Miley Cyrus attended the 2012 Billboard Music Awards rocking The Rachel and some serious sideboob. Because Miley and polls go together like peanut butter and jelly, lets all vote on the look…
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Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus Competing to be ‘X-Factor’ Judge
May 2, 2012 By 1 Comment
Demi Lovato is reportedly deep in talks to fill the vacant spots left by Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul on Fox’s floundering ‘X-Factor.’
Let’s take a girl fresh outta rehab and sit her next to Britney Spears on panel to judge a bunch of people desperate to make a career in music. It sounds like a DISASTUH that Dr. Drew would be tackling during sweeps, but Simon Cowell is tagging it with a whole lotta NOVEL IDEA OLD CHAP!
Miley Cyrus Gets Stitches in ER
April 18, 2012 By 1 Comment
MY GAWD! START A PRAYER CHAIN! ALERT OPRAH’S ANGEL NETWORK! Or grab some coffee and play Words with Friends while pretending you are diligently working on that report for the afternoon meeting. I’d find the latter to be more interesting, but lets explore Miley Cyrus’ emergency room visit anyway.
Miley Cyrus Flashes Crotch…Again – PICTURES
April 9, 2012 By 1 Comment
I wonder if Professional Crotch Popper is on her resume… Miley Cyrus has once again been snapped sans underwear. Being that this a slow Monday morning, I am calling it “news.”
Cyrus wore a skimpy and uber tight dress to her Pilates class. I would call this lingerie, but I am an old fart that wears shorts and an old BACON IS MEAT CANDY! t-shirt while pretending to work out.
Miley Cyrus Cutting ?! – PHOTOS
April 3, 2012 By 2 Comments
Miley Cyrus is stirring up a fresh batch of rumors. This time the ‘LOL’ starlet appears to have scars on her forearm. Some are labeling the marks “cutting scars.”
Cyrus took one of her 3 dogs for a walk on April 2nd and looming paps snapped photos that revealed red lines across her inner arm. Naturally, most are jumping to the conclusion that she is cutting and has been masterfully hiding her self harmingsecret.
Miley Cyrus Engaged ?!
March 26, 2012 By Leave a Comment
It’s Monday morning and I am still scrubbing the glitter out of my hair and the fluorescent black light paint off my I GET SLEAZY FOR RON WEASLY shirt, but people are still wondering if Miley Cyrus is engaged. This “news” broke out Friday and is still hanging around like the smell of your attempt to make vegan chimichangas.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth ‘Talking Marriage’
March 15, 2012 By 1 Comment
I love Thursdays. We get to pick apart the crap that came out in Wednesday’s tabloids. After de-bunking Brangleina’s millionth wedding rumor yesterday, we get Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth engagement rumors today.
OK! is back again with more THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED…PROBABLY…SOMEDAY…POSSILBY headlines. According to their story, Miley Cyrus’ boobs did more than try to weave snatch Jennifer Lawrence at the premiere of ‘The Hunger Games.’
Miley Cyrus’ New Hair Cut – PHOTO
February 14, 2012 By 1 Comment
Miley Cyrus took to Twitter to announce that she has cut her hair. I am calling it news.
It’s all in effort to escape the office filled with roses and teddy bears singing tunes about “cuppy-cakes.” You can thank Valentine’s Day for crap posts today.
Billy Ray Cyrus Writing Tell-All Book About Miley Cyrus
February 6, 2012 By Leave a Comment
I really hope Miley Cyrus is getting along with her father these days. It looks like daddy, Billy Ray, is going to be writing a tell-all book. He’s teamed up with Amazon for his book that will be called “Hillbilly Heart.” Ha, I can’t make this stuff up!
Ok, so what’s it going to be about?
Miley Cyrus Licking Penis Cake, Happy Birthday Liam
January 25, 2012 By 2 Comments
Here is a glimpse of our future America…
Here is a newsflash… Miley Cyrus is a child star turned teenager with daddy issues a gobs of cash. The Disney grown starlet spent her boyfriend’s birthday drinking and licking his penis cake. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t phallus cakes typically for bachelorette parties?
