Eyewitnesses who have NY Daily News on speed dial say that Jason Sudeikis was romancing Ashley Olsen at a ‘Tower Heist’ after party. The two reportedly “snuggled” and engaged in cuddling at Stone Rose Lounge in Time Warner Center.
Kanye West and Mary Kate Olsen Caught Making Out
June 13, 2011 By 2 Comments
I once had a nightmare that the world ran out of vodka and giant bugs ruled the world. This rumor creates the same creepy feeling that has me stocking up on Raid…
Olsen Twins Hazed Into Council of Fashion Designers of America
July 22, 2009 By Leave a Comment
The mini moguls who made their start in Hollywood with the moniker “you got it dude” have been inducted into the Council of Fashion Designers of America. The Olsen twins were named worthy to join the elite fashion club.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will rub elbows with fellow inductees Alexander Wang, Jason Wu and Maria Pinto at a dinner in late October to be officially hazed.
I am just picturing Diane von Furstenberg making everyone role around on the ground while she yells: “Air Raid Bitches!”
Mary Kate Olsen Pregnant
November 26, 2008 By 3 Comments
Bwhahaha! That will never happen.
According to this week’s Naitonal Enquirer (print edition) is claiming that Mary Kate Olsen is pregnant. She has packed on a couple of pounds and everyone assumes she is knocked up.
Fear not…there is no life form in her uterus. She is merely trying to gain weight to be healthier. Skinny witch is up to 102 lbs now. This is AFTER gaining 20 pounds.
Someone get me a turkey leg to gnaw on.
