man eating a cheeseburger the size of his head.

Click HERE if Mel’s craziness is your thang…more tapes await!

Mel Gibson Rant Tape 3 – AUDIO

You know the drill by now. Mel Gibson utters naughty words and threatens to bury/own/arson/deport someone.

Warning it’s super NSFW.

Want more Mel Gibson fun? Click HERE to check out the “therapy” story Team Gibson is weaving. Or Click HERE to check out the other Mel Gibson Tapes.