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Mischa Barton Cutting ?!? – PHOTOS

August 4, 2010 By Leave a Comment

It appears that Mischa Barton has gone the way of Britney Spears and is an umbrella short of shaving her head and beating a car. What happened to the troubled but perky Marissa Cooper? Where is Ryan Atwood at? He needs to come and tell her to put to guacamole down and take off the Big Lots weave.

Barton was meandering around London with a box of guacamole (not kidding) and appeared to have cutting marks and sores on her right arm. She spent time on involuntary psychiatric hold last summer after her last hope of work, “The Beautiful Life” was axed. She has also been partying with Amy Winehouse and was drinking with her on Monday night at The Hawley Arms.

Ahh, the Winehouse. That explains the open sores, cutting marks and looking like a beat down hooker. Poor girl.

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Mischa Barton: Fashion Disaster

July 10, 2010 By Leave a Comment

This should be a poster that is used in high schools to scare kids straight. Screw those eggs being fried in a pan and only giving children the urge to hit IHOP post smoke. Put up posters of Mischa Barton and tell the story of the time she tried to snort wasabi peas after mistaking them for the bad stuff.

I miss the days Marissa Cooper. I miss the days when she had someone to tell her that her hair color is hideous and that lipstick makes her look whorey. Where the hell is Mel Gibson when you need him?

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Mischa Barton – Fashion Disaster

April 5, 2010 By 1 Comment

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What the hell Marissa Cooper! At first I thought this was some random plebeian from People of Wal-Mart. Nope. It’s Mischa Barton which begs the question- What in the hell happened to this poor child? This is what we should be showing children to make them fear recreational drugs. Nose candy will rot your brain and make you think yellow high-waisted skinny jeans are socially acceptable. The fact that they are two sizes too small gives me a case of the sads.

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Mischa Barton Is Poor

March 17, 2010 By 2 Comments

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There’s regular people poor, then there’s Hollywood poor. It’s a fine line and it appears that Mischa Barton has no crossed into the realm of regular poor.

Here’s the difference:

Hollywood Poor: Actors and actresses you haven’t heard from in a while suddenly lend their voices to television animated characters. See Wilmer Valderrama.

Regular People Poor: People return pop bottles in order to obtain deposit return in order to puchase six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

See? Fine Line.

Poor Mischa crossed lthe line recently when her credit card was declined at the grocery…after she had already opened some of the food and commenced eating.

Via Radar:

“Things took at bad turn when the former O.C. star went to pay for the already-eaten item and her credit card was declined!

So she tried another card and that was declined too.

It all happened at Whole Foods on Fairfax and Crescent Heights and we watched as Mischa searched her purse for cash.”

Thankfully for Mischa, the friend she was shopping with is gainfully employed and srung for the food.

On the bright side, Mischa’s eating!

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Mischa Barton Caught Smoking Pot !?? – Photos

February 17, 2010 By 1 Comment

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I know you rolling your eyes and mumbling “Mischa Barton smoking pot is as shocking as Lindsay Lohan diving head first into a pile coke and making blow angels.” However it’s hump day and I could not torture myself with reading one more headline involving Jon Gosselin’s tiny penis.

So we shall just enjoy watching Mischa Barton nibbling on the world’s tiniest joint. Of course we can’t prove she is sucking down marijuana. It could be tobacco, medicinal herbs (same thing) or the rest of her career.

I am sure she and Kristen Stewart would become besties while enjoying their penchant for outdoor puffing. Click HERE to see photos of Kristen Stewart Smoking Pot.

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Mischa Barton Bar Brawl

November 3, 2009 By 2 Comments

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Mischa Barton was left spooked during her Halloween partying this weekend after an incident at New York’s Park Bar! Barton was left furious and soaked when some guy poured his drink on her after she accidentally stepped on his foot. In true diva retaliation mode, Barton responded by dumping her drink all over the guy.

Per National Ledger:

“I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Barton went past us carrying two drinks,” an onlooker told the website. “The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: ‘Did you just throw a drink over me?’ “The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Barton stepping on his shoe and she threw one of her drinks in his face.”

