Oscars

Best Dressed Oscars 2012 PHOTOS

Here we have the fashion side of the 2012 Oscars. The Academy Awards usually brings out the fashion forward, but this year it was a bit on the safe side.

Michelle Williams scores one of the top spots in a coral Louis Vuitton. As much as Gwyneth Paltrow makes my eyes roll, she looked stunning in a Tom Ford white column dress with a sleek cape.

The Oscars were all sorts of fun. Sacha Baron Cohen spilled Bisquick all over Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Lopez had a nip slip issue and ‘The Artist’ took home most of the awards.

Angelina Jolie wasn’t going to let a moment of LOOK AT MAH SESSY LEG pass her up. While presenting for Best Adapted Screenplay, Angelina struck a pose that would make Kim Kardashian stand up and give a slow clap. After announcing that Jim Rash, Alexander Payne and Nat Faxon won for the ‘The Descendants,’ Jim mocked her pose.

Jennifer Lopez’s nipple tried to steal the spotlight at the 2012 Oscars. Jlo and Cameron Diaz giggled their way through presenting the award for Best Costume Design and it appeared her nipple was trying to escape.

The low cut ensemble revealed what some think is a nip slip. Her stylist insists that her nipple was locked up in a cup…

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Oscar Nominations 2012

Ah the Academy Awards…where everyone only cares about 3 categories and who wore what dress resembling the business end of a peacock.

This year, ‘The Artist’ and ‘Hugo’ were all given a plethora of back patting. Joseph Gordon Levitt was robbed of a nod for ‘50/50,’ so I have already clocked out, but here is the list of your Academy Award nominees for 2012.

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Billy Crystal to Host Oscars

Ah, the Oscars. One hour of sparkly dresses that Joan Rivers will somehow turn into a vagina joke that is followed by nearly 4 hours of nap inducing tv. The Academy Awards has had a tumultuous week as producer Brett Ratner angered the gay community after using the “F” word. This move was Ashton Kutcher level of dumb being that women and fashionably sensitive gay men make up the Oscars target audience.

Brett issued a sorry statement ant then exited stage left on the awards. I am sure it was more like being yanked off stage with a giant hook, but will give Ratner a Yeah, Okay anyway. Eddie Murphy then hit the ESC button on being host in protest.

Aside from the fashion that will be subjected to Joan River’s endless puns, the night belongs who took home the Academy Award. Anne Hathaway and James Franco hosted the evenings events as two of the youngest hosts in the event’s history.

[Colin Firth's Oscars Acceptance Speech - VIDEO]

The theme of the night screamed “THE OSCARS ARE NOW HIP AND FUN!!!! YOU ARE HAVING FUN!!!” Too bad it was the typical snoozefest despite Anne’s high on life energy. She was brought down by Franco’s Ovah This Mess/Probably Stoned Right Now demeanor. Even with James briefly dressed as Marilyn Monroe and a skit in which he was in a white skintight leotard couldn’t save things from the sleepy state. Half way through the show most of the celebs were ready to hand over the Best Actor statue to Colin Firth and get to the bar already.

Oscars 2011 Winners List:

Best Picture: “The King’s Speech.”

Actor: Colin Firth, “The King’s Speech.”

Actress: Natalie Portman, “Black Swan.”

Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, “The Fighter.”

Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, “The Fighter.”

Directing: Tom Hooper, “The King’s Speech.”

Foreign Language Film: “In a Better World,” Denmark.

Adapted Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin, “The Social Network.”

Original Screenplay: David Seidler, “The King’s Speech.”

Animated Feature Film: “Toy Story 3.”

Art Direction: “Alice in Wonderland.”