The incident took an ugly turn when Barton, who was dressed as a peacock, returned to her table telling her friends what happened, who then rushed over to confront the man and asking him to ‘step outside.’ Things got pretty heated from there, brawling on the dance floor before two bouncers came over and kicked the instigator out of the club, who reportedly left with a gash to his head and a cut up knee. Lesson learned Mischa, a simple ‘Im sorry’ after you stepped on his foot would have went a long way.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Real Mother Revealed – Photos

October 20, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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Holy Moses of Gwyneth’s Uterus as Crista would say. This settles it. Donatella Versace and Lindsay Lohan are starting their own race. Lohan is the result of Donatella’s horrid test tube baby experiment gone wrong and a mad scientist is being worshiped by dealers for creating the Wal-Mart of coke fiends.

LiLo hit up the Whitney Museum’s Gala in NYC last night and made kissy faces with Donatella Versace. She put on her Sunday Best Collagen Lips and headed out to do her ho stroll with the rest of the gala crew.

Mischa Barton was there and managed to look hot. You know you need to sit down when Mischa is looking hotter than your sorry rump.

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Mischa Barton Claims Her Dentist Gave Her The Crazy

August 28, 2009 By 1 Comment

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Mischa Barton wants you to know why she is cookoo for CocoPuffs.

According to the D-list actress, she had her teeth pulled and that my dear friends, is what drove her to the looney bin. Uh huh, and Robert Pattinson just stopped by for ice cream and a backrub.

Via People:

“I had to get through it without proper painkillers because I couldn’t take those during work,” she said of the procedure. “So it’s been a nightmare.”

Yes. According to Barton, she couldn’t take the meds prescribed to her after having her wisdom teeth removed because she was working. Really? Doing what? Because I haven’t seen you do anything accept show up at fashion shows looking like a coked-out werewolf in the last three years.

Don’t worry all you Mischa lover (notice, it isn’t plural) out there. ‘The Beautiful Life’ star blames it all on Los Angeles.

“The funny thing is, if all this happened in New York, no one would care,” she says. “New York lets you be who you are, and people aren’t as judgmental. I’m so glad to be back here.”

In other words, even the LA crazies are tired of her and she’s been exiled. I predict once NYC is tired of her, we will see her either in Vegas or working at a Taco Bell in Jersey.

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Mischa Barton Called Fat, Told To Lose Weight

August 18, 2009 By 3 Comments

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Are you kidding me? Mischa Barton, the latest celebrity to undergo a 5150 hold being placed under involuntary psychiatric care, has been ordered by the bosses of her new TV series ‘The Beautiful Life‘ to slim down – quick! Being known to have struggled over her weight in the past, Mischa was reportedly shocked to tears when she was told she needed to lose at least 10 lbs for her role as a model.

Per CelebEdge:

“She knows that means they are calling her fat behind her back. She knows she is heavier than she needs to be but to hear it like that? it really shook her. How can Mischa play a model when she’s looking so heavy? She’s broken down in tears more than once before shooting. It’s a lot of pressure for someone who is just out of hospital.”

Despite being upset over the demand, friends insist Mischa is determined to shed the pounds as fast as possible for her role. But isn’t it way too soon for the troubled actress, who was reportedly on the brink of suicide just a month ago, to be working again under all of this pressure especially when her weight was a big source of her anxiety? Lets all hope Mischa loses the weight in a healthy way!

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Mischa Barton Involuntarily Held in Psych Ward

July 16, 2009 By 1 Comment

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Mischa Barton was placed under a 5150. Sound familiar? It should to you Britney Spears loving gossip mongers. It is the same psychiatric hold Spears was under twice. Yesterday around 3 PM police responded to a 911 call at Mischa’s home. Police cited a “medical issue” had arose and they responded accordingly. They have since enforced the 5150 and taken her to Cedars-Sinai.

The Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA) laws have prevented any official word of why she is being held. What is known is that they can hold her for up to 72 hours under the hold. A rep also confirmed she was no longer going to attend her film premiere for “Homecoming.”

Ah yes, “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” was a brilliant play. Odd, but I am sure it has some kind of artsy-fartsy integrity. In the case of Mishca Barton, one was ripped from the crack whore’s nest.

